The document discusses family relationships from the perspective of both children and parents. A child expresses a desire to get the same parent as the playstation, while an adult questions if kids are back in school yet. Another adult defends their behavior as natural, while being called overprotective. One adult refers to themselves as the "sandwich generation" between caring for their own parents and children. Another discusses the physical effects parenting teenagers has had on their health. A marriage vow is updated for modern technology.
1. “ I don’t care which parent I get as long as it’s the same one that gets the playstation.”
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3. “ Are the kids back in school yet, Mrs Grimsly?”
4. “ Did it ever occur to you that I might have a good reason to behave like a Neanderthal?”
5. “ Don’t you think that you’re just a little overprotective?”
6. “ I’m the sandwich generation – my parents don’t approve of me and my kids hate me.”
7. ” A body goes through changes during the teen years. When you started dating, my hair turned grey. When you started driving, I got heart palpitations, . . . “
8. ” Do you, Jason, take Karyn to have and to hold, to email and fax, to text and beep, until death do you part?“
