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WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, MOTHER SMACK DOWN.
June: HIIIIII!!!! June: OMG bringing Hannah in would be AWESOME!! 8D Heather: HAI! Heather: Yes it would. Heather: I believe Harry and Ginny would also bring the kids in to visit. Heather: James is quite fond of the cheezburgers June: Speaking of which, what the hell were they thinking, naming a kid "Albus Severus"???? Heather: No idea Heather: I think Harry had too much firewhisky June: Yeah. June: "Hey honey, let'sh name him Albus Severus!" Heather: She's too busy cursing him to care Heather: Using her bat-bogey hex June: She is famous for it, after all. Heather: Oh yes Heather: Harry has to go into ICU afterwards June: Conveniently they're already at the hospital. Heather: Dur Heather: All the Weasley's are there June: Ew. Heather: Ew what?
June: I wouldn't want to gather round watching my sister have a baby. Heather: NOT IN THE ROOM Heather: In the waiting room of course June: Oh, okay then. Heather: I would not want to watch my sister have a baby either June: *shudder* Eurgh. Heather: But you know they would all come Heather: And wait June: Haha, yes! Heather: And wait some more Heather: OMG WHERES THE TEDDY BEAR? Heather: DID YOU FORGET IT RON? June: "Um...maybe..." Heather: HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BE GOOD GOPARENTS IF YOU CAN’T REMEMBER A F***ING TEDDY BEAR? Heather: Hermione was pissed off Heather: Because of the hormones June: Oh, she was pregnant too? Heather: Because she was pregnant with Rose June: Oh yeah, she must have been. Heather: I'm assuming they're around the same age. June: And what's up with Hugo and Rose? It's totally random naming!
Heather: I know! Heather: I think we should do an interlude with the Potters and Weasleys June: Where do they live, if not in Cheezbubble? Heather: GUC style of course Heather: Godric's Hollow June: Ah. Heather: Where Harry grew up Heather: Technically of course Heather: He lived there for like, a year June: Well, where he was born, at least. Heather: Yeah Heather: Neville and Luna could visit there Heather: But they're not allowed to bring the babiez Heather: NO Heather: NO MORE KIDS June: Cause there's too many of them! Heather: THERE IS TOO MANY Heather: JAMES WILL PULL MANY PRANKS Heather: AND ALBUS WILL BE READING HIS BOOKS WITH ROSIE Heather: AND LILY WANTS TO LEARN TO FLY June: ROFL! Heather: I CAN NOT ADD BABYSITTIN IN THERE TOO June: And Hugo bemoans his weird name. Heather: Yes
Heather: WHY DID YOU NAME ME HUGO? Heather: WHY? Heather: DO YOU NOT LOVE ME? June: And Albus tells him to shut up, cause he has real problems. Heather: SHUT UP HUGO Heather: I AM WORSE OFF IN THAT DEPARTMENT Heather: YOU TRY HAVING ALBUS SEVERUS SEWED ON YOUR BOXERS June: I LOL'd. June: Like in real life. Heather: JAMES PUT THEM ON THE ROOF June: NUUU MY BOXERS!!! Heather: PFT DORK! June: And Ginny's mad cause she spent all night sewing his loooong name on all his boxers. Heather: ROSIE TOLD THEM BOTH TO SHUT UP Heather: SHE CAN’T STUDY WITH ALL THAT RACKET Heather: GINNY IS PISSED OFF June: I GOTTA GET A's IN EVERYTHING!!! Heather: IT TOOK HER AN HOUR TO THREAD THAT NEEDLE Heather: AN HOUR! June: I'M A QUIDDITCH PLAYER, DAMMIT, I HATE SEWING!!! Heather: 5 HOURS TO SEW HIS FIRST NAME Heather: SHE RAN OUT OF THREAD HALFWAY THROUGH June: 6 HOURS FOR THE MIDDLE
Heather: HARRY HAD TO GO GET SOME MORE June: AND SHE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE ALL OVER AGAIN!! Heather: HE GOT THE WRONG SHADE June: NUUUU!! Heather: SO HE HAD TO GO BACK OUT Heather: AND THIS TIME HE HAD TO THREAD THE NEEDLE June: & GINNY WAS PREGNANT WITH LILY AT THE TIME SO SHE WAS EXTRA CRANKY Heather: BUT JAMES TRIED TO SWORD FIGHT FRED WITH IT Heather: OH YEAH SHE WAS June: FRED DIED!! DDDDD: Heather: NO GEORGE’S SON FRED June: OHHH. Heather: HE HAS A SON NAMED FRED June: I remember now. Heather: J.K. SAID SO ONLINE Heather: OKAY GOOD June: IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE!! Heather: YES Heather: WAIT, IF LILY IS ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN AL, HOW IS GINNY PREGNANT? June: Um...magic? Heather: Maybe they are having another baby? Heather: IT WAS HARRY'S IDEA OF COURSE
June: HE LUVS TEH BAYBEEZ. Heather: BUT NOT AS MUCH AS NEVILLE AND LUNA June: NO WAY!! Heather: GUESS WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR AT THAT MOMENT? June: VOLDEMORT??? Heather: NO HES DEAD! Heather: GUESS AGAIN June: RON & HERMIONE? Heather: THEY'RE ALREADY THERE WITH ROSIE AND HUGO Heather: IT RHYMES WITH TEVILLE AND NUNA June: NEVILLE AND LUNA, YAYZ!! Heather: YES Heather: GINNY IS MAD STILL Heather: CUZ THE HORMONES Heather: AND NOW SHE HAS EXTRA PEOPLE TO FEED Heather: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FOOD IN THE HOUSE June: ARGH SEWING IS HARD AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE MOAR DINNUR RAWR!!! Heather: HARRY GET YOUR LAZY ARSE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GET MOAR FOOD! Heather: RIGHT NAO June: BUT I'M VISITING WITH OUR FRIENDS!!! Heather: RIGHT NAO HARRY, OR IM GETTING MY WAND OUT June: NUUU NOT THE BAT BOGEY HEX!! *runs*
