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UNEMPLOYED
An unemployed worker applies
at Microsoft for the position of
a janitor.
The HR chief invites him to an
interview and subjects him to some
tests.
Then he tells him: You got the job,
just give me your e-mail address so
that I can send you the
employment contract as well as the
day and time when to start.
The man is distraught and
answers that he has no computer
and therefore also no e-mail.
The HR boss tells him that if he
has no e-mail address he
virtually does not exist and
therefore cannot hold a job.
The man leaves in a desperate mood
without knowing what to do with his
last $10 in his pocket. Finally he
decides to go into a supermarket
and to buy a 10 lb box of
strawberries.
He starts out with door to door
calls in order to sell those
strawberries by the pound. He
manages to double his capital in 2
hours. He repeats the deal 3 times
more and goes home with $60 in his
pocket.
He comes to see that he can
survive this way. He starts every
day earlier and comes home every
day later. So he triples or
quadruples his money every day.
A short time later he buys a wheel
barrow, then exchanges it later into a
truck and sooner or later is the
owner of a complete fleet of delivery
trucks.
5 year go by…
The man is now the owner of one of
the largest food chain in the USA
Now he starts thinking about the
future for him and his family and
decides to buy a life insurance. He
calls an agent and selects a good
policy. At the end of the negotiations
the agents asks him for his e-mail
address to send him a confirmation
of the policy.
The man tells him that he doesn’t
have an e-mail address! That is
strange, says the agent, you have
no e-mail and nevertheless you
built this large empire. Can you
imagine where you would be if you
you had an e-mail address.
The man briefly thinks and then
answers: I WOULD BE A
TOILET CLEANER AT
MICROSOFT!
Moral 1 of the story:
The internet does not solve all
the problems in our lives!
Moral 2 of the story:
When you have no e-mail but
work hard you can become a
millionaire!
Moral 3 of the story:
You received this story by e-
mail. Therefore you are closer
to a janitor than to a millionaire!
Nevertheless have a good
day.
Don’t answer this e-mail since I
am out buying strawberries!!!
ENDE

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Toilet cleaner

  • 2. An unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor.
  • 3. The HR chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some tests.
  • 4. Then he tells him: You got the job, just give me your e-mail address so that I can send you the employment contract as well as the day and time when to start.
  • 5. The man is distraught and answers that he has no computer and therefore also no e-mail.
  • 6. The HR boss tells him that if he has no e-mail address he virtually does not exist and therefore cannot hold a job.
  • 7. The man leaves in a desperate mood without knowing what to do with his last $10 in his pocket. Finally he decides to go into a supermarket and to buy a 10 lb box of strawberries.
  • 8. He starts out with door to door calls in order to sell those strawberries by the pound. He manages to double his capital in 2 hours. He repeats the deal 3 times more and goes home with $60 in his pocket.
  • 9. He comes to see that he can survive this way. He starts every day earlier and comes home every day later. So he triples or quadruples his money every day.
  • 10. A short time later he buys a wheel barrow, then exchanges it later into a truck and sooner or later is the owner of a complete fleet of delivery trucks.
  • 11. 5 year go by…
  • 12. The man is now the owner of one of the largest food chain in the USA
  • 13. Now he starts thinking about the future for him and his family and decides to buy a life insurance. He calls an agent and selects a good policy. At the end of the negotiations the agents asks him for his e-mail address to send him a confirmation of the policy.
  • 14. The man tells him that he doesn’t have an e-mail address! That is strange, says the agent, you have no e-mail and nevertheless you built this large empire. Can you imagine where you would be if you you had an e-mail address.
  • 15. The man briefly thinks and then answers: I WOULD BE A TOILET CLEANER AT MICROSOFT!
  • 16. Moral 1 of the story: The internet does not solve all the problems in our lives!
  • 17. Moral 2 of the story: When you have no e-mail but work hard you can become a millionaire!
  • 18. Moral 3 of the story: You received this story by e- mail. Therefore you are closer to a janitor than to a millionaire!
  • 19. Nevertheless have a good day.
  • 20. Don’t answer this e-mail since I am out buying strawberries!!! ENDE