Ways to Deliver an Amazingly
BORING Presentation #9

Namaste to the chairperson, namaste
to the distinguished guests, namaste to you all, namaste to the people who invited me here to speak, namaste and namaste for all this who I couldn’t mention. #1Start by following convention

Alright, let me take out
this note - written by my secretary. The note is only around 30 pages therefore I request you to pay attention to every word. #2Start by reading out from a note

Hi everyone. Please forgive me.
I didn’t get enough time to prepare this one. In fact, I don’t even know what I’m going to talk about. Really sorry about that. #3Start by making apologies

#4Go one-way traffic Deliver your
presentation without giving the audience any chance to interact. The effect is even greater if you slide- read or read your notes all the way.

#5Speak in a monotone Talk
in a monotone, audience will feel a constant drone like buzz in their ears and will eventually lull into the sleep mode.

I mean you can sort
of understand this you know concept of ummm equality between you know two genders is ummm never going to you know work. #6Use filler words

#7End by making excuses If
you didn’t understand my presentation, I’m really sorry. I should have prepared for your level. I can happily email you the slides.

#8Ending with a Q&A Umm,
what was your question? Let me go back to slide no. 52. Does that answer your question? I can read it again if you want me to. Hope that clears your query.

I know my time is
up but I still have 37 slides to go and 13 mins to rant. So don’t sleep yet. I’ll need your 30 more mins. #9End by exceeding the given time

following convention reading form note
making apologies Start by

following convention reading form note
making apologies Start by go one way traffic speak in monotone use filler words Middle

following convention reading form note
making apologies Start by go one way traffic speak in monotone use filler words making excuses finishing with Q&A exceeding the time Middle End by

Follow those 9 tips and
be amazingly boring!!! Pics: Internet