1) Karen called Sue while she was in the shower singing with Jack. 2) Sue went to see an art exhibition with Jack and Karen. At the exhibition, Sue saw a diamond-encrusted skull sculpture that she thought was awful. 3) Karen, however, liked the skull sculpture.

1. Jack and Sue, and Karen too

2. Jack and Sue were having a shower.

3. They were singing a song. Then I go and spoil it all ...

4. The song which they were singing was a famous duet. ... by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’.

5. Although they were singing very loudly, they could hear the phone.

8. So Sue put on her bathrobe and went to answer the phone.

9. Who was calling Sue? Hello... yes, it’s Sue here.

10. Her friend Karen was calling. Is that you, Sue? ... It’s me, Karen. What are you doing right now?

11. What was Sue doing? Oh, nothing. I was just getting ready to go out with Jack.

12. What were their plans? We’re going to see that new exhibition at the art gallery.

13. Karen said goodbye to Sue. Well, have fun! Hmm... Maybe I’ll go too. See you later, Sweetie!

14. IDENTIFICATION: ‘to be’ always in 3 rd Person Is that you? (Is Sue there?) Yes, it’s me. (It’s Sue here.)

15. Identify a person with ‘it’ ... ‘this’ ... ‘that’. Who’s this? It’s me. That’s my brother.

16. At the art gallery ...

17. I’m not interested in all that modern art!

18. Sue went to see the exhibition, but Jack had a cup of tea and read the newspaper.

19. Sue was looking at the sculptures.

20. Sue was looking at the sculptures, when she saw ...

22. ? !

24. Sue saw a skull which was covered in diamonds. The sculpture was by Damien Hirst. It was called “For the Love of God”.

25. Sue met Karen. Hi, Karen. Did you see that skull?

26. Karen likes the skull. Yes, I did. It’s cool ! I like it a lot. Do you?

27. Sue answered Karen. Oh, me too! It’s very ... erm ... original ! Ehem ...

28. Forget about ‘original’... I cost seventy-five million Euros, madam!

29. And now, pals, it’s time for a bit of the old Grammar !

30. Object Question (+) What did Sue see? Sue saw the skull .

31. Object Question (+) What did Sue see? QU +A + S + I ?

32. Subject Question (+) Who saw the skull ? Sue saw the skull .

33. Subject Question (+) Who saw the skull ? S[QU] + Verb + Object ? S + V + O ?

34. Subject Question (+) Who likes the skull ? Karen likes the skull .

35. Subject Question (+) Who likes the skull ? S[QU] + Verb + Object ? S + V + O ?

36. Object Question (+) What does Karen like? Karen likes the skull .

37. Object Question (+) What does Karen like? QU + A + S + I ?

38. Object Question (+) Who did Karen phone? Karen phoned Sue .

39. Object Question (+) Who did Karen phone? QU + A + S + I ?

40. Subject Question (+) Who phoned Sue ? Karen phoned Sue .

41. Subject Question (+) Who phoned Sue ? S[QU] + Verb + Object ? S + V + O ?

42. Object Question ( — ) What didn’t Jack see? Jack didn’t see the skull .

43. Subject Question ( — ) Who didn’t see the skull ? Jack didn’t see the skull .

44. Object Question (+) Something Stupid Which song were Jack and Sue singing? They were singing Something Stupid .

45. Subject Question (+) Something Stupid Who was singing Something Stupid ? Jack and Sue were singing Something Stupid .

51. Who loves me ? Who phones me ? Nobody does. I’ve got nobody. I’ve got NO BODY !