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GREAT DEVELOPERS STEALben scofield / @bscofield / scottish ruby conference / 8 april 2011

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flickr: hisgett

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ART

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http://obeygiant.com/headlines/obey-x-austin-sxsw

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I’M NOART HISTORIAN

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Mythology

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http://www.saversplanet.com/wallpapers/one-ring-wallpapers_3072_1600.jpg

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http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/trek/gen.html

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http://www.scifinow.co.uk/news/top-five-sci-fi-vehicles/

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MusicV U

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http://www.wired.com/special_multimedia/2008/pl_music_1609

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http://www.soulculture.co.uk/features/jimi-hendrix-the-epitome-of-a-legend/

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Eleanor_Rigby_-_DSC05154.JPG (Benkid77)

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Software Development

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Software Development

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SUnitxUnit JUnit CppUnit NUnit Lapidary  Test::Unit

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JBehaveBDD RBehave  RSpec NBehave PHPSpec Jasmine

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RailsRails CakePHP Grails Rhino on Rails ASP.NET MVC

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ORM Hibernate  NHibernate ActiveRecord  SubSonic

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mod_perlmod_* mod_python mod_php mod_rails  Passenger

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PasteWSGI Rack Jack Plack Hack

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WSGI def simple_app(environ, start_response): """Simplest possible application object""" status = 200 OK response_headers = [(Content-type, text/html)] start_response(status, response_headers) return [Hello Worldn]http://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0333/

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Paste def app(environ, start_response): start_response(200 OK, [(content-type, text/html)]) return [Hello world]https://bitbucket.org/ianb/paste

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Rack def call(env) [200, {Content-Type => text/html}, Hello World] endhttps://github.com/rack/rack

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Plack my $app = sub { my $env = shift; return [ 200, [ Content-Type => text/html ], Hello World ]; };https://github.com/miyagawa/Plack

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Jack function(env){ return [200, {Content-Type: text/html}, "Hello World"]; };https://github.com/JackDanger/jack

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Hack app :: Application app = env -> return $ Response 200 [ ("Content-Type", "text/plain") ] (pack "Hello World") main = run apphttps://github.com/nfjinjing/hack

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Express.js RatpackSinatra Sammy.js Fitzgerald Slim Scalatra Nancy

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Sinatra require rubygems require sinatra get / do erb :homepage end get /names/:name do "Hello, #{params[:name]}" end post /login do # data is in request.body # validate login endhttps://github.com/bmizerany/sinatra

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Express.js var express = require(express); var app = express.createServer(); app.configure(function(){ app.use(express.bodyParser()); }); app.get(/, function(request, response) { response.render(homepage.ejs); }); app.get(/names/:name, function(request, response) { response.send(Hello, + request.param(name)); }); app.post(/login, function(request, response) { // data is in request.body // validate login });https://github.com/visionmedia/express

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Ratpack get("/") { render "homepage.html" } get("/names/:name") { "Hello, ${urlparams.name}" } post("/login") { // data is in params.field // validate login }https://github.com/bleedingwolf/Ratpack

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Slim <?php require Slim/Slim.php; Slim::init(); Slim::get(/, function () { Slim::render(homepage.php); }); Slim::get(/names/:name, function ($name) { echo "Hello, $name"; }); Slim::post(/login, function () { # data is in Slim::request()->post(field) # validate login }); Slim::run(); ?>https://github.com/codeguy/Slim

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Nancy public class Sample : NancyModule { public Module() { Get["/"] = params => { return View.Spark("homepage.spark", params); }; Get["/names/{name}"] = params => { return string.Concat("Hello, ", params.name); }; Post["/login"] = params => { /// data is in params.field /// validate login }; } }https://github.com/thecodejunkie/Nancy

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Sammy.js (function($) { var app = $.sammy(#main, function() { this.get(#/, function() { this.partial(files/homepage.html); }); this.post(#/login, function() { // data is in params.field // validate login }); }); $(function() { app.run(#/); }); })(jQuery);https://github.com/quirkey/sammy

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InterludeOn Naming

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Scalatra import org.scalatra._ import org.scalatra.scalate._ class Example extends ScalatraServlet with ScalateSupport { get("/") { templateEngine.layout("homepage.scaml") } get("/names/:name") { <p>Hello, {params("name")}</p> } post("/login") { // data is in params{"field"} // validate login } }https://github.com/scalatra/scalatra

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Software Theft 101

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Software Theft 101

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Need-Driven

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1 Find a problem

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2 Pick a target

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3 Case the joint

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Opportunity-Driven

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1 Pick a target

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2 Case the joint

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Wait for your3 chance

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Casing the Joint

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Searching

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GitHubGeneral BitBucket SourceForge Google Code

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RubygemsSpecific PEPs PyPI CPAN

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Evaluating

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Forks and watchers Active repositories Edge case testsGood Issues Citations Documentation History Strong opinions

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Perpetration

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LocationTrouble Paradigm Idiom Style

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Inspire JBehave  RSpec

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Sample Sinatra  Padrino

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Cover JUnit  NUnit WSGI  Rack

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RUBYISTScan steal from EVERYONE

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ProceduralObject-OrientedFunctional

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Metaprogramming

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Test-focused

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THANK YOU!now go burgle something Ben Scofield / @bscofield http://benscofield.com http://speakerrate.com/t/7099