Heather: DAMMIT HARRY, GET THE FOOD! Heather: IM NOT KIDDING June: Wait, couldn't Ginny just use magic to sew Al's name on his boxers so she wouldn't be so cranky? Heather: SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW Heather: AND HARRY STOLE HER WAND Heather: SO SHE COULDN'T HEX HIM June: Then how can she threaten him with her wand? Heather: BUT SHE CAN ALWAYS TACKLE HIM TO GET IT BACK June: Well, she is an athlete. Heather: HER BELLY IS QUITE HEAVY June: AND DURABLE! Heather: YES! Heather: THE BABY CAN KICK HARRY FOR HER June: PHEAR MAH BELLY!! Heather: PHEAR IT! June: So Harry runs off to the store to get food, only he forgot his wallet. Heather: ON NOES Heather: BUT RON IS WITH HIM Heather: DOES RON HAVE MONEY? June: Ron only brought enough money to get a Chocolate Frog. Heather: OH NO June: DUN DUN DUNNNN!! Heather: GINNY IS GONNA BE MAD
Heather: MADDER THAN NEVILLE AFTER EATING THE HATE CHEEZBURGER June: They're afraid to go back home to get Harry's wallet. Heather: SO AFRAID Heather: THAT THEY MAKE JAMES DO IT Heather: THEY DRAGGED HIM TO THE STORE AS PUNISHMENT Heather: FOR PRANKING AL Heather: AL IS HARRY'S FAVOURITE CHILD June: AND PUTTING HIS BOXERS ON THE ROOF?? Heather: JAMES KNOWS IT June: OMG FAVORITISM!! Heather: THAT TOO Heather: THATS WHY JAMES PRANKS HIM SO MUCH June: REPRESSED HOSTILITY AND JEALOUSY!! Heather: YESH Heather: SO JAMES BLAMES IT ON HARRY AND RON Heather: AND GINNY HAS TO GO OUT IN THE COLD SNOW TO YELL AT THEM June: YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB, COMING TO THE STORE WITH NO MONEYS!! Heather: DID I MENTION ITS CHRISTMAS? Heather: ALMOST CHRISTMAS June: THAT'S WHY EVERYONE'S VISITING!! Heather: IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
Heather: HARRY ALSO FORGOT TO GET PRESENTS OF COURSE Heather: IM THINKING HE GOT GINNY A THONG June: HAHAHAHA!!!! Heather: ITS THE ONLY PRESENT HE REMEMBERED June: I CAN SEE WHY!! Heather: SHES OPENED IT EARLY Heather: BECAUSE HARRY INSISTED Heather: JAMES AND AL WERE THERE Heather: WITH ALL THE COUSINS Heather: AND MRS WEASLEY TOO June: Ohmigee Heather: YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June: OMG, GINNY LIKE HELD IT UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE Heather: YESH June: AND WAS ALL LIKE, "WTF IS THIS??" Heather: HARRY DIDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN IN FRONT OF THE KIDS Heather: AND MRS WEASLEY Heather: SO HE TOLD HER IT WAS A HAT June: OMG LOL. June: AND RON NEEDED BRAIN BLEACH. Heather: BECAUSE IT WAS A MUGGLE THONG June: SHE'S HIS SISTER, FOR GOSH SAKES June: THAT'S THE AWKWARD PART ABOUT MARRYING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER.
Heather: OH YES Heather: RONS ONLY KNEW BECAUSE HE'D BOUGHT ONE IN PURPLE FOR HERMIONE Heather: GINNY'S WAS RED June: LIKE HER HAIR?? ROFLMAO!!! Heather: YES, THATS WHY HARRY BOUGHT IT Heather: WHAT ARE THE KIDS THINKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS? June: Hmm...James knows what's going on and is stunned into silence. Heather: HES HORRIFIED June: Al's asking James what it is. Heather: PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH UNCLE RON June: NO, I NEED IT!! Heather: LILY STILL THINKS ITS A HAT Heather: SHE TRIES TO WEAR IT June: AND EVERYTHING GETS REALLY QUIET. Heather: LILY TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD! Heather: RIGHT NOW! June: BUT DADDY SAID IT'S A HAT!! Heather: IT ISN’T A HAT! Heather: THEN WHAT IS IT? June: Um... Heather: NEVILLE AND LUNA WERE STUCK IN THE CAR June: In the snow! Heather: BUT THEN THEY WALKED IN JUST AS LILY ASKED
June: OMG!! Heather: SHES STILL WEARING IT ON HER HEAD June: WEIRDEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR. Heather: GEORGE IS KILLING HIMSELF LAUGHING Heather: HE'S POUNDING THE FLOOR Heather: POUNDING. June: AND MRS. WEASLEY IS SCARRED FOR LIFE. Heather: SCARRED Heather: AL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS SO HE ASKS AGAIN Heather: EVERYTHING GOES QUIET June: AND LUNA STARTS TO EXPLAIN BUT NEVILLE STOPS HER. Heather: SO JAMES SCREAMS THAT IT'S SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR LADIEZ June: She's all, "Well, Al, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--" June: AND OMG EW! Heather: JAMES DEOESN'T CARE Heather: HE THEN ASKS WHERE BABIEZ COME FROM Heather: BECAUSE HES ENJOYING THIS DISCOMFORT June: EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS. Heather: AL DOESN YET Heather: OR LILY June: OR ROSE OR HUGO. Heather: THEY THINK THEY COME FROM STARS Heather: IN THE SKY
Heather: THEY FALL INTO BABY CRIBS Heather: AND THAT'S IT June: AND THAT'S THAT. June: LOL. Heather: GEORGE EXPLAINS Heather: BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE June: CAUSE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD. Heather: OH YEAH Heather: MRS WEASLEY DECIDES ITS UP TO HER Heather: SHES DONE IT 7 TIMES June: SO SHE GETS PUPPETS? Heather: OH YES! June: WITH GOOGLY EYES!! Heather: SHAPED LIKE THE AREAS Heather: IVE SEEN THEM June: WTF?? Heather: IM NOT LYING June: THAT'S SO WRONG. Heather: OH YEAH June: I LEARNT FROM A BOOK. Heather: SO SHE PUTS ON A PUPPET SHOW WITH THEMJune: AND GINNY'S GIVING HARRY DEATH GLARES FOR STARTING EVERYTHING. Heather: POOR HARRY Heather: THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
Heather: YES Heather: FROM GINNY June: AND NOT A TIE. Heather: WHEN THE KIDS R IN BED Heather: ALL THE COUSINS Heather: THE WEASLEYS Heather: LUNA AND NEVILLE June: AND THEIR LETTUCE. Heather: YES Heather: HE ASKS GINNY Heather: GINNY KICKS HIM Heather: IN A CERTAIN PLACE June: HARD. Heather: VERY HARD Heather: HARRY'S CURLED UP INTO A BALL June: AND CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED FOREVER. Heather: FOREVERZ Heather: NEVILLE AND LUNA HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS THOUGH Heather: WELL, ALMOST CHRISTMAS Heather: NEVILLE GOT HIS PRESENT EALRY June: COURSE THEY DID, CHEEZBUBBLE ALWAYS HAS GREAT CHRISTMASES. Heather: SO DID LUNA June: AND OMG. Heather: OMG?
