Your web designer may (or may not) try to answer your questions diplomatically. Here are his or her responses juxtaposed to what they're REALLY saying.
This presentation premiered at Tahoe Snowcial, a conference dedicated to web and social media professionals in the Ski and Snowsports Industry. The 5-minute ignite format allowed for 15 seconds for each slide, and encouraged heckling by the inebriated crowd. The original presentation contained only the first part of each slide, with the punchline delivered verbally with some ad-libbing.