1. The World Is Yours! The 5 Step Guide To Extremely Villainy
The name of "super villain" is actually , unsurprisingly, 1 few aspire to , and yet can be an
extremely rewarding and , however arduous , exciting career path. Be aware that this career will not
attract everyone. It requires a special person to hold individual life within utter disregard , to actively
pursue the actual terrorization of entire communities and to order respect through his minions while
putting on a green hide or a white jumpsuit. The hours are unpredictable , the competitors fierce, and
there exists the actual remote possibility of perishing in an extremely swift and well-coordinated air-
strike towards your base of operations.
But with my five-step program you can enhance your chances of becoming an effective, heartless,
terror-inducing s.V. (super Villain). With a little work, you can be standing atop a moonlit spire of your
own 17th hundred years castle, having a laugh maniacally while moving your own pawns on the
chessboard of life.
I cannot emphasize this enough. You are, in the end , trying to be considered a "super" villain. It's
important that you can outsmart the other players and manipulate your allies , so get in that library
striking those books. I strongly suggest subject material directly related to your specific goals (i.e.
World control , global hardship , household control , etc.) try to focus on those topics which will
improve your ability to manipulate others (Psychology), enhance your business management skills
(Some, uh... Business classes ), and help define why is you special. Does actively playing Toccato
and Fugue within D small on a large pipe organ appeal to you? what about taking in a good opera or
even symphony each and every Saturday night ? Or pursuing falconry? whatever quirky trait you
adopt , remember: make it your own. NO one will remember you if you don't possess a minumum of
one interest/hobby that sets a person apart from the crowd.
While we stress the significance of pursuing a mindset of cold, logical , rationale, the actual passion
which defines a good S.v. Should not be ignored. It is, essentially , what makes a villain truly
villainous, for it is a trait that the public may readily recognize. However, the emotions of reverent
elegance which are generally experienced by the typical individual when listening to a work for
example Mozart's Requiem will most likely be replaced by a desire to level entire city blocks by
yourself. You are special, embrace it.
Put a large increased exposure of math and science, particularly those subjects which supports assist
you in viewing the planet much less like a flourishing , beautiful, web of existence , and more like a
host of organically continual numbers that could use a good thinning. Data should help , as well as
any kind of subject that can aid you in making every choice based this is not on emotion, but on chilly
, hard, amounts.
If you plan on going to a university in hopes of pursuing Super Villainhood, try to avoid those courses
which might unwittingly impress a sense of integrity or morality upon a person. General viewpoint
courses might be playing with fire , and certainly avoid those courses coping with the viewpoint of
integrity. Sure, your own Professor may be a postmodern relativist, unwilling to take a hard-line
stance on many issues of morality , but the odds are fairly powerful that he/she will strongly oppose

2. the actual subjugation/extermination of those humans who oppose a person. If you completely have
to take classes of this character , it would apt to be best to prevent mentioning your own plans to your
own Professor, and everyone in your entire course. Probably the entire college entire body too. Better
yet , just do not tell anybody anything at this stage.
The research of Darwinism will be a big help here, especially when applied socially, The faster you
start viewing the human competition less as a divinely-inspired development and more as a highly-
evolved, fairly obnoxious insect the faster you can begin the process of eliminating your own enemies
and large amounts of civilians.
Bear in mind that your minions, associates, or even , God prohibit , business companions may take
major problem with becoming viewed as a sizable insect. Thus , this is an opinion best kept to your
self during the initial stages of empire-building. Following establishing your own dominance, choose
for yourself what the best policy is. Tend to be your minions (Your associates/partners should be
eliminated by this stage ) the sort of people who thrive on positive reinforcement and a reward
system? or even is firm discipline, horror , and disproportionate punishment a far more effective
strategy ? You function as the judge.
Without money, you aren't only largely ineffective, you are kind of weird. No one is going to take a guy
putting on a cpe seriously unless of course that guy is seen getting picked up/dropped off with a limo,
chopper, or private jet. More to the point , you can pretty much disregard this entire list without an
obscene amount of cash. How are you likely to get a reputable education? a Bavarian fortress ?
Minions? in search of the sought after label "super villain" this should be your very first aspiration.
Thankfully , with little to no moral thing to consider blocking the right path , any monetary endeavor
that crosses your mind , however base , may be went after. The porno industry, drug trafficking, kid
labor...there is nothing off limits. Just generate some serious earnings. of course , such unscrupulous
activities might catch the attention of various law-enforcement companies , and while we advise you
to prevent incarceration, the majority of super bad guys have had to put in some time in this regard.
View your time in jail as an chance to hone your talent , connect with possible minions, and brush up
on your Machiavelli.
Whether atop the actual lofiest hill peak, or even within the deepest recess of the earth , your base of
operations/place of residence must conjure up a sense of unmitigated power, spark architectural
curiosity , and display a keen understand of business. Whether it be a castle deep within the darkish
forests of Latveria or perhaps a neo-clasically inspired mansion on a remote tropical island, your own
lair should be big, bad , and concealed. It should mirror your personal megalomania, temporary
delusions of splendour , and a sense of pompous entitlement. Ensure that it stays well filled in case of
emergency (which, undoubtedly will come), outfit it having a secret get away tunnel and install a self-
destruct system. Whether you opt for large red lights and sirens to warn your minions of the imminent
destruction of the compound, you have to implement a countdown. Having a preliminary get away
plan in mind , five minutes should be a lot more than ample time to get away the hardship.*
*Power be aware : If this the majority of disagreeable of events will occur, you're fully permitted , in
fact nearly encouraged to mourn the loss of your own lair. But one rip shed for any loss of individual

