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Challenge
ASSUMPTIONS 2
  Team – “My last suicide”
Everybody has a problem of not
 getting enough to sleep because of
loud noises, bad neighbors, stress at
 work or love ;) So our team offer to
your our national methods of falling
     asleep quickly and deeply )
               Enjoy 
   Go for a bread on a tank in a snowy weather
   Take a Bear for a walk
   Drink vodka
   Drink vodka and to play balalaika
   Go party with Romanies
   Go to local mall and bye some caps with ear-
    flaps
   Make some matrioshkas
   Slaughter some pigs for the lard
   Drink vodka with brown tommy and lard
   Cook a borsch
   Play a domino with old pals in the yard
   Drink vodka playing domino in the yard
   Make a fight with old pals after playing domino
   Spend a night in a sobering-up station
   Drink beer, a lot of beer
   Drink beer outside if there is -30 c
   Drink beer with vodka
   Create a mass fight after drinking vodka outside
   Jump into ice hole in nearest lake
   Nude ice-skating while drinking vodka
   Winter under ice fishing
   Winter under ice vodka drinking
   Go to bath and jump after it in a snow
   Drink vodka in the snow and play balalaika
   Pour hot coffee on your feet
   Pour hot tea on your feet
   Pour hot coffee on your feet
   Pour hot vodka on your feet
   Pour boiling water on your feet
   Make a picture with carpet on the background
   Make a picture of drunk friends and post them
    in facebook
   Paint drunk friends with the marker and go to
    drink vodka
   Drink vodka with bear
   Shoe a horse
   Give horse to drink vodka
   Sing in a bathroom with neighbours
   Send children to buy a vodka
   Drive a round dance around a fire
   Drive a round dance around a fire drinking
    vodka
   Chop wood and melt furnace
   Burn a house because of drunk
   Open windows if the frost is outside
   Drive VAZ 2101 while -40c
   Drive a car drunk at night without lights on
   Clean sunflower of seeds
   Clean flour of seeds
   Ride a sleigh
   Ride on a sleigh and drink vodka
   Ride from the icy-hill on trash
   Drunk winter swimming
   Build winter castles from empty bottles of vodka
   Chase bears in the night wood
   Go fishing without rods, but with vodka
   Brew moonshine
   Drink vodka in the center of the city and mad
    running from brave policemen
   Chasing bears in winter forest on bicycles
   Playing balalaika in the underground crossing
    with cap with ear-flaps
   Go for the vodka on the back of the bear
   Celebrating the doomsday like a national holiday
   Drive a round dance around vodka-factory
   Drive a round dance around bear playing
    balalaika
   Make a tank from the garbage in the back yard
   Get bored of vodka and drink clean alcohol
   Fight with seller for the last bottle of vodka
   Make a snowman with the nose of a bottle of
    vodka
   Fight with best friend because of wry snowman
   Drink conciliatory bottle of vodka
   And fall asleep in police car on a road to
    sobering-up station
   Plant potatoes in the country all the day long
   Drink vodka in the country house next day
   Jump from the 5 floured building in the snow
   Water-skiing in the puddles
   Get up away from the computer and lay in the
    bad
   Run around local district 5 times
   Run around all nearby districts searching for
    vodka
   Go to barbecues in the nearby area on the tank
   Go check intercontinental missiles in the
    basement
   Drink a soothing tea
   Drink a soothing vodka 

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Challenge assumptions 2

  • 1. Challenge ASSUMPTIONS 2 Team – “My last suicide”
  • 2. Everybody has a problem of not getting enough to sleep because of loud noises, bad neighbors, stress at work or love ;) So our team offer to your our national methods of falling asleep quickly and deeply ) Enjoy 
  • 3. Go for a bread on a tank in a snowy weather  Take a Bear for a walk  Drink vodka  Drink vodka and to play balalaika  Go party with Romanies  Go to local mall and bye some caps with ear- flaps  Make some matrioshkas  Slaughter some pigs for the lard  Drink vodka with brown tommy and lard
  • 4. Cook a borsch  Play a domino with old pals in the yard  Drink vodka playing domino in the yard  Make a fight with old pals after playing domino  Spend a night in a sobering-up station  Drink beer, a lot of beer  Drink beer outside if there is -30 c  Drink beer with vodka  Create a mass fight after drinking vodka outside  Jump into ice hole in nearest lake
  • 5. Nude ice-skating while drinking vodka  Winter under ice fishing  Winter under ice vodka drinking  Go to bath and jump after it in a snow  Drink vodka in the snow and play balalaika  Pour hot coffee on your feet  Pour hot tea on your feet  Pour hot coffee on your feet  Pour hot vodka on your feet  Pour boiling water on your feet
  • 6. Make a picture with carpet on the background  Make a picture of drunk friends and post them in facebook  Paint drunk friends with the marker and go to drink vodka  Drink vodka with bear  Shoe a horse  Give horse to drink vodka  Sing in a bathroom with neighbours  Send children to buy a vodka
  • 7. Drive a round dance around a fire  Drive a round dance around a fire drinking vodka  Chop wood and melt furnace  Burn a house because of drunk  Open windows if the frost is outside  Drive VAZ 2101 while -40c  Drive a car drunk at night without lights on  Clean sunflower of seeds  Clean flour of seeds
  • 8. Ride a sleigh  Ride on a sleigh and drink vodka  Ride from the icy-hill on trash  Drunk winter swimming  Build winter castles from empty bottles of vodka  Chase bears in the night wood  Go fishing without rods, but with vodka  Brew moonshine  Drink vodka in the center of the city and mad running from brave policemen
  • 9. Chasing bears in winter forest on bicycles  Playing balalaika in the underground crossing with cap with ear-flaps  Go for the vodka on the back of the bear  Celebrating the doomsday like a national holiday  Drive a round dance around vodka-factory  Drive a round dance around bear playing balalaika  Make a tank from the garbage in the back yard  Get bored of vodka and drink clean alcohol
  • 10. Fight with seller for the last bottle of vodka  Make a snowman with the nose of a bottle of vodka  Fight with best friend because of wry snowman  Drink conciliatory bottle of vodka  And fall asleep in police car on a road to sobering-up station  Plant potatoes in the country all the day long  Drink vodka in the country house next day  Jump from the 5 floured building in the snow  Water-skiing in the puddles
  • 11. Get up away from the computer and lay in the bad  Run around local district 5 times  Run around all nearby districts searching for vodka  Go to barbecues in the nearby area on the tank  Go check intercontinental missiles in the basement  Drink a soothing tea  Drink a soothing vodka 