a short presentation on why my crush should date me

1. why my crush should date me
an informative slide-show
presentation

2. we have common interests and shit
• we could talk about things together
• things we both like
• wouldn’t that be nice
• yeah
• i think so

3. i think you’re pretty foxy
• like, really foxy
• like i’d rather stare at your face than watch
pretty little liars
• ok maybe that’s a little bit of a lie
• you’re still foxy

4. I don’t think you understand the
proximity I desire between our butts
• it’s rather overwhelming

5. here’s a graph to show it
Column1
how close they are
how close they should be

6. my obsessive personality will ensure I
will never leave you
• never
• ever
• ever

7. *~*~ IN CONCLUSION~*~*
• u should date me
• if ur still unconvinced please look through this
powerpoint again
• if it didn’t make u wanna date me u probably
• didn’t read it carefully enough