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W SAM W HY    INCHESTER SHOULD GO OUT W/             ME     A POWERPOINT BY GABRIEL SHURLEY
THESIS●   we have corresponding sexual orientations (i    think.)●   i am extremely romantically attracted to you.●   i am...
my appealing characteristics                      PRETTY                      NOT A HOBO                      A MALE      ...
MY MANY TALENTS●    trumpet player             ●   actor     ●   A+ blogger ●   comedian                   ●   artist    ●...
EXAMPLE OF A MALE                     (i am also a male)●   these are attractive males   ●   but its as close as youre    ...
EXAMPLES OF MY            ATTRACTIVENESS                    even i would fuck me.hot damn.
GETTING LAID STATISTICS●   you know its true●   that 1 sliver is lucifer    and jess●   but jess is gone & my      WITH ME...
MORE STATS                                               120120                                               100100      ...
WHAT ILL DO●   take you out for dinner & a movie●   stuff your locker w/ butterscotch●   paint the entire school to look l...
DEFINITION OF SEX THINGSsex things [seks things]noun1. not necessarily sex because im not about tobe forceful about it (un...
PROS AND CONS         PROS                           CONS     making out rocks          we might end up hating each       ...
ADDITIONAL PROS AND CONS   i think youre p sexy.       [NO MORE CONS                               BECAUSE CONS ARE       ...
CELEBRITY TESTEMONIAL          IM CARVER ELLUND,            NOT-SO -FAMOUS          WRITER. IM HERE TO          TELL yOU T...
IN SUMMARYi love you, sam winchester.   please go out w/ me.                              thank
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why sam should date me

  1. 1. W SAM W HY INCHESTER SHOULD GO OUT W/ ME A POWERPOINT BY GABRIEL SHURLEY
  2. 2. THESIS● we have corresponding sexual orientations (i think.)● i am extremely romantically attracted to you.● i am mildly to extremely sexually attracted to you.● i am mildly to extremely sexually attractive.● lets do this.
  3. 3. my appealing characteristics PRETTY NOT A HOBO A MALE POP CULTURE REFERENCES TALENTED AS HELL NOT LUCIFER
  4. 4. MY MANY TALENTS● trumpet player ● actor ● A+ blogger ● comedian ● artist ● chef well, more like chocolatier, but you get the idea.no, seriously. im funny as hell.
  5. 5. EXAMPLE OF A MALE (i am also a male)● these are attractive males ● but its as close as youre at our school going to get, you overgrown giraffe● no, theyre not famous ● so pick the second one aka me
  6. 6. EXAMPLES OF MY ATTRACTIVENESS even i would fuck me.hot damn.
  7. 7. GETTING LAID STATISTICS● you know its true● that 1 sliver is lucifer and jess● but jess is gone & my WITH ME bros a creep WITHOUT ME● looks like youre stuck w/ me
  8. 8. MORE STATS 120120 100100 8080 6060 4040 ???20 20 0 0 HOW CLOSE WE AREHOW CLOSE WE SHOULD BE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME how sad. :(
  9. 9. WHAT ILL DO● take you out for dinner & a movie● stuff your locker w/ butterscotch● paint the entire school to look like baker st● talk about feelings● sex things● walk 500 miles & walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you● make lulu stop playing stairway to heaven over loudspeakers in your room on repeat at night
  10. 10. DEFINITION OF SEX THINGSsex things [seks things]noun1. not necessarily sex because im not about tobe forceful about it (unless you like that sort ofthing ;) ) but definitely sexy things.2. anything that goes on between samuelwinchester and gabriel shurley.
  11. 11. PROS AND CONS PROS CONS making out rocks we might end up hating each other if this ends badly cuddling w/ tiny tricksters your dad already hates my rocks family wed make the most my sexiness might overpower gorgeous couple youwe could go on double dates how the hell are you going to w/ whoever respond to a powerpoint? itd be hells of awkward to NO MORE CONS BECAUSE reject a powerpoint WE ALL KNOW PROS OUTWEIGH THEM
  12. 12. ADDITIONAL PROS AND CONS i think youre p sexy. [NO MORE CONS BECAUSE CONS ARE SHIT] id rather stare at yourgorgeous face than watch superjail!ok, so maybe thats a bit of an exaggeration. youre still sexy, btw.
  13. 13. CELEBRITY TESTEMONIAL IM CARVER ELLUND, NOT-SO -FAMOUS WRITER. IM HERE TO TELL yOU THAT THIS MAN IS FAIRLy ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALk yOU AND/OR STEAL yOUR pETS.
  14. 14. IN SUMMARYi love you, sam winchester. please go out w/ me. thank

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