June: o_O Heather: WHAT? June: THE PRESENTS... Heather: YES? June: THEY WEREN'T RIBBONS AND BOW TIES, WERE THEY? Heather: NOOOOOOOO June: THOUGHT NOT. LOL. Heather: GOOD Heather: I WAS HOPING YOU'D GET IT Heather: THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE THE SOCK June: AND UNDER THE COVERS JENGA. Heather: YES Heather: MATTRESS DANCING June: WE'RE 14, WE SHOULDN'T BE WRITING SUCH THINGS. June: YET WE DO. Heather: IS IT SAD THAT WE KINOW ALL OF THESE? June: YESH. Heather: TOO BAD Heather: SOMEONE GETS A PEARL NECKLACE Heather: ;) June: NUUUUU, THAT'S SO CLICHE. Heather: NOT THAT KIND JUNE June: GAHHH. Heather: GAHH IS RIGHT
Heather: I GOT IT FROM SIMSECRETS June: WE'RE LIKE SLASHY FANFIC WRITERS. ONLY CANON. Heather: SOMEWHAT CANON Heather: MCTY June: INDUBITABLY Heather: I LIKE THAT WORD NOW Heather: INDUBITABLY June: IT'S A GOOD WORD. Heather: YESH YESH June: LIKE ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. Heather: OH, THATS GOOD ONE TOO Heather: I HAS TO GO TO BED BY 10:30 Heather: SO LETS GET BACK TO OUR RP June: NUUUU. DDDDDD: June: KK Heather: THIS IS TECHINICALLY AN RP RIGHT? June: SORTA. June: IT'S LIKE A MIX OF RP AND FANFIC. Heather: YES YES Heather: IT IS MUCH FUN June: SO HOW DOES AL GET HIS BOXERS OFF THE ROOF? Heather: LILY STARTS TO SING A DIRTY SONG Heather: THAT GEORGE TAUGHT HER Heather: I DUNNO HOW HE GETS THEM OFF THE ROOF
Heather: HE TRIED TO CLIMB UP TO GET THEM June: JAMES WAS LAUGHING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME. June: HE WAS TOO SCARED. Heather: YEAH Heather: FRED WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM FALLING OFF June: GINNY SAW THEM AND WAS LIKE, ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER YOU STOP SCALING OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW !! Heather: RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather: IM JUST COPYING DOWN EVERYTHING June: DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR FATHER Heather: SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH IT June: YAYZ! Heather: LIKE LJ AGAIN Heather: BUT WITH A 14A WARNING June: LOLOLOLOLOL June: NSFW? Heather: YEAH Heather: NO PRUDES ALLOWED Heather: WARNING: Heather: MAY CAUSE DISTURBING IMAGES Heather: GUTS BURSTING FROM LAUGHTER June: OH GOD YES. Heather: FALLING OFF OF CHAIRS WHILE LAUGHING Heather: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE INJURIES
June: SIGN THE WAIVER OR YOU CAN'T READ. Heather: YEAH Heather: WHAT PICTURE SHOULD I DRAW FOR THIS? June: HMM... June: A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH AN OPENED BOX? June: HARRY'S GIFT BOX Heather: OKAY Heather: I'M GOING TO SAVE ALL OF THIS AND GO TO BED NAO June: BUT I'LL MISS YOU. Heather: I WILL PROBABLY COME ON AGAIN TOMORROW June: YAY! Heather: WE CAN CONTINUE THIS THEN Heather: WITH EVEN MOAR MAYHEM June: CHRISTMAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!! Heather: THEN BEFORE Heather: THINK OF BAD IDEAS Heather: DIRTYNESS June: DEAR GOD. Heather: AL'S BOXERS June: THEY HAVE HEARTS ON THEM. Heather: I BELIEVE THEY ARE NAVY BLUE June: BOTH? Heather: WITH PURPLE HEARTS June: WITH GOOGLY EYES, YESH
Heather: What is a bosom Harry? Heather: Ron totally asks that at the Potter's June: Oh look another page... June: And YES! June: Adding to the awkwardness. Heather: The kids want to know too. June: Harry's like, "OMG LOOK SANTA!!!" and runs away. Heather: WHAT IS A BOSOM? Heather: Al demands to know. Heather: He must. June: Mummy, what's a bosom? Uncle Ron and Auntie Hermione, what's a bosom? June: And James wants to tell him to scar him for life. Heather: Yesh, yesh June: But Ginny threatens him with punishments. Heather: Oh, I know what happened with Al on the roof Heather: Getting his boxers June: Ooh, what? June: I told my mom about that today. Heather: Harry apparated there to get him down Heather: But as he grabbed him Heather: He slipped on the roof June: NUUU Heather: It was quite icy
June: Of course. Heather: So they slide down Heather: James is rolling in the snow laughing Heather: So is Fred Heather: And George June: And Lily's crying. Heather: Like father like son Heather: Poor Lily June: NUUU DADDYYYY!!! Heather: But they land in teh snow Heather: So all is good Heather: Except the snow goes in Al's boxers Heather: The ones he is wearing I mean Heather: He is screeching Heather: James is imitating him Heather: June? Where did you go? You're not reading LOLcats are you? June: No, no, I'm here. June: LOL. James is MEEN. Heather: Yes Heather: Ginny yells at him Heather: Al is dancing around the yard because the snow is cold June: JAMES POTTER YOU STOP MOCKING YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW!! Heather: RIGHT NOW MISTER Heather: Harry has the idea to go inside and get hot chocolate
Heather: Ginny approves Heather: Everyone has thankfully forgotten about the bosom June: Lucky break. Heather: Yes yes Heather: I am telling Kyra about the 14A-ness of this story Heather: We are stealing your brain bleach Heather: For her and anyone else who reads this Heather: BACK TO THE STORY Heather: What can go wrong with hot chocolate and kids June? June: James takes all the marshmallows. Heather: Yes Heather: None for the other kids June: Like, he eats the whole bag. June: To be a jerk. Heather: He gets sick Heather: So very sick June: And everyone laughs at him cause he's a jerk. Heather: Yes Heather: Until he throws up in their face Heather: Then they kick him out of the kitchen June: And Ginny comes in and she's all, I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!! Heather: She makes Harry do it of course June: He whines. Heather: It is HIS SON AFTER ALL
Heather: LILY SPLLS THE HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HERSELF June: And since she's the baby everyone fusses over her. Heather: Yes Heather: Everyone's forgotten about James June: He's passed out in the hallway. June: Too many marshmallows. Heather: TOO MANY Heather: Lily is crying Heather: Cuz the hot chocolate is hot June: So they give her a cookie. Heather: to make her shut up June: And Al says, I GOT SNOW IN MY BOXERS I WANT COOKIES TOO!!! Heather: YES Heather: Harry gives him three Heather: Lily wants three too Heather: So she tries to steal Al's Heather: YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THAT WENT June: So they start fighting. Heather: YES YES June: Like little kid fighting. Heather: ON TEH FLOOR Heather: WHICH JAMES THREW UP ON June: And Ginny's mad. NUUUU, I JUST WAXED THAT FLOOR!! June: They're both covered in sick.
