5. Even though pumpkins and stockings are
essential for the operation of every
household, sometimes a person just
happens to run short. With pumpkins,
it's best to go to the store and buy
another one. It is NOT advisable to
steal one from your neighbour's garden.
This is illegal and could result in
severe financial penalties and even
imprisonment...
6.
7. Nylon stockings, however, are something
completely different. Rather than taking one
from the lingerie drawer, the recommended
procedure is removal. This is a very sensitive
and precise endeavour. Removal of a
nylon stocking takes many hours of practice.
It can be a very creative experience...
9. First you insert the
pumpkin in the stocking.
Then you tie it firmly
around your ankle...
10. Objective:
Participants race around a predetermined course. A
timekeeper is appointed to determine the winner.
The timekeeper counts out “One, one hundred,
two, one hundred...” since he doesn't have a watch.
The participant with the shortest time wins!
Carrying of the pumpkin is forbidden. A
smashed pumpkin results in immediate
disqualification.