2. BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
3. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..
4. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
5. Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“ The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
6. Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
7. Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."
8. The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.
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10. Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A .. Knock on the door.
11. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
12. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
13. She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
14. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