Heather: Yes, they have to take a bath Heather: Hugo too, he fell in it June: Rosie is the quiet, studious child. June: She's nice. Heather: KYRA WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE IS CHEEZ WITH THE HOTCHOCOLATE Heather: Rosie never gets in trouble June: OF COURSE. Heather: NEVER June: She's like Hermione. Heather: They has cheez biscuits June: Only in miniature. June: With red hair. Heather: Yes yes June: Glasses? Heather: Nope, Hermione didn't have them Heather: But she has the curly hair Heather: James tried to brush it once Heather: The comb got stuck June: Wait, Hermione's hair is bushy, not curly... June: *is so canon it hurts* Heather: Oh, bushy then Heather: In the movies it is more curly than bushy Heather: NOT CANON D:
Heather: IT MUST BE CANON June: Never judge a book by its movie. June: I had a bookmark that said that. Heather: Oh, that’s a good saying Heather: Where was Rosie during all of this? June: Just sitting there nicely, sipping her hot chocolate. Heather: She has a book with her Heather: And she’s reading happily Heather: Harry tries to put Lily and al in the same bathtub June: She's reading "War and Peace." Heather: Yes, June: Lily and Al are all EWWWW I DUN WANNA BATHE TOGETHER!!! DDDD: Heather: Harry doesn't care Heather: IT IS ENOUGH THAT HE HAS TO CLEAN THE FLOORS June: SHUT UP AND BATHE, YOU SICK-COVERED CHILDRUN!! Heather: FINALLY THEY ARE IN THE TUB Heather: THEY ARE SITTING FAR AWAY FRUM EACH OTHER June: AND THEY FIGHT OVER THE BATH TOYS. June: AND THE SOAP. Heather: OMG YES Heather: LILY KICKS AL Heather: AND IT HITS HIM Heather: IN A SENSITIVE PLACE June: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Heather: HES SCREAMING FOR HIS DAD June: BUT HE'S MOPPING. Heather: GINNY TELLS THEM BOTH TO SHUT THE HECK UP Heather: LILY IS CRYING Heather: AL HIT HER BACK June: U CAN'T HIT GURLZ!!! :O Heather: WHAT IS HUGO DOING? Heather: HE FELL IN TEH SICK REMEMBER Heather: AL DOES Heather: HE LEARNED IT FRUM JAMES Heather: JAMES IS A BAD INFLUENCE June: MAJORLY. June: HUGO'S WASHING OFF IN THE SINK. Heather: OKAY June: HE AVOIDS CONFLICT. Heather: THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM IN THE TUB Heather: ANYWAYS Heather: ROSIE IS STILL READING June: AND HE'D GET KICKED. Heather: LILY PUT IN TOO MUCH BUBBLEBATH June: THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED IN BUBBLES Heather: HARRY COMES UP TO CHECK ON THEM June: BUBBLES ARE OVERFLOWING ON TEH FLOOR. Heather: ALL OVERZ
Heather: OMG WHERE ARE TEH CHILDRUN? Heather: GINNY!!!!!!! June: WHAT NOW???? June: TEH CHILDRUN, THEY'VE ESCAPED!!!11 Heather: THEN ALS HEAD POPS UP Heather: DADDY LILY KICKED ME June: AND HARRY SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. Heather: GINNY SLAPS HIM Heather: HES NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE Heather: FOR TEH CHILDRUN Heather: SO AL AND LILY HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE TUB Heather: BUT THEY REFUSE TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER June: EWWWW!!! June: DDDDD: June: :D Heather: WHAT DO THEY DO JUNE? Heather: WHAT DO THEY DOOOOO? June: No, I'm being them!! June: Silly. Heather: OKAY Heather: SO WHAT DO THEY DO? June: THEY JUST SIT THERE, AND GINNY GETS STEADILY MORE ENRAGED. June: FINALLY SHE JUST LIFTS THEM OUT. Heather: OMG
June: THEY SCREAM AND KICK. Heather: HARRY GETS KICKED IN TEH MOUTH June: HE CRIES. Heather: LIKE A GIRL June: GINNY WHACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD. Heather: BUT IT HITS LILY INSTEAD June: EVERYONE'S YELLING. Heather: YES Heather: FINALLY THEY ARE IN BATHROBES June: HERMIONE, RON, ROSE, AND HUGO QUIETLY LEAVE. Heather: LEAVE WHERE June: HOME! Heather: IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET Heather: THE HAS TO STAY Heather: IM THINKING THEY HIDE IN THE BASEMENT June: HAHA, THAT'S BETTER. Heather: RON AND HARRY ARE GOING TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE TOMORROW. June: HUGO STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK. June: HE DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB CLEANING UP. Heather: IT STINKS UP TEH BASEMENT Heather: AL SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES Heather: AND LILY SMELLS LIKE MINT
Heather: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE WHILE CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTIN? June: HAHAHA!! June: EVERYONE WANTS TO TAG ALONG. Heather: OF COURSE June: BUT THEY CAN'T. June: SO THEY WHINE. Heather: SO WHO COMES? Heather: LILY IS A GOOD WHINER Heather: SHE IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL June: JUST HARRY AND RON AND JAMES. Heather: OKAY Heather: AL AND LILY AREN'T ALLOWED TO COME Heather: AFTER THE BATH INCIDENT June: HAHA, THEY'RE BEING PUNISHED. Heather: YES Heather: THEY HAVE TO WATCH BAD MUGGLE TELEVISION SHOWS Heather: WITH HUGO June: NUUUUU Heather: YES MRS WEASLEY IS BABYSITTIN Heather: Now I am thinking Harry wants to get a tree the "muggle way" June: HAHAHAHA!! June: Like with an axe? Heather: YES!
Heather: James is running around Heather: Fuelled by free hot chocolate June: Hitting on girls. Heather: YES Heather: HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR A TREE June: SUCH a Romance Sim. Heather: HE POINTS OUT GIRLS TO HIS FATHER Heather: "THAT ONE PLZ" June: CREEPY YET HILARIOUS!! Heather: Harry has to remind him why they are there Heather: Ron picks out the smallest trees June: He doesn't wanna carry a large one. Heather: No, not at all Heather: IT WILL MESS UP HIS LEATHER JACKET June: NUUU NOT THE LEATHER!!!11 Heather: BUT HARRY WANTS A BIG TREE June: DAMMIT, RON, GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!! Heather: HE CUTS IT DOWN HIMSELF Heather: RON IS TOO LAZY TO HELP Heather: JAMES HAS TO HELP CARRY IT June: HE HAS THE ENERGY FROM HOT COCOA Heather: YES BUT HE IS DISTRACTED June: THERE ARE PRETTY GIRLS.
