This document provides pricing and descriptions for various cell replacement parts, including the nucleus, chromosomes, mitochondria, chloroplasts, endoplasmic reticulum, cell membrane, cell wall, ribosomes, Golgi body, and lysosomes. The nucleus 2.3 is described as the most powerful, efficient, and dependable model. Chromosomes are recommended to be purchased in bulk due to their need for frequent replacement. Mitochondria can provide fuel for a discounted price but the sale is for a limited time. The new chloroplast technology captures solar energy to power the cell in an eco-friendly way. The ER9 is guaranteed to make the cell run smoothly. The cell membrane repair ensures smooth exchanges. A custom cell wall can provide

1. Cell replacement parts catalog

2. Nucleus 1.0 $2,500 This first generation nucleus is for those of you trying to refurbish an old cell. this nucleus is mostly for looks and style. It doesn’t pull hard, or processes information the quickest. But it will look very nice next to the other competitions at the Cell Shows.

3. Nucleus 2.3 $10,000 Nucleus 2.3 was made to work hard and for years. As our longest lasting nucleus, it is also our most powerful and efficient. You will not find another nucleus with this much power. This is the most dependable nucleus on the market.

4. Nucleus 4 $3,500 Nucleus 2.3 is for those who want to process information fast. This nucleus runs on the 4G network. This nucleus’ primary responsibility is to produce with speed. You wont find a nucleus as fast as this type right here.

5. Chromosomes $300/100 $500/300 $600/400 You need to replace chromosomes often. As you know, with all the information coming from the nucleus, chromosomes get worn out quickly. We have the greatest prices here. I suggest purchasing in-bulk.

6. mitochondrion $3.42/gallon Mitochondria can be your fuel supply. Right now, we are selling for $1.00 under name brands. I suggest you jump on this deal, remember its for limited time only. And you better fill up soon, you’re empty.

7. chloroplasts $2,000 BRAND NEW!!! Our new chloroplast technology provides solar energy. Capture energy from the sun and save money. Use energy that is eco-friendly. Its not the cheapest on the market, but ours are the most efficient. Hurry we are almost out.

8. Endoplasmic reticulum 9 $20,000 Is your ER making funny sounds? Its about time to replace your current ER with our ER9. everything you want in an ER to make your cell run smooth without any rough spots. We guarantee the best quality with our products.

9. Cell membrane $800 Has your cell sustained any recent damage? You aren’t going to pass inspection with a chunk of membrane missing. Get yours today for the lowest price anywhere.Have your cell making smooth exchanges within itself and the outside world.

10. Cell wall $4,000 Has your plant cell had an accident? Or are you tired of the structure of your cell and want a change? Our cell body shop has the best cell walls for your cell. We will make your dream structure with our state of the art equipment. With a custom fit, you won’t be sorry.

11. ribosome $0- free Our employees are not paid out of your cost. Most volunteer and all are specialists in their field. Correct Cell assembly and construction is priority #1 next to customer service.

12. Golgi body $1,000 If you want the fastest response, the fastest cell movement, you need a better Golgi. Our Golgi will spread energy throughout the cell quicker and more efficiently. You will be surprised to see for yourself our Golgi's are faster than any others on the market.

13. lysosome $400 After a tough winter as we just had, your cell might be suffering from some leaky valves and tubes. There’s only one way to fix the leak and that’s to get our lysosomes. Ours are custom made in Finland and shipped here. Each order is made specially for each individual customer so you're guaranteed the best product.