4. Facebook Stalking:
A covert method of
investigation using
facebook.com. Good
for discovering a
wealth of information
about people you don't
actually know.
“Mikey is so hot, I think i'm gonna
spend most of the night facebook
stalking him looking at his pics.”

5. Rule #1: Use What You Know
Situation:
• They frequent your gym
• Sometimes they wear a UC t-shirt
• They are similar in age
• You think their name is “Laura” or
“Lauren”
• You are a coward

6. “…if I have to”

7. 3
2
4 - Profit
1 Pictures!!!!!

9. Cultured Fun Talented
Nerdy Out of Your League Taken

11. Wall-to-wall
feed
Pictures of
them both.
Mutual
Friends
Events
Attended

12. More
Lies
Lie

13. Stalk in Private Cell Phone or Drunk Creeping

15. Control Yourself Play Farmville

16. Test: Are You a Stalker?
- Have you ever become friends with somebody just to see their pictures?
- Have you ever gone through 200 pictures of somebody’s album you aren’t even
friends with?
- Do you toggle your Facebook chat online/offline so people won’t see that you are
online 24/7?

17. Are You a Stalker?
- Have you ever tagged somebody in a picture you aren’t in and didn’t even take?
- Do you have anybody’s number in your phone because you saw it on their Facebook
profile?
- Are you the first to comment when somebody has changed their profile picture?