Heather: HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK Heather: IN HIS WEASLEY SWEATER Heather: WITH THE MATCHING HAT June: HE'S TWITCHING FROM THE SUGAR Heather: HE NEARLY DROPS THE TREE June: HARRY YELLS AT HIM June: NOTHING CAN DAMAGE OUR TREE!!! Heather: THE GIRLS LAUGH AT HIM June: NOTHING!! Heather: AND CALL HIM A LOSER June: HE CALLS THEM BAD WORDS Heather: HARRY SPANKS HIM Heather: AFTER THEY GET TO THE CAR Heather: RON IS TRYING TO GET THE TREE ONTO THE CAR ROOF June: SO HE POUTS THE WHOLE WAY HOME. June: WITH BUNGEE CORDS. Heather: THE NEXT ADVENTURE IS GETTING THE TREE IN THE HOUSE June: HARRY GOT IT TOO BIG. Heather: WAY TOO BIG Heather: IT IS TOO FAT FOR THE DOORWAY Heather: SO THEY TRY TO SHOVE IT THROUGH A WINDOW June: PINE NEEDLES ALL OVER Heather: GINNY IS PISSED June: GINNY DOESN'T WANNA SWEEP
Heather: NOT ON HER HOLIDAYS Heather: DAMMIT HARRY, WHY DID YOU GET SUCH A BIG TREE June: SHE IS SO BURDENED Heather: HARRY TRIES TO APPARATE INSIDE WITH IT June: HE LEAVES BEHIND HIS EYELASHES Heather: IT ALMOST WORKED Heather: AND HE APPARATED ON TOP OF LILY Heather: HE HAS TO GO TO ST MUNGOS June: WITH NO EYELASHES Heather: EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM Heather: GINNY DOES TOO Heather: LILY IS CRYING Heather: LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES June: JAMES HIT A SUGAR CRASH Heather: OMG YES June: SO HE'S TIREDDDD. Heather: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOBBY Heather: HE FALLS FACE FOWARD Heather: ONTO THE HARD FLOOR June: SO EMBARASSING Heather: BUT HES ASLEEP Heather: SO HE ISNT EMBARASSED YET Heather: AL IS THOUGH June: WHY NO, I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
June: AL HIDES BEHIND A MAGAZINE. Heather: JAMES GETS THROWN OUT Heather: ROSIE IS READING A BOOK Heather: AND HIDING BEHIND IT WITH AL June: WHAT'S HUGO DOING? Heather: STUPID STUFF June: HE STILL SMELLS LIKE SICK Heather: STILL DOES! Heather: PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO AVOID HIM Heather: HE'S GOT HIS SOCKS ON HIS EARS June: AND EARMUFFS ON HIS FEET Heather: WHAT ABOUT HIS SHOES? June: HE FORGOT THEM June: HE'S VERY FORGETFUL Heather: OH YES Heather: HIS SOCKS ARE STARTING TO SMELL TOO June: HE'S JUST SMELLY IN GENERAL. June: HERMIONE'S FACEPALMING. Heather: THAT’S WHY RON MADE HIM STAND IN THE CORNER Heather: HARRY IS CRYING OVER HIS EYELASHES Heather: FINALLY THE HEALER COMES OUT Heather: "POTTER?" June: "MY EYELASHES ARE GOOOOONE!!!" Heather: "I CAN SEE THAT SIR"
June: HE FIXES HARRY IN FIVE SECONDS. Heather: YOU CAN GO NOW Heather: TAKE THAT SMELLY KID WITH YOU June: AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THE ONE THAT PASSED OUT. June: YOUR INSURANCE WON'T COVER THIS, BY THE WAY. Heather: WHAT?! Heather: HARRY IS INFURIATED Heather: HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL. June: DON'T I GET A DISCOUNT FOR SAVING THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD???!!! Heather: GOODBYE MR POTTER Heather: THE HEALER SAYS AS THEY ARE THROWN OUT June: HARRY KEEPS ARGUING. June: BUT THEY SLAM THE DOORS. Heather: AND LOCK THEM June: DON'T COME BACK!! Heather: NOW THE REALLY FUN PART COMES June: JAMES IS STILL ON SUGAR CRASH. Heather: DECORATING THE TREE! June: OMG YAY! Heather: OH, OF COURSE HE IS June: THEY DRAG HIM BACK TO THE CAR. Heather: GINNY TUCKS HIM INTO BED WHEN THEY GET HOME Heather: HIS BED IS A SLEEPING BAG ON THE FLOOR
Heather: THAT’S WHERE THE COUSINS SLEEP IN THE HOLIDAYS Heather: ALL THE SLEEPING BAGS ARE LINED UP Heather: BUT BACK TO THE TREE Heather: HARRY NEARLY SETS IT ON FIRE TRYING TO GET THE LIGHTS TO WORK June: AND HE GETS STRESSED TRYING TO UNTANGLE THEM Heather: HE WINDS UP ON THE FLOOR June: TANGLED UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS Heather: HE FINALLY MANGED TO GET THEM TO LIGHT UP Heather: TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ON THE TREE June: THEY'RE ALL OVER HIM Heather: LILY IS LAUGHING June: FOR ONCE Heather: SHE IS HAVING LOTS OF FUN Heather: I AM THINKING THAT NEVILLE AND LUNA BROUGHT SOME CHEEZBURGER DECORATIONS June: OF COURSE June: FROM CHEEZBUBBLE Heather: THEY INSIST ON USING THEM Heather: GINNY DOESN'T WANT TO USE THE CHEEZBURGER STAR Heather: IT’S JUST DUMB SHE SAYS June: LUNA IS HURT Heather: SO HURT SHE CRIES June: SO GINNY PUTS IT ON
June: OUT OF PITY Heather: AND TO MAKE HER STOP CRYING Heather: LILY WILL CRY TOO IF LUNA DOES June: NOT AGAIN Heather: BECAUSE LUNA IS ONE OF HER NAMESAKES June: THEY HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION Heather: JAMES LIKES TO TELL LILY THAT HER OTHER NAMESAKE IS DEAD JUST TO MAKE HER CRY SOMETIMES June: BUT SO'S HIS! Heather: HE DOESN'T CARE Heather: HES TOO MANLY TO CRY Heather: BUT HE DOES POUT June: ONLY CAUSE HE'S ON SUGAR CRASH Heather: YEAH Heather: GINNY SENT ALL THE COUINS TO BED Heather: IN THEIR SLEEPING BAGS Heather: JUNE, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHILDREN SLEEP IN SLEEPING BAGS TOGETHER? June: SOMEONE DROOLS Heather: ON SOMEONE ELSE June: SOMEONE TALKS IN THEIR SLEEP June: AND WAKES SOMEONE ELSE UP Heather: SOMEONE ROLLS ON PEOPLE June: HAHAHA YES
Heather: I DO THAT A LOT ACTUALLY June: I'M GLAD I DON'T, I HAVE A TOP BUNK' June: POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC IF I ROLL OVER Heather: OH YES Heather: AND LILY CRIES AT NIGHT Heather: SHES SCARED OF THE DARK June: OMG. SHE CRIES ALL THE TIME. June: SHE DOES IN THE BOOK, TOO. Heather: SHE DROPS A HAT Heather: SHE CRIES June: SHE BUMPS HER KNEE June: SHE CRIES Heather: SHE SEES A SKUNK Heather: SHE CRIES June: JAMES ALWAYS TEASES HER FOR IT June: SO SHE CRIES MORE. Heather: OH AND SOMEONE SNORES REALLY LOUDLY Heather: IM THINKING HUGO June: HAHA, YES. Heather: JAMES DROOLS Heather: HORRIBLY Heather: IT GETS ALL OVER LILY June: HAHA, HE'S SOOOO COOL. Heather: AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?
