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George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant)




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George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant)




                          IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO
                          THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST
                          A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
                          AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED,
                          DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND
                          IT ON.


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Philosophy for Old Age
            George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant)




                                                IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO
                                                THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST
                                                A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
                                                AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED,
                                                DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND
                                                IT ON.


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Music: Ernesto Cortazar “Eternal Love Affair”
Philosophy for Old Age
            George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant)




                                                IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO
                                                THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST
                                                A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
                                                AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED,
                                                DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND
                                                IT ON.


                                                  Click to go

Music: Ernesto Cortazar “Eternal Love Affair”                   He Yan Jan 2010
Do you realise that the only time in our lives when
we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about ageing that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'
You're never thirty-six and a half.
You're four and a half, going on five!
That's the key
You get into your teens, now they
can't hold you back. You jump to the
next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?'
'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13,
but hey, you're gonna be 16!
 And then the greatest day of your life ...... .
You become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony.
'How old are you?'
'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13,
but hey, you're gonna be 16!
 And then the greatest day of your life ...... .
You become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony.
YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh,
what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk!
He TURNED; we had to throw him out.
There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-
dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30,
then you're PUSHING 40.... Whoa!
Put on the brakes,
it's all slipping away.
Before you know it, you REACH 50
and your dreams are gone
But wait!!!
You MAKE it to 60.
You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21,
TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50
and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
             After that it's a day-by-day thing;
            you HIT Wednesday, May 02, 2012!
You get into your 80's and every day
is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you
TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there Into the 90s,
you start going backwards;
Then a strange thing happens.
 If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.
'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
HOW TO STAY YOUNG




1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay 'them'
HOW TO STAY YOUNG




1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay 'them'              2. Keep only cheerful friends.
                                        The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever... Never let the
brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's
workshop.' And the devil's name is
Alzheimer's.
3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever... Never let the
brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's
workshop.' And the devil's name is
Alzheimer's.




          4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.
5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.




                                   6. The tears happen. Endure,
                                   grieve, and move on. The only person,
                                   who is with us our entire life, is
                                   ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are
                                   alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love ,
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your
home is your refuge.
7. Surround yourself with what you love ,
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your
home is your refuge.




                     8.Cherish your health:
                     If it is good, preserve it. If it is
                     unstable, improve it. If it is beyond
                     what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the
next county; to a foreign country
but NOT to where the guilt is.
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the
next county; to a foreign country
but NOT to where the guilt is.




                                 10. Tell the people that you love
                                 them,
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of
breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.
And if you don't send this to at
least 8 people – who cares?
But do share this with someone...
We all need to live life to its
fullest each day!!
And if you don't send this to at
least 8 people – who cares?
But do share this with someone...
We all need to live life to its
fullest each day!!
See you again !!!

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George Carlin's Philosophy for Staying Young

  • 2. Philosophy for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Click to go
  • 3. Philosophy for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Click to go
  • 4. Philosophy for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. Click to go
  • 5. Philosophy for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. Click to go Music: Ernesto Cortazar “Eternal Love Affair”
  • 6. Philosophy for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. Click to go Music: Ernesto Cortazar “Eternal Love Affair” He Yan Jan 2010
  • 7.
  • 8. Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.
  • 9.
  • 10. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
  • 11.
  • 12. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
  • 13.
  • 14. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ...... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.
  • 15. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ...... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!
  • 16.
  • 17. But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour- dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
  • 18.
  • 19. You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.... Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone
  • 20.
  • 21. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
  • 22.
  • 23. So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
  • 24.
  • 25. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday, May 02, 2012!
  • 26.
  • 27. You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards;
  • 28.
  • 29. Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
  • 30.
  • 31. HOW TO STAY YOUNG
  • 32. HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'
  • 33. HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them' 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
  • 34.
  • 35. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever... Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
  • 36. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever... Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things.
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  • 38. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
  • 39. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
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  • 41. 7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
  • 42. 7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8.Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
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  • 44. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
  • 45. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people that you love them,
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  • 47. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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  • 49. And if you don't send this to at least 8 people – who cares? But do share this with someone... We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
  • 50. And if you don't send this to at least 8 people – who cares? But do share this with someone... We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
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