1. Ya That’s Right
BITCHES!!!
We prefer to watch this with Europe’s
“The Final Countdown”

3. Where the wine is abundant and the girls have DADDY ISSUES

4. ABUSE

5. There will be jacuzzis

6. 3 Pools

7. Good Security

8. Cool!

9. On The Beachhhhh
His name is Max

10. ALCOHOL

11. SUNSHINE
DOES YOUR SUN
HAVE A MUSTACHE?
FUCK NOOOO!!!!!!

12. TITTIES AGAIN

13. DEMOCRACY
SPACE
MANAGEMENT

14. NO VEGETABLES
AND PLENTY OF FRISBEES
CHECK OUT MY
DICK

15. No Handicaps
Or
Blacks
eww

16. DON’T FORGET MAX

17. Offer expires if :
-You don’t respond by Thanksgiving
-You don’t pay by pay date
-You touch your fucking DICK while watching
this
-We decide not to be friends with you
anymore…(Paul)