Light Vegetable Parody of the movie "50 Fifty Shades of Gray" Stars - green carrots, green eggplants and green bananas. Part 1. "50 shades of green carrots" He: I don’t make love, I f*ck … hard. She: I'd like to bite that lip. Romantic Dating He: I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies. She: What are you doing to me ? Carrots Love You. Are. Going. To. Have. To. Learn. To. Keep. Still Let’s speak a bit 1. You are not just a pretty face. You've had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me. 2. Because I can Part 2. "50 shades of green eggplants" He: Come, I want to show you my playroom. She: But now I feel like a receptacle - an empty vessel to be filled at his whim Romantic Dating 1. I’m fifty shades of f*cked up. 2. I want to chase the dawn with you. Eggplants Love - Forget about the rules. Forget about those details for tonight. I want you. I've wanted you since you fell into my office, and I know you want me. Let’s speak a bit 1. I want you, and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul. 2. You’re the only person I’d fly three thousand miles to see. Part 3. "50 shades of green bananas" He: I want you sore, baby. She: He's Excited. Like a small boy, he's iridescent with anticipation and excitement. It makes me smile Bananas Love 1. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do 2. You will not be able to see me or hear me. But you'll be able to feel me ! Let’s speak a bit 1. I lay awake for hours and watch you sleep. I might have loved you even then. 2. Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty Vegetables + Fruits = JUICE Thanks British author E.L.James for erotic romance novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" (2011) American Director & Stars for erotic romance film "Fifty Shades of Grey" (2015) Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/eDataScientist Like me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009373860044 Subscribe to my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCumxkNN_VqTBGPWEFvwdLXw

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3. He & She
50 shades of
green carrots
I don’t make love, I f*ck … hard. I'd like to bite that lip

4. Romantic Dating
What are you doing to me ?I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and
I have expensive and absorbing hobbies
50 shades of
green carrots

5. Carrots Love
You. Are. Going. To. Have. To. Learn. To. Keep. Still
50 shades of
green carrots

6. Let’s speak a bit …
You are not just a pretty face. You've had six
orgasms so far and all of them belong to me
Because I can …
50 shades of
green carrots

7. She & He
Come, I want to show
you my playroom
But now I feel like a receptacle –
an empty vessel to be filled at his whim
50 shades of
green eggplants

8. Romantic Dating
I’m fifty shades of f*cked up I want to chase the dawn with you
50 shades of
green eggplants

9. Eggplants Love
Forget about the rules. Forget about those details for tonight.
I want you. I've wanted you since you fell into my office,
and I know you want me
50 shades of
green eggplants

10. Let’s speak a bit …
I want you, and the thought of
anyone else having you is like a
knife twist in my dark soul
You’re the only person I’d fly
three thousand miles to see
50 shades of
green eggplants

11. She & He
I want you sore, baby
He's Excited. Like a small boy,
he's iridescent with anticipation and
excitement. It makes me smile
50 shades of
green bananas

12. Romantic Dating
50 shades of
green bananas

13. Bananas Love
You will not be able to see me or hear me.
But you'll be able to feel me !
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to do
50 shades of
green bananas

14. Let’s speak a bit …
I lay awake for hours and watch you sleep.
I might have loved you even then
Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once,
like steel encased in velvet, and
surprisingly tasty…
50 shades of
green bananas

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16. ThanksThanks
© Happy Data Scientist, 2015
British author E.L.James
for erotic romance novel
"Fifty Shades of Grey"
(2011)
American Director & Stars
for erotic romance film
"Fifty Shades of Grey"
(2015)