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           FINE
 This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are
 right and you need to shut up
2
          Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an
hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if
    you have just been given 5 more
   minutes to watch the game before
       helping around the house
3
             Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something" and you should be
 on your toes. Arguments that begin
 with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
4
        Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission,
        DON'T DO IT!!
5
              Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is
non verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
 an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over
                  "Nothing"
6
          That's Okay
   This is one of the most dangerous
 statements that woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
 to think long and hard before deciding
   how and when you will pay for your
                 mistake
7
              Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the
   female vocabulary. If a woman is
 thanking you. Do not question it, just
 say you're welcome and back out of
             the room slowly.
8
Don’t worry about it, I got it

 Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to
 do several times, but is now doing it herself.
                         This
    will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
   wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer
                      to nottıng
1
                FINE
It's fine... no really. Don't try to read
               more into it.
2
                Nothing
Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about
 anything. Men are zen creatures. They truly
  can be thinking about nothing. More often,
 though, a man is thinking about something
stupid (like pondering the reason why women
love shopping) or dangerous (like wondering
   what other hot girls look like naked) and
    knows better than to share it with you.
3
          Go ahead
 Really. Go ahead. Have a night out
with your girls or whatever. Your man
looks forward to having some peace
 and quiet while hanging out with his
       friends and the football.
4
           Whatever
Guys say this in retaliation. They know
 how annoying it is when women use
 this word, so guys use it back, like a
        really annoying parrot.
5
           That’s Okay
 Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten
whatever it was. Could you move to the
left side a little? You're blocking the tv.
6
           I'M SORRY
    Guys don't really know what these words
   mean. To guys, "I'm sorry" is some kind of
magical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or
 "hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability to
  make women quit arguing and stop being a
  talking machine ! They pass this knowledge
down to each new generation in a secret ritual
    of manhood. What did you think we were
really doing on father-son activities, anyway?
Begüm DEMİRTAŞ
begumdemirtas@me.com
     0532 1694408
www.menwordwomen.com

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SENTENCES WITH MEN WOMEN

  • 1.
  • 2.
  • 3. 1 FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
  • 4. 2 Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
  • 5. 3 Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
  • 6. 4 Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!!
  • 7. 5 Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
  • 8. 6 That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake
  • 9. 7 Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
  • 10. 8 Don’t worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to nottıng
  • 11.
  • 12. 1 FINE It's fine... no really. Don't try to read more into it.
  • 13. 2 Nothing Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about anything. Men are zen creatures. They truly can be thinking about nothing. More often, though, a man is thinking about something stupid (like pondering the reason why women love shopping) or dangerous (like wondering what other hot girls look like naked) and knows better than to share it with you.
  • 14. 3 Go ahead Really. Go ahead. Have a night out with your girls or whatever. Your man looks forward to having some peace and quiet while hanging out with his friends and the football.
  • 15. 4 Whatever Guys say this in retaliation. They know how annoying it is when women use this word, so guys use it back, like a really annoying parrot.
  • 16. 5 That’s Okay Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten whatever it was. Could you move to the left side a little? You're blocking the tv.
  • 17. 6 I'M SORRY Guys don't really know what these words mean. To guys, "I'm sorry" is some kind of magical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or "hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability to make women quit arguing and stop being a talking machine ! They pass this knowledge down to each new generation in a secret ritual of manhood. What did you think we were really doing on father-son activities, anyway?
  • 18. Begüm DEMİRTAŞ begumdemirtas@me.com 0532 1694408 www.menwordwomen.com