The Sword & Shield, the official student newspaper of Mountain Brook High School

1. The Senior Issue
the Sword & Shield
Vol. XLVIII No. 7 Mountain Brook High School May 14, 2014
Abbott, Henry..........................Auburn
Abele, Pat................................Alabama
Aboujaoude, Gaby........................UAB
Adams, Mary Virginia..........Alabama
Adams, Reed ...........................Auburn
Albritton, Will...............................Troy
Aldag, Anderson....................Alabama
Aleksandrovich, Boris ..........Jeff State
Alexander, Peyton ..................Auburn
Allen, Lane...............................Auburn
Allie, Austin ...............South Alabama
Anderson, Christian...............Chicago
Armstrong, Cate....................Alabama
Azrin, Jessica .....................Oglethorpe
Bain, Mitchell ..........................Auburn
Baker, Anne Peyton............Vanderbilt
Balkovetz, Ann...............Georgia Tech
Barstein, Molly.......................Alabama
Bartels, Brandon......................Auburn
Beasley, Mary Stewart.............Auburn
Beatty, Madelyn ....................Alabama
Bedell, Emily .............................Tulane
Bemowski, Megan.........................Troy
Bennett, Davy.........................Alabama
Bermudez, David ..................Alabama
Berryhill, Robert................Undecided
Berryman, Peter......................Auburn
Bicksler, Jake............................Auburn
Black, Max ..............................Georgia
Blakely, Trace.........................Alabama
Blitz, Rebecca...........................Indiana
Bloodworth, Luke..........Hampden-Sydney
Bloomston, Annie...................Auburn
Bloomston, Eric ....................Alabama
Blum, John......................Georgia Tech
Bolus, Daniel..............................Tulane
Boozer, Alex.......Montana State, Bozeman
Boston, John ..........................Alabama
Boudreaux, Beau...........................UAB
Bowers, Han............................Samford
Bradford, John .......................Ole Miss
Bradley, Lucas ...............................UAB
Bramlett, Caroline.................Alabama
Branch, Hunter .......................Furman
Breckenridge, Max................Alabama
Brewster, Will.....Washington and Lee
Brinkley, John......................Transition
Bromberg, Gene ....................Alabama
Bromberg, Adelaide..............Alabama
Bromberg, Maddison............Alabama
Brown, Franklin.....................Alabama
Brown, Laurel......................Transition
Bruhn, Mims..........................Alabama
Bryant, Savanna.......................Auburn
Buchanan, John............................SMU
Buggay, Dara ...............................Duke
Burton, Olivia.................................Yale
Buzzard, Natalie.....................Alabama
Cain, Sarah.............................Alabama
Carpenter, Chris......................Auburn
Carr, Dera.................................Auburn
Carson, Frances ....................Alabama
Carter, Ella...................UC Santa Cruz
Casey, Matthew .................Emmanuel
Chapman, Austin ..................Samford
Chew, Cullen...........................Sewanee
Clark, Caroline ......................Alabama
Clutton, Elizabeth..................Ole Miss
Cochran, Adelaide...........Wake Forest
Cochran, Kayleigh...................Auburn
Cochran, Sam....Washington and Lee
Cole, William...........................Auburn
Collman, Davis......................Alabama
Compton, Lex..........................Auburn
Cooper, John............................Auburn
Cox, Taylor.............................Alabama
Crane, Benton..........................Auburn
Crenshaw, Mary Maude................BSC
Creveling, Isabel....................Alabama
Cross, Russell...........................Auburn
Crowe, Carson........................Samford
Cullinan, Riva.........................Hendrix
Davidson, Joseph.....................Auburn
Dawkins, Everette..................Alabama
DeBuys, Forrester..................Alabama
Delk, Larkin.............................Auburn
Diamond, Hannah.....South Alabama
Dickson, Drew...Tennessee Knoxville
Diehl, Dani..................Texas in Austin
Donald, Lizzy ........................Alabama
Doss, Wirth............................Alabama
Drew, Tillman..................Wake Forest
Dunn, Alan ............................Georgia
Dunn, Adelaide.......................Wofford
Eagan, Chris.............................Auburn
Edge, Nichole...............................Berry
Einhorn, Spencer........................Vassar
Elrefai, Nora............................Goucher
Embrey, Pearce...Washington and Lee
Ennis, Ian...................................Centre
