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Bez trojúhelníku si koledujete o
křížek.
150 km/h - 160 km/h - 170 km/h - 158
- 155 - 150
Přestože máte známku, nemusíte se
chovat jako balík.
D1 – km/h – BLB – ABS – ARO – JIP –
RIP
Do Brna chce každý, proto se na něj
stojí fronty.
Účelem D1 zřejmě je, aby se do Brna
dostalo co nejméně Pražáků.
Tady cesta po D1 začíná. Jeďte tak,
aby rychle neskončila.
Dát blinkr bolí míň než srážka.
Do nebe vede jen jednosměrka.
Fotky z radaru si za rámeček nedáte.
Chcete-li všechno stihnout,
zpomalte.
I král silnic může na D1 dostat mat.
Je lepší mít po skončení jízdy na
tváři úsměv, než airbag.
Jeho poslední slova byla: „To
stihnu.“
Jste jednou nohou v Praze. Druhou
dejte na brzdu.
Boží radary melou pomalu, ale jistě.
Kdo přechází únavu, odpočívá
v pokoji.
Když v levém pruhu jezdí auta
v protisměru, už nejste na dálnici.
Lepit se někomu na zadek smrdí.
Lepší ruce na volantu, než srdce na
dlani.
Lepší volant v hrsti, než auto na
střeše.
Mikrospánek mívá meganásledky.
Mít za volantem opici je vážně
zvěrstvo.
Musíme tam všichni, ale ti rychlí
dostanou přednost.
Myšky jsou pro kočku.
Název dálnice nevznikl spojením dál
a nic.
Největší silniční pirát je spěch.
Někdo se jako závodní narodí, jiný
umírá.
Nemluvte za jízdy s ostatními řidiči.
Nezapnutý pás, nebezpečný špás.
Piráti silnic často ztroskotají.
Předjíždění zprava je pěkná levárna.
Psaní SMS za jízdy vede ke špatným
zprávám.
Se sjetými pneumatikami se můžete
jít akorát klouzat.
Své ego k řízení nepouštějte.
Také ve 21. století se najde dost
jedinců, kteří jezdí pod parou.
Trpělivost přináší růže, netrpělivost
věnce.
Z „onoho světa“ zpátečku nedáte.
Život Vám pojistíme, ale nevrátíme.
Lepší stát na Andělu než ležet
v Motole.
Když jedou dva řidiči na oranžovou,
teče červená.
Člověk nikdy neví, kdy příjde
zlomový moment.
Raději pomalu aututem než rychle
sanitkou.
Když jde o to, abychom Vám
pomohli… …klidně se rozpůlíme.
Kdo řídí Bezruč, do Ostravy
nedojede ani za sto roků.
Čím dražší auto, tím lacinější triky.
Vztyčeným prsotřednjíčkem správný
směr neukážete.
Zatáčky dvakrát měř, jednou řež.
Správná řídič by měl být jako
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Pojeďte pane, budeme to hnát?
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