1. Using
stop, try, regret,
remember & forget
with
infinitive
-AND-
"ing"
verb forms

2. I stopped driving to work about six
months ago, and I must say I feel good
about my contribution to the planet.

4. I tried doing some really complicated
calculus equations to forget about the
excruciating pain of being eaten alive by an
alligator... but it didn't work.

5. I tried to hit the kids with the
ball, but they were protected
inside of a little cage.

6. We regret to
announce that
there won't be
any coffee on
this flight.
Please stay calm
and enjoy the
flight.

7. We regret announcing that there was no more
coffee. Everyone freaked out, and there were
actually a couple of homicides before anyone
even boarded the plane. So tragic.

8. I don't remember telling anyone that I
could break through the wall with my
head... but everyone else does
remember, evidently.

9. I'd better remember to set my security
password before someone gets on
here and sees my naked pictures.

10. I'll never forget fighting Superman.. and
losing... and how Spiderman just sat
there like an idiot and didn't do anything.

11. Somebody forgot to put an extra roll of
toilet paper in the bloody bathroom, and
now I have to spend the rest of the damn
day with no socks on.