Erba, Jake ..............................Michigan
Eyster, Taylor.................................UAB
Fasking, Emma...........Belmont Abbey
Faulconer, Libbie....................Millsaps
Findley, Grace .......................Alabama
Fitzpatrick, Noah......................Citadel
Flake, Bradford........................Auburn
Fleisher, Jake..........................Alabama
Fleisig, Rebecca......................Alabama
Fleming, Virginia ..................Alabama
Francis, Katherine.......Loyola Marymount
Friday, Sara Alan................Mississippi
Fullan, Mimi............................Georgia
Fulmer, Banks........................Alabama
Galloway, Russell...........................BSC
Gamble, David.......................Alabama
Gamble, Sally...........................Wofford
Garcia, Ben..........................Vanderbilt
Garrett, Austin.......................Ole Miss
Gauldin, Josie.................................BSC
Gibbons, Bailey........................Auburn
Glidewell, Zane .....................Alabama
Glover, Brooks.........................Auburn
Godwin, Katie Lupton..........Alabama
Goldschmidt, Kit.....................Auburn
Goolsby, Caroline...............Vanderbilt
Gorman, Claire ...............Notre Dame
Grant, Makenzie......................Auburn
Grantham, Jack .....................Alabama
Greene, Maggie .....................Alabama
Grizzle, Mary Martha...........Alabama
Haberstroh, Elizabeth............Sewanee
CLASS
OF
2014
PRIDE
Hager, Ellie.....................................BSC
Hamilton, Anne Merrick .....Alabama
Harmon, Christina .......................BSC
Harrison, Katie.......................Ole Miss
Harsh, Graham........................Auburn
Hauth, Patrick .......................Alabama
Hawk, Stewart..........................Auburn
Haynes, Bradley............................TCU
Haynes, Peggy........................Alabama
Healey, Anna Kate.................Ole Miss
Henderson, Turner..................Auburn
Henry, Thomas.........................Auburn
Herren, Wood ........................Auburn
Herron, Charles ....................Alabama
Hollis, Janey................................Tulane
Holman, Hinton....................Alabama
Hornsby, Mary Shelton...........Furman
Horton, John............................Auburn
Howe, Olivia ..........................Alabama
Hull, Turner ...........................Ole Miss
Hymer, Elizabeth...................Alabama
Ingram, Cecil.........................Alabama
Jackson, Ben...........................Alabama
Jackson, Alex ........................Kentucky
Jackson, Tatum.........................Rutgers
Jackson, Will............................Georgia
Jaffe, Tyler....................Texas in Austin
Johnston, Sophia................Gettysburg
Jones, Harrison...........Berklee College
Jones, Wheeler.........................Auburn
Jordan, Virginia.....................Alabama
Kahn, Dana.....................................LSU
Kahn, Ryan ............................Alabama
Kalish, Beatrice...................Undecided
Keim, Patrick............................Auburn
Kelly, Davis...............................Auburn
Kenan, Francie.......................Alabama
Kendrick, Hannah ................Alabama
Kilpatrick, Caroline...............Alabama
Kinney, Catherine....................Auburn
Klasing, Anita.......................Wyoming
Knight, Sidney........................Alabama
Lamar, Jackson.......................Alabama
Leak, Caroline....Washington and Lee
Leara, Demi............................Ole Miss
LeJeune, Allie...........................Auburn
Letzer, Elizabeth....................Alabama
Levine, Chase.............................Tulane
Lewis, Rick ............................Alabama
Limbaugh, Betsy.........Rhodes College
Little, Mary Nelson...................Mercer
Litvine, Jake........Loyola New Orleans
Lockett, Trey...........................Clemson
Lott, James................................Auburn
Lowman, Christian ...............Alabama
Luke, Catherine.......................Furman
Luttrell, Bo................................Auburn
Manley, Murray............................W&L
Marcus, Rachel....Missouri Columbia
Martin, Tucker ......................Alabama
Martin, Hallie................................Troy
Marx, Madeline.........................Centre
Mathews, Duncan...................Auburn
McCollough, Shelton............Alabama
McCullough, Carlisle............Alabama
McDaniel, Robin ..................Alabama
McDonald, Neil ....................Alabama
McDougal, Davis ..................Alabama
McDowell, Will.......................Sewanee
McFadden, Hampton............Ole Miss
McLean, Robert.......................Auburn