June: SHE CRIES! Heather: EVEN LOUDER June: AND WHIMPERS Heather: AND MOANS June: SHE'S LIKE MOANING MYRTLE June: ONLY ALIVE Heather: EXACTLY Heather: JAMES CALLS HER THAT TO ANNOY HER Heather: AND MAKE HER CRY Heather: IT AMUSES HIM DEARLY June: IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE HER CRY Heather: NO IT DOESN’T Heather: AL SLEEPS WITH EARPLUGS Heather: HE DOES NOT SNORE OR DROOL OR ROLL June: HE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITHOUT THE EARPLUGS Heather: OR KICK OR COUGH OR SNEEZE Heather: NEVERZ Heather: HE HAS TO HAVE THEM Heather: HE DOES NOT MAKE A SLOUND WHEN HE SLEEPS June: HE'S LIKE AN ANGEL WITH SLEEPING June: *pets* Heather: A SLEEPING ANGEL GINNY CALLS HIM Heather: JAMES GAGS WHEN SHE DOES THAT June: HAHA, OF COURSE.
June: LILY CRIES. June: SHE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL Heather: HE PRETENDS TO VOMIT INTO HIS CEREAL Heather: LILY CIRES BECAUSE SHE THINKS JAMES IS SICK June: NUUUU Heather: SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO BE SICK June: SHE LUVS HIM June: FOR SOME REASON Heather: JAMES HATES THAT Heather: HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO LOVE HIM Heather: HE TOLD HER TO STOP June: SO SHE CRIED June: MAN, JAMES IS A REAL JERKASS IN OUR STORIES. Heather: YEAH I KNOW Heather: BUT THAT’S HOW I KINDA PICTURE HIM Heather: HES A JERKASS BECAUSE HES TRYING TO BE COOL June: TRUE. Heather: HE FAILS AT IT THOUGH June: HE CAME OFF AS A JERK IN THE BOOK Heather: LET US PRETEND IT IS CHRISTAMS EVE Heather: LILY IS SO HYPER Heather: SHE FALLS AND DOES NOT CRY FOR ONCE June: WOAH Heather: SHE IS TOO HYPER TO CARE
Heather: SHE IS HYPED UP ON CHOCOLATE FROGS June: WHOO!! June: CHOCOLATE!! Heather: LILY FOUND RONS SECRET STASH Heather: ROSIE IS TRYING TO READ AGAIN June: RON'S POUTING. Heather: SHE IS DOING NEXT MONTHS HOMEWORK Heather: AL IS DOING HIS TOO June: HERMIONE IS REALLY REALLY PROUD OF ROSIE Heather: SO VERY PROUD Heather: JAMES IS MAKING FUN OF THEM June: IT'S CLEAR ROSIE'S HERMIONE'S FAVORITE. Heather: HUGO IS NOT AWARE OF THE FACT Heather: HE IS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT June: IGNORANCE IS BLISS Heather: HUGO JUST COMES OFF AS A STUPID KID TO ME June: BUT STUPIDITY WORKS TOO June: LIKE RON June: RON'S NOT ALL THAT CLEVER Heather: I THINK IT’S HIS NAME June: HAHAHAHA IT TOTALLY IS Heather: SERIUOSLY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS HUGO? Heather: IT JUST SOUNDS STUPID June: A NAME FOR A LESS-FAVORED CHILD?
Heather: THERE IS A MAD STAMPEDE AS MRS WEASLEY CALLS "DINNER" June: YES June: HER COOKING'S THE BEST Heather: EVERYONE IS PUSHING EACH OTHER Heather: GINNY AND HERMIONE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE June: JAMES CROWD-SURFS THEM Heather: THEY NEED TO EAT BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING BABIEZ Heather: OMG HE TOTALLY DOES June: WE...NEEDZ... FOOOOOOD!!! June: FOR TEH BAYBEEZ!! Heather: HARRY IS ON TOP OF THE TABLE Heather: DEFENDING HIS MASHED POTATOES June: MIIIINE!! June: GINNY SHOVES HIM OFF Heather: WITH THE GRAVY SPOON Heather: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Heather: HERMIONE HAS EATEN HALF THE TURKEY June: ALL THE GOOD PARTS Heather: BUT THERE ARE 10 MORE IN THE OVEN June: THE LEGS AND WINGS AND ALL THE DARK MEAT. Heather: SO THERE IS NOT WORRYING Heather: THE WHITE MEAT IS THE BEST THOUGH June: MRS WEASLEY HAS FORESIGHT June: AND NO WAY!
Heather: SHE DOES Heather: YES WAY June: NO WAY DARK MEAT'S BESTEST! Heather: WHITE MEAT IS June: NO WAYYYY Heather: JAMES AND AL ARGUE OVER THAT TOO June: LOL TWO WAYS!! >_> June: AND THEY SO DO Heather: JAMES LIKES THE DARK MEAT Heather: ALBUS LIKES THE WHITE MEAT Heather: LILY DOESNT EAT MEAT Heather: SHE FEELS SORRY FOR THE ANIMALS June: O RLY? Heather: SHE EATS THE GRAVY AND THE POTATOES Heather: AND THE BREAD Heather: WITH BUTTER June: AND THE DESSERT Heather: RONS EATS EVERYTHING Heather: EVERYTHING June: HE'S LIKE A VACUUM Heather: HE SUCKS IT UP Heather: AND LICKS THE PLATES Heather: EVEN HARRYS PLATE June: HERMIONE CHIDES HIM
June: HARRY'S GROSSED OUT Heather: HE WANTED TO LICK HIS OWN PLATE June: IT WAS MIIIIIINE, RON! Heather: RON AND GEORGE ARE THE FIRST TO START A BURPING CONTEST June: OF COURSE Heather: PERCY, BILL AND CHARLIE DONT ATTEND THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE June: THEY ARE WISE Heather: YES Heather: THEY DUN WANNA DEAL WITH THE KIDS Heather: THE BURPING Heather: THE MESS Heather: THE CRYING June: CHRISTMAS DINNER IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART Heather: THE FIGHTING Heather: NO IT IS NOT June: OH THE CRYING Heather: IT IS TERRIBLE Heather: HUGO OCCASIONALLY CRIES TOO June: THE STRESS IS TOO MUCH FOR THE CHILD Heather: TOO MUCH! Heather: ROSIE CRIED WHEN JAMES THREW HER BOOKS INTO THE FIRE Heather: BACK WHEN SHE WAS 7 June: OMG
June: POOR ROSIE June: THE FIRE BURNT FOR DAYS Heather: SHE SNAPPED HIS BROOMSTICK THOUGH Heather: YES IT DID June: HAHA, I BET JAMES WAS LIVID Heather: FUELLED BY THE BOOKS June: NUUUUU, NOT MY BROOMSTICK!!! Heather: HE WAS ABSOLUTELY LIVID Heather: HE THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM Heather: ROSIE STILL REMEMBERS THE BOOKS THOUGH Heather: SHE SEEKED REVENGE THIS CHIRSTAMS Heather: SHE Heather: THREW Heather: HIS BROOMSTICK Heather: IN Heather: THE Heather: FIRE June: MUWAHAHAHA!!! Heather: JAMES THREW THE BIGGEST TEMPER TANTRUM EVER Heather: IT WAS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD HAVING A MELTDOWN June: HE SPAZZED Heather: AND THREW OBJECTS Heather: ONE OF THEM HIT THE CHRISTMAS TREE June: GINNY'S FAVORITE SNOWGLOBE
