2. After a global financial collapse, there won’t be anyone
to bail anyone else out and a natural chain of events will
occur. A lot of people will be very unhappy, and the
“natural man”, or man’s “animal instinct” will run wild
through the streets. Unfortunately we are seeing
a glimpse of this already not only in Greece, but in
pockets of the United States and around the world.
3. 3 THINGS TO AVOID:
• Easy Target: DON’T be the easy target. Get behind someone
who already is.
• Confronting a Zombie: Don’t. Remember wisdom from The
Holy Grail”
• Curiosity: If you hear screaming and want to take a peak…
Don’t. See #2… ”run away”.
4. IS 2012 THE YEAR OF THE
ZOMBIES?
Zombie movies, TV series, and blogs are on the rise. I remember the
excitement as a kid, willfully paranoid in the dark with my friends, spooking
each other, daring each other to go down a dark hallway where we imagined a
dangerous monster waited patiently. The scarier, the better. Perhaps with the
US economy on the edge of toppling, the Mayan calendar about to end, and
unrest around the world, a zombie apocalypse seems closer to reality than
fantasy. “The scarier, the better?” Maybe not so much anymore.
Recent “zombie like” attacks in Miami and Naples Florida in the news
reminds us how fragile people are when times get tough and drugs come into
the equation. In the movies, once bitten, you are infected, die then come
back to a mindless state, looking to eat someone else, like “tag, your it”. In
reality, once drugs take over a person’s mind, they lose their ability to choose
for themselves and do things they would normally never think of doing…
zombie stuff.
5. Case and point: The Miami zombie, Rudy Eugene, shocked his girlfriend who
only saw the good side of him and recalled many times reading religious
material (the bible and Koran) with him. Now we find out he had lost his
home in a foreclosure. Despair, drugs, anger, rage, might this combination be
the catalyst that sent him over the top?
Another example of man tipping is the Greece riots over their financial
meltdown. Rage, violence, and many of those aren’t even on drugs. Just think
what a street full of hopeless, angry Greece men would be if they were also
on drugs as well.
7. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM
REAL ZOMBIES?
Excited delirium, suicidal, violent, super human strength (unlike pretend
zombies), epidemic, addiction, and all this has increased 3 fold in last
three years, claims one report.
Recently the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) released a
preparedness 101 Zombie Apocalypse guide for zombie survival, but failed to
mention any real solutions against Zombies themselves. Good thing you came
here, we got you covered. So review the following checklist, gear up, prep up
and be a real man when zombies come to your neighborhood. And if they
don’t, have fun , “The scarier, the better”.
8. PRE-EVENT CHECKLIST
• Water (1 gallon per person per day)
• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and
blankets)
• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth
certificate to name a few) (Useless items. Zombies won’t need your papers.)
• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use
these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a
tornado or hurricane)
9. PRE-EVENT CONTINUED
<Imperative item missing from CDC guide for zombie survival>
• Weapons(and remember to practice till you are very familiar)
• Anything but a 22. Be a man. Get real stopping power.
• Shotgun w/ short barrel
• Hand gun (9mm – 40)
• Taser
• Mace (! Don’t do this one alone, it just makes them angrier!!! Hit him in the eyes just
enough to blind him so someone else can finish the job with a 2 4 from behind)
• lots of ammo (ammunition – yes it is still legal as of 2011/2012)
• Shovel (zombie disposal, or smack the head when you are out of ammo)