You will find here amazing retirement sayings.Hope you would love these sayings.For more retirement sayings please visit http://sayingspoint.com/retirement-sayings/ Retirement Sayings Top 20 “The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” —Abe Lemons “I’m retired — goodbye tension, hello pension.” —Unknown I think that retirement is the first step towards the grave.” —Hugh Hefner “Life begins at retirement.” —Unknown “You get old faster when you think about retirement.” —Toba Beta “Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous — don’t be a burden on others.” —Ernie Zelinski “When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” —Chi Chi Rodriguez I’m always announcing my retirement. I’m still not retired.” —Dick Van Dyke “The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.” —Susan Miller “To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more today.” —Suze Orman “To retire is to die.” —Pablo Casals “Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.” —Unknown Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.” —Malcolm Forbes Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.” —Unknown “Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.” —Unknown “I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.” —Hartman Jule What do you call a person who is happy on Monday. You know you are ready to retire when you think “getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking a lot. Retirement is an amazing part of life. No work only rest and observe things. Officially retired Now the only boss I have to answer to is my wife.