The document contains a collection of short sayings and jokes playing on logic and word meanings. Some key themes explored include the purpose of practice and learning if we forget, appearances being deceiving, money not guaranteeing happiness, marriage and relationships, and the importance of dreams and rest for the future. The sayings are brief and intended to provoke thought through unconventional perspectives or wordplay.

1. Lessons in Logic

2. Practice makes perfect Since nobody’s perfect…… Why practice?

3. If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are there others here for?

4. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why learn?

5. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.

6. Money is not everything. There’s Master card & Visa.

7. How come “abbreviation” is such a long word?

8. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

9. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

10. The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

11. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

12. I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

13. Never put off the work till tomorrow. What you can put off today.

14. There should be a better way to start a day. Then waking up every morning.

15. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

16. Thank God we can choose our friends. God made relatives.

17. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. What more can I say? On my desk, I have a work station….

18. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.

19. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

20. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

21. Have a good time!