Talk given at DevBreak'19, video available at https://youtu.be/bT0i0z6SW8o ----- Agile has become mainstream and is the new standard. But is it really any better than "traditional" software project management? Many developers think it's the same thing rehashed, or that agile is even worse. Why do they think so? Are they right? In this talk we will run through all-too-familliar situations of everyday life in IT with a common denominator: those companies are nothing quite like agile but are still calling themselves agile. Brace yourself, because it seems that there is no limit to the amount of nonsense that some companies create! If you are still not convinced that agile is awesome, please come and discover all the things that your company got completely wrong!