June: GONE Heather: HARRY'S NOSE June: OH NOES Heather: WHICH BROKE ON IMPACT Heather: BLOOD EVERYWHERE Heather: LILY SEES THE BLOOD Heather: SHE SEES IT June: AND CRIES Heather: SHE RUNS CRYING AND SCREAMING Heather: TO THE BATHROOM Heather: MRS WEASLEY SENDS EVERYONE TO BED Heather: EVEN THE ADULTS Heather: MR WEASLEY IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP June: RON AND GINNY SAY, "AWW, MOOOOOM!" Heather: SO SHES EXTRA B!TCHY June: SHE MISSES HIM Heather: SO MUCH June: D'AWW Heather: HARRY STARTS TO CRY Heather: HE MISSES HIS MOMMY June: BUT SHE'S DEAD! Heather: THAT’S WHY HE MISSES HER Heather: HE MISSES HIS DADDY TOO Heather: HES CURLED UP IN A BALL
June: ON THE FLOOR June: EVERYONE'S LIKE o_O Heather: PUDDLES OF TEARS SURROUNDING HIM Heather: GINNY CAN THINK OF ONE WAY TO GET HIM TO STOP June: WHAT IS IT? Heather: TO GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT EARLY Heather: IN BED Heather: :D June: OF COURSE Heather: A LITTLE WOOHOO June: GOOGLY-EYED PURPLE HEARTS ABOUND Heather: THEY HAVE BEDSHEETS WITH THEM ON IT June: HAHAHAHA!! Heather: HARRY GAVE THEM TO HER A CHRISTMAS PRESENT Heather: LAST YEAR June: FOR ENCOURAGEMENT Heather: YES YES Heather: JAMES WANTS TO KNOW WHY HE CAN HEAR WEIRD NOISES Heather: COMING FROM THEIR BEDROOM June: THIN WALLS? Heather: VERY June: THEY TELL HIM BECAUSE HE'S OLD ENOUGH June: SO HE TELLS AL June: AND SCARS HIM FOR LIFE
Heather: HECK, HE JUST TELLS THEM ALL Heather: LILY AND HUGO AND ROSIE AND FRED Heather: AND ROXANNE Heather: SHE'S FRED'S SISTER June: YES, I REMEMBER THAT Heather: THE ARE ALL SCARRED Heather: LILY WANTS TO GO WATCH June: LOLOLOLOLOLOL Heather: PLZ JAMSIE? Heather: IT PISSES JAMES OFF WHEN SHE CALLS HIM THAT June: NO, LILY!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!! Heather: CAN WE PLZ WATCH JAMSIE? June: ASK MOM AND DAD Heather: 1 MINUTE Heather: I HAVE TO GET MY PJS ON Heather: BRB June: KK Heather: BACK June: YAYZ Heather: LILY TOTALLY GOES TO ASK HARRY AND GINNY Heather: SHE OPENS THE DOOR June: OH NOES Heather: MOMMY? WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF DADDY? Heather: CAN I WATCH?
June: LILY GET OUT OF HERE!!! Heather: OR YOU'RE GROUNDED June: BUT JAMSIE SAID TO ASK YOU!! Heather: SHE CRIES Heather: BECAUSE IT’S NOT FAIR June: AS USUAL Heather: IT’S NEVER FAIR June: NEVAR Heather: SHE RUNS OUT CRYING June: SO THEY ALL THINK SHE'S BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather: JAMES FINDS IT AMUSING June: BUT SHE HASN'T CAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Heather: WHAT WAS GOING ON Heather: SO SHE TRIES IT WITH JAMES June: OMG Heather: SHE JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM Heather: LILY WTF ARE YOU DOING? June: I'M BEING LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY, JAMSIE!! Heather: SHE STARTS TO THRASH AROUND June: AND HE'S LIKE OMG EW!! Heather: JAMES IS TRYING TO GET HER OFF HIM June: AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST WATCHING Heather: LAUGHING EVEN June: YESH
Heather: HUGO IS GIGGLING STUPIDLY June: CAUSE HE'S DUMB Heather: HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EITHER June: DOES AL? Heather: HE WANTS TO DO IT TOO Heather: AL UNDERSTANDS June: AHAHAHAHA Heather: REMEMBER THE PUPPET SHOW? June: OH YES OF COURSE June: MRS. WEASLEY'S PUPPETS Heather: ROSIE AND AL AND JAMES AND FRED AND ROXANNE ALL UNDERSTAND June: BUT NOT LILY Heather: OR HUGO June: THEY WERE ASLEEP Heather: NO THEY WERE LAUGHING Heather: THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY Heather: THE OTHER COUSINS WERE ALL EMBARASSED June: SO AWKWARD Heather: AL IS LOOKING AT HIS SOCKS Heather: HE FACE IS BRIGHT RED June: AHAHAHA, HE'S SHY Heather: HE DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND AT FIRST Heather: NEITHER DID ROSIE OR FRED OR ROXANNE
Heather: ONLY JAMES KNEW THE FULL STORY June: BUT NOW THEY DO Heather: YES, NOW THEY DO June: ROSIE READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK Heather: JAMES FINALLY GETS LILY OFF HIM Heather: HUGO YELLS "DO ME NEXT" Heather: IT IS TOO MUCH FOR AL Heather: SO WRONG AND DIRTY June: HE RUNS AWAY Heather: AND HIDES UNDER A BED June: HE CURLS UP IN A BALL June: AND SUCKS HIS THUMB Heather: AND ROCKS BACK AND FORTH June: OMG YES Heather: MUTTERING Heather: UNDER HIS BREATH Heather: "THEY'RE COUSINS...CAN'T DO THAT...WHY WERE THEY DOING THAT?" June: IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!! Heather: NOT RIGHT Heather: BUT HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHOS BED HE IS UNDER June: ohmigee June: HOW'D HE GET IN? Heather: NEVILLE AND LUNA LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
Heather: FULLY Heather: AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING June: CAUSE THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS Heather: FREE SPIRITS June: AND AL HEARS WEIRD NOISES Heather: AND MOANS June: THERE'S A LOT OF LETTUCE Heather: AND CRUNCHING June: SO MUCH LETTUCE Heather: HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY June: SO HE PEEKS OUT AND... June: HE RUNS OUT IMMEDIATELY June: SCREAMING June: HE NEEDS BRAIN BLEACH June: JAMES LAUGHS AT HIM Heather: YES Heather: SORRY FOR POOFING June: IT'S OKAY Heather: MY MOM WANTED TO CHECK HER MAIL Heather: ALBUS TELLS THEM WHAT HE SAW June: AND LILY WANTS TO TRY IT June: SHE JUMPS ON AL Heather: OHEMGEE Heather: HE SCREAMS
Heather: BECAUSE HER FOOT LANDED ON A SENSITIVE SPOT June: SHE CRIES CAUSE HE STARTLED HER Heather: SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO KICK HIM THERE June: ALL THE TIME Heather: SHE NEVER MEANS TO June: HE WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN Heather: NEVER Heather: AFTER SEEING WHAT HE DID Heather: AND LILY JUMPING ON HIM Heather: HE WAS IN PAIN June: POOR AL June: FIRST HIS BOXERS, NOW THIS Heather: HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY LUCK WITH HIS SIBLINGS June: OR COUSINS Heather: JAMES IS LAUGHING REALLY HARD Heather: HE'S STARTING TO CHOKE Heather: AND TURN BLUE June: BUT HE KEEPS LAUGHING June: CAUSE HE'S A JERK. Heather: A JERKASS Heather: JERKASS OF ALL JERKASSES Heather: FINALLY HARRY AND GINNY ARE DONE June: AND THEY COME OUT June: JAMES IS CHOKING