3. life is extremely frowned upon. If you experience any dash of emotion upon the actual death of a
former worker , perhaps think about a different vocation. The field of bad geniushood is not for you.
Flair is optional , but can perform wonders within the realm of psychological impact. Often the
implementation of flair is actually directly related to some physical defect , such as a sagging (cane),
poor eyesight (monocle), missing arm or leg (prosthetic), or even horrible and irreversible face
disfigurement (large iron cover up ). If you suffer from a visibly obvious physical defect , consider your
self lucky: you are halfway presently there ! If not, don't worry in the slightest. Dr. Doom, within the
"infant" stage of S.v..hood, suffered a small face injury. But Doom, in his infinite knowledge , knew
this negligible scar didn't exactly warrant addressing up his face with an iron cover up for the rest of
his life. Just how did he or she overcome this particular obstacle? he had the cover up put on his face
immediately after its forging! Believe me, red-hot metal, when applied to flesh and permitted to cool,
will do some fairly extensive skin damage. Consider yourself inspired.
Implement the pizzazz ! there are a variety of factors and advantages to the execution of pizzazz.
The most obvious becoming that if you need to do indeed are afflicted by a disbaility such as a
sagging , then the the majority of personally responsible course of action would be to invest in a cane.
Secondly, your own personalized pizzazz speaks a definite message around the world , it says "i'm
different than a person , and if you don't like it, i will feed you to the komodo dragons we keep in my
basement."
The final , and most essential benefit of pizzazz , is the component of fear it may induce. I will almost
gurantee that if a person walk into an active Starbucks with an obsidian head mask along with a
prosthetic equip ending in a rusty meat hook, you can probably bud into the line anywhere a person
please.*
*Power note: if anyone contests this, end up being polite, state little to no phrases in response, and
remember THEIR encounter. Even a small slight should be met with complete overreaction on your
part. Exit the store, call your minions, and deal with the offending party properly. If especially insulted,
possibly a visit to the actual afforementioned's friends or family members is in order. A person be the
assess. Just make sure the actual retribution completely outweighs the first offense. You're evil, in the
end.
Power be aware II: throughout bouts of vengeance (which , if you are doing your job, you will see
many) you'll inevitably touch family pets. These are, in most cases , usually remaining unharmed. As
odd as it might sound, the actual malajusted super villain is often motivated with a reaction from the
inherent sinfulness of human instinct. Odds are, an excellent villain has already established an
extremely traumatic and unjust act thrust upon them as a child, and is primarily responding against
that event, using it as a validation for the surpassingly sinister measures foisted upon the human
competition. That being said, there's a certain regard the super villain retains for that most rare of
benefits , innoncence. Cruelty for its own sake doesn't appeal to the true super villain , and one
should never adopt a good attitude of sadistic cruelty , but rather not caring. The super villain might ,
however, eliminate those microorganisms that mean in order to oppose him or her (guard dogs or
innocent bystanders), but inconveniencing oneself solely with regard to inflicting do-it-yourself torture

4. on uninvolved parties is a serious imitation pas on part of the s.V. And really should never, below any
circumstances , be went after. The household house kitty is particularly not exempt from this rule, as
they are the super villains of the animal empire.
S.v.'s are available in all types and sizes, and what works best for one s.V. Might not work for you.
The following list will give you a good idea of where you can garner inspiration , and who to imitate
and why.
No Tolerance=No Dissension
The upper eschelon of S.v.hood, the actual veritable cream of the harvest. Theirs is an absolute, all-
encompassing authority without any room with regard to sharing and no patience with regard to
negotiation. The actual hammer has fallen, and it will not move an in..
The quintessential super villain. Doom perfectly characterizes each of the five steps. From traumatic
childhood in order to prestigious education to full of Latveria, Doom has put it within the work
necessary to earn him or her the name of finest of super villains, and is at the very top of my list.
The reasons for Sauron's second place standing are simple. Very first , he's not actually technically
individual , and most importantly, he or she lost. Given , 1000+ many years is a good run , and
locating the strength of will to transform oneself into a big, hot eyeball following having one's body
completely obliterated is really amazing , but even so , after all that hard work , one little hobbit tucked
unnoticed in to his world and destroyed his entire empire. Tsk, tsk Sauron.
This was a difficult choice. He was , after all, second in order. Also, his nancy-pants go back to the
light aspect should be locked in contempt through S.v.s almost everywhere. But still, his almost
robotic apathy regarding murder, the actual vast scope of the empire he co-ran and the cultural
phenomenon he has become location him within the Alpha club. Oh, and that he eventually killed the
emperor.
An easy choice for the Alpha club. Luthor is actually obscenely wealthy and yet morally bankrupt. His
arch-enemy is actually Superman, and yet even the man of steel hasn't been effective in keeping him
down for very long. A most tough S.v.
These are those S.v.s whom , for whatever reason, simply don't quite get it. The skills are there, as
are the motives , and yet these guys just can't seem to command best authority more than others.
Those S.v.'s on this category invariably experience management difficulties, and are in constant
danger of getting their authority usurped through their second-in-command, i.e. Skeletor through
Beast-Man, Cobra Commander through Destro, and so on. The g.I. Club member is usually spending
way too much time attempting to eliminate his arch-nemesis, and is thus fairly ineffective within
reaching the actual S.v.'s ultimate goal: world domination.
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