1.
LIE POEMS
By russell cheng

2.
Ask The Poem
• Q:When was lie poems invented?
• A:Oh. This is a fairly new type, also fun
to make.
• Q:Does lie have any requirements
excepts not hurting anyone?
• A:Are you hurt? Next!
• Q:How do your poems affect people
• A:Sometimes it’s normal, but
sometimes can annoy the person

3.
How To Write Lies
• Lies on each lines
• Has to have an outrages lie
• The main rule is not hurt anyone’s
feelings
• Each line must begin differently
• So thats how to write a lying poem
• Also one more thing
• Lies can also be exaggerating

4.
My classroom(Example)
• There are 20 kittens in my class
• Who bark until I dance a jig
• Everyday at noon, as l’ve been trained
to do.
• It is then that desk fly south
• And students are left
• Alone to eat snow on the seesaw.

5.
My Own Poem: The
Winter And Snow
• The snowballs dance on the snow
• Snowman's play in the cones
• I jumped over 20 snowman's with one
leg
• Until the harsh winter
• Blew me away

6.
THE END
and many more to
come