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Un Chien Noir
Un chien noir
Tu es chien noir
Tu es tres mignon
Tu es ma défense
Contre les méchants
Avec niut noir
Nous allons marcher ensemble
Et nous allons essayer
Ne pas sauter sur les gens
J'étais à Tel-Aviv et tout ce que Français
Et n'a pas servi dans l'armée israélienne
et de penser
Cette pays est
Maison de prostitution
Nous force en hebrew
Et jeter leur culture
Droit dans les toilettes ..
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Doggie
Racists stupids pids
Pigs nazis zizis piss..
Piss and driver's license needed
The burokrats...Government rats..
Cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And...CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karas in bowl of water...
And ASS of FEMALE DOG was
sexually harassed...
And dick of dogie pleased at last...
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Письки попки
Вдетскм саду,
Мы любили показывать
Друг другу письки...
Япомню советский туалет,
И девочка когда я писаю,
Трогает меня за член
Дрын дын дын,
Мы окрутели,
Мы стали взослыми, почти,
Нельзя забыть малолетнию пизду...
Поближе,я смотрю в притык,
прошло уже десяти лет,
однако опубликовалась.
Хотел спросить,
помниш ли ты мою пипиську?
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Wanker’s song
Wankers song
I love to wank my dick
6 times every day
I am horny very much
I buy prostitutes and erotic calls,
And want to appear in a website
shooting sperm tonight...
I dream about tits,
I dream about cunt,
And imagine every second
How females masturbate
I will download some porno,
I will cumm once again,
And future is so bright...
My dick is always standing
I am ready as a cannon,
To shoot on every girl,
But then - forget her quickly,
And till she disappears,
I love her outer lips...
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Thai lady
Thai lady
When I was sitting drunk and horny,
On the beach...
You came to me out of nowhere,
And suddenly I realized,
That getting sex is easy,
You pay only 800 bahts,
And it is possible to enter the vagina,
To have some fun and learn the culture,
And later, see the movie of the life,
From other point of view,
In country where girl is money,
In country where I was looking for myself,
I found happiness,
Just for a minute?
Not at all...
The minute, will retain for,
On and on,
And horny-ness will be forever...
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Song of the Scientists
I am a scientific liar,
And write all sorts of bullshit
And really don't consider the
people who are true...
I think "truth" is a curse,
And the world is subjective,
And with enough power,
Lies can stand as well.
We will force with degrees,
And prefixes to names,
And later we will find,
The ones who are against.
We'll attack them with slander,
And say they are crazy,
And suggest to make them,
Consume scientific products,
Which weren't long time tested,
And cause gigantic harm...
We are hypocrites, who
are together, in order not to work,
And steal public funds…
And then we write two pages,
in a whole month,
which say some stupid nonsense
about a fiction molecule in the cunt of the female
ants...
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Science threatens manhood: the song of
feminists
Human kind, consists of two sexes..
And every sex wants to live,
And feel safe.
That nobody is never harmed
And nobody is never forced
And nobody is never humiliated...
The crime does not accept this trend,
The right of people to their lives,
Or to their body.
The crime, attacks
The crime, is jailed,
But science?
It as well attacks,
But tries to cover,
And not to tell the truth..
About their plan,
To end mankind...
When men are needed,
Then, they are loved,
However, the science proposition,
Who causes hate,
Is to find a way
To live without men.
So, first, the sperm bank was created.
Now, some women can hate and calmly live,
While they are harming feelings.
The second stage to sabotage our quality of life,
is artificial sperm,
and the third,
is sperm-less fertilization.
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In the future, we might be just not needed,
And then, the lack of moral,
says us more: lets just harm the male parts, cuz we don't need
them, and they are capable of rape,
so let's prevent and live and smile, and men?
Shall die.. Who cares?
הוא
מסיתן
כמו
השטן
הוא
מסיתן
כמו
השטן
רוח
זה
רוח
חומר
זה
חומר
רוע
גדול
הוא
מתכוון
אבל
עמו
איתי
מתגונן
כי
אני
אדם
מוסרי
,
שמונע
כל
דבר
שלילי
והוא
נוכל
,
עבריין
רוחני
שקורץ
לפשע
אמיתי
אולי
שיעבור
לכלא
מהאוניברסיטה
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המתכנתים שיר
IAmAWinner
{
public const int ByteCode=8;
public const int BEAUTY_BEAUTIFUL=1;
public const int BEAUTY_NICE=2;
public const int BEAUTY_NORMAL=3;
public const int BEAUTY_UGLY=0;
public const int
BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCKED_MY_DICK=100;
bool YouAreProgrammer=true;
int TheWorldIsByteCount=long.MaxValue;
public static void main()
{
string result=TheWayToSuccess(1000000,1000000,
BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCKED_MY_DICK);
System.console.println(result); public class
(end of function)
}
public string TheWayToSuccess(long DickMeters, int SmileStrength, int
DesiredLooks )
{
try
{
if (YouAreAProgrammer)
{
TheWorld=ByteCode;
}
if (You_Want_A_Girlfriend)
{
return "You must program her mind...";
} }
catch(Exception exc)
{ }