McMahon, John.....................Alabama
Medina, Deanna................Montevallo
Miles, Annie............................Auburn
Miles, Piper...............................Auburn
Miller, Maggie .......................Alabama
Milligan, Caroline...................Auburn
Mitchell, Garrett............................Troy
Mitchell, Taylor......................Alabama
Moncus, Burke.......................Alabama
Morrissette, Grace.................Alabama
Morrow, Mitchell...................Alabama
Mouyal, Hannah..................American
Mumm, Joshua...........South Alabama
Nabors, John David ..............Alabama
Nabors, Mary Chapman ......Alabama
Nathan, Rhea............................Auburn
Neal, Lucy.................................Auburn
Neal, Sam.......................................VMI
Nesbitt, Elise...........................Alabama
Neville, Daniel............North Alabama
Nguyen, Sunny..............Jefferson State
North, John.............................Ole Miss
Oakes, Kathryn .....................Alabama
Ogilvie, Collie........................Alabama
Parker, Sarah Sims ................Alabama
Parrott, Reid............................Samford
Patterson, Wesley...................Alabama
Pearce, Tom..............................Auburn
Peck, Cole...........Washington and Lee
Pell, Buddy .............................Alabama
Perkinson, James.....................Auburn
Perrine, George .......................Auburn
Peters, Alex.........................Undecided
Petro, Carlee...................................BSC
Pewitt, Louise.........................Ole Miss
Pewitt, James...................Georgia Tech
Phillips, Frank.....................Vanderbilt
Pinson, Mary Katherine.........Auburn
Pitman, Margaret.....................Auburn
Potter, Barrett .................................Lee
Powell, Caroline.......................Auburn
Powell, Kate..............................Auburn
Poynor, Mills .........................Alabama
Price, Walt .............................Alabama
Pugh, Shane............................Alabama
Putnam, Amelia.....................Alabama
Reamer, Hope.........................Samford
Reddy, Rachael............Texas in Austin
Reis, Will.................................Alabama
Resha, John.............................Ole Miss
Reynolds, Kary ......................Alabama
Riley, Sarah.........................High Point
Roberson, Mary Nix......................BSC
Robinson, Indigo...........................Troy
Robinson, Ruth......................Alabama
Rodgers, Abbie ......................Alabama
Rogers, Shiraze......UNC Wilmington
Routman, Jenna....................Alabama
Royer, Jack .............................Alabama
Russell, Austin..........................Auburn
Ruttenberg, Alexa..................Alabama
Sanderson, Bailey...................Alabama
Sanderson, Hannon...............Alabama
Schultz, Alex.............................Auburn
Screven, Lara..................................BSC
Scruggs, Alex....Southern Union State
Sears, Drew...............................Auburn
Seeger, Katherine ..................Alabama
Segal, Jack.................................Auburn
Selesky, Maggie......................Alabama
Sewell, Walker .......................Alabama
Shallcross, Amelie..............Charleston
Shea, Courtney.........................Auburn
Shearer, Ben ..........................Alabama
Sheffield, Annie.........Mississippi State
Sheffield, Maddie.....................Auburn
Shelton, Ana.......................Undecided
Shows, Anna.......................Undecided
Shows, Reid ...........................Alabama
Shufflebarger, Chamblee.......Bowdoin
Sims, Annabelle.......................Auburn
Skinner, Logan.......................Alabama
Slaughter, Davidson............. Alabama
Smith , Tre ..................South Alabama
Smith, Adele..............Mississippi State
Smith, Anna................................Baylor
Smith, Arthur.........................Ole Miss
Smith, Ben.....................................UAB
Smith, Camille.........................Auburn
Stagno, Laura.....Washington and Lee
Stewart, Sam ..........................Alabama
Struthers, Holly........................Auburn
Tannehill, Sara.........................Auburn
Taylor, Herron..........................Auburn
Taylor, Lottice...................Wake Forest
Terry, Mary Helen..................Samford
Thompson, Ken.......................Auburn
Tovar, Laura............................Alabama
Troiano, Margy........................Millsaps
Tully, John...............................Alabama
Turner, Anderson..................Alabama
Tynes, William.........................Auburn
Tyson, Mae Rose....................Alabama
Van Elