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Conference Call with a Client
- 1. CONFERENCE CALL WITH A CLIENT
- 2. Its 5 minutes to go for the conference call with the client…
- 3. The boss asks the team members to brief him about the project details.
- 4. Someone utters some technical stuff and the boss starts nodding his head forcefully.
- 5. That indicates that he didn't understand a word about it. damn
- 6. Hello...
- 7. Hello... The conference call begins…
- 8. The boss holds the microphone so close as if someone will steal it away from him.
- 9. The boss holds the microphone so close as if someone will steal it away from him. The professional greetings are exchanged and the discussion @ the project begins.
- 10. Every time, the client speaks or asks a question, the boss tries to imitate his accent, but fails miserably.
- 11. He then looks at the team members and in turn, they…
- 12. He then looks at the team members and in turn, they… put their heads down in their notepads only to play
- 13. He then looks at the team members and in turn, they… put their heads down in their notepads only to play TIC TAC TOE!
- 14. The boss is relieved that nobody noticed the embarrassing situation, but the truth is...
- 15. The boss is relieved that nobody noticed the embarrassing situation, but the truth is... … ..
- 16. The boss is relieved that nobody noticed the embarrassing situation, but the truth is... … .. ;-)
- 17. Client asks a technical question and the boss is completely lost!
- 18. For the first time, he leaves the microphone and looks around for someone to make an eye contact with.
- 19. A poor QA engineer sitting next to the Senior Developer who is sitting at an angle of approximately 26 degrees to the boss commits the sin.
- 20. The boss assigns the technical question to that poor QA engineer and feels emphatic to have dodged the question himself.
- 21. After some more discussion for 37 minutes the client hangs up, indicating the end of the conference call.
- 22. Now the boss suddenly attains lot of energy and confidence and starts talking bullshit @ some CC guidelines. CC = C onference C all
- 23. He mentors on how 'The Team' ( which excludes him ) should improve their overall skills as this will…
- 25. Increase Productivity Benefit the company
- 26. Increase Productivity Benefit the company Establish better client relationship
- 27. Increase Productivity Benefit the company Establish better client relationship Earn professional respect
- 28. Increase Productivity Benefit the company Establish better client relationship Earn professional respect Blah Blah Blah…
- 29. Increase Productivity and some more Benefit the company Establish better client relationship Earn professional respect Blah Blah Blah…
- 30. Increase Productivity and some more Blah Blah Blah… Benefit the company Establish better client relationship Earn professional respect Blah Blah Blah…
- 31. This session lasts for an hour with the boss discussing some more vague points.
- 32. Finally, everyone comes out of the conference room with…
- 35. Everybody heads towards the cafeteria!
- 36. Everybody heads towards the cafeteria! (except the boss)
- 37. Soon they feel normal after sipping some caffeine and discuss their interesting
- 38. Soon they feel normal after sipping some caffeine and discuss their interesting CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE CLIENT
- 39. THE END
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