a powerpoint slideshow of really valuable quotes with slides featuring paintings of flamengo dancers and accompanied by music of La Boheme. Enjoy!

1. Valuable Quotes

2. “ Some people attend church three times: When they are hatched, When they are matched, and When they are dispatched.”

3. “ How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”

4. “ Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.”

5. “ A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.”

6. “ A perfect guest is one who makes his host feels at home.”

7. “ A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it when it starts to rain.”

8. “ A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”

9. “ Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on.”

10. “ A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”

11. “ I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

12. “ The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.”

13. “ If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.”

14. “ We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.”

15. The End Chiqita by Music: La Boheme