Heather: THEY COME IN TO INVETIGATE THE NOISES Heather: LILY IS STILL ON AL June: AL IS CURLED UP IN A BALL ROCKING BACK AND FORTH Heather: HES FINALLY FREE OF HER Heather: HES MOANING Heather: PITIFULLY June: LILY CRIES CAUSE SHE'S NOT GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS Heather: GINNY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS Heather: A COOKIE? Heather: JUICE? Heather: CANDIES? June: SHE SAYS, NO I WANNA PLAY LIKE YOU AND DADDY June: AND NEVILLE AND LUNA June: I NEED LETTUCE Heather: CAN I HAS SOME PLZ? Heather: OMG, THIS IS GETTING R RATED June: LOLOLOLOL June: NO IT'S NOT. Heather: WE HAVE TO ADD 'ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE' TO THE LIST OF THINGS THE STORY CONTAINS June: SHE'S A KID, SHE DOESN'T GET IT. Heather: QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE
June: LOL. "WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, MORE ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE." Heather: THATS PERFECT June: LIKE SIM SECRET Heather: I WILL BE SURE TO INCLUDE THAT Heather: YES June: OH, AND HERE: http:// tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jerkass June: DEFINITION OF A JERKASS. June: WE SHOULD ADD JAMES Heather: yes we should June: one sec. June: more parental nagging Heather: WE WILL AFTER WE PUBLISH THIS Heather: OKAYS June: BACK June: NO FOR LONG, THO Heather: AGAIN? : ( June: HAHA, YEAH Heather: MEEN PARENTZ June: I'LL FEND OFF MY MOM AS LONG AS I CAN Heather: OKAY Heather: 'TILL 10:30 IS FINE June: AWESOME
Heather: YOU HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR ME June: SO! WE WERE DISCUSSING WARNINGS, YES? Heather: OH YES Heather: KYRA IS HORRIFIED June: OMG. June: POO KYRA June: *POOR June: GOD. Heather: POO KYRA?! Heather: I MUST TELL HER THIS JUNE Heather: IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR June: WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL June: MY MOM DEMANDS TO KNOW Heather: I LEAVE AT 8:10 June: MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH, SO SHE LETS YOU STAY UP LATER Heather: O RLY? June: YA RLY Heather: MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather: SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather: YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June: MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather: O RLY?
June: YA RLY Heather: MY MOM IS A TEACHER Heather: SHE CAREZ ABOUT CHILDREN Heather: YOU MUST TELL HER THIS June: MY MOM SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S REST BEFORE SCHOOL. Heather: GRRRR June: I TOLD HER SHE CAREZ June: MY MOM LAUGHED Heather: DUN MAKE ME GET OUT MY QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE Heather: I WILL USE IT Heather: AND USE IT WELL June: MY MOM SAYS BRING IT Heather: OH ITS ON Heather: I HAS SEEN THROUGH HER Heather: PLAN Heather: SHE IS WASTING OUT TIME JUNE! Heather: WE NEEDS TO BE GETTING BACK TO THE POTTERZ June: SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COME DOWN FROM CANADA AND FIGHT MY MOM? June: SWEET! Heather: YES YES Heather: WITH OUR MILK IN BAGS Heather: AND OUR POLAR BEARZ
June: AHAHAHA!!! Heather: BACK TO THE POTTERZ PLZ? June: YESH June: ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE!!! :O Heather: DOES YOUR MOM KNOW ABOUT IT? June: NO WAY, LOL Heather: WHAT DO HARRY AND GINNY DO AFTER AL TELLS THEM June: *JAWDROP* June: THEY HAVE A VERY SERIOUS TALK WITH LILY June: ABOUT HOW ATTEMPTED SIBLING RAPE IS WRONG June: AND ILLEGAL Heather: SHE TRIES IT ON HARRY NEXT Heather: SHE JUST DEOSN'T GET IT June: OMG June: ATTEMPTED FATHER RAPE!! June: LILY'S A FIEND Heather: FIEND! Heather: HARRY JOINS AL Heather: ROCKING AND MOANING IN A BALL June: SUCKING THEIR THUMBS June: SCARRED FOR LIFE June: SCARRED FOR LIFE Heather: SCARRED June: NEVER THE SAME
Heather: GINNY EXPLAINS TO LILY AGAIN Heather: SHE GETS IT Heather: AND.... June: AND? Heather: SHE CRIES June: OF COURSE Heather: SHE THINKS SHE HURT THEM June: PSYCHOLOGICALLY June: GAH Heather: POOR LILY. Heather: IM THINKING THAT WE SHOULD DO CHIRSTMAS DAY IN A DIFFERENT CONVO June: KK. Heather: THIS ONE IS PAST 15 PAGES IN WORD Heather: WE CAN POST THIS ONE TOMORROW June: MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING Heather: WE'RE NOT SCREAMING Heather: WE ARE TYPING IN CAPS June: SHE LAUGHS AT YOU SILLY CANADIANS Heather: WHAT?! Heather: I LAUGH AT YOU AMERICANS Heather: WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE ISSUEZ June: I'M FROM GUAM Heather: O RLY?
June: I'M NOT INVOLVED June: YA RLY Heather: O.o Heather: I LAUGHT AT YOU ANYWAYS June: DDDDD: June: I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EMOTICONS TO MY MOM June: SHE CAN'T TEXT June: AT ALL Heather: LOL June: SHE TRIED. June: SHE HAD TO SEND AN E-MAIL INSTEAD Heather: YOUR LJ STATES YOU ARE IN TEH STATES: Heather: Name: June Birthdate: 10-14 Location: United States Contact: Private Message June: LIES AND PROPAGANDA!! Heather: O RLY? June: YA RLY Heather: WE NEED A BIG FINSIH FOR CHRISTMAS EVE June: LILY CRIES. June: AS USUAL Heather: AND? June: AL'S STILL EMOTIONALLY SCARRED Heather: YES YES
June: CURLED UP IN A BALL Heather: WITH HARRY June: ROCKING BACK AND FORTH June: YESH Heather: WE NEED A CLIFF HANGER June: THEY HEAR SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!! June: SANTA?! Heather: PERFECT CLIFFHANGER Heather: TUNE IN AGAIN TO FIND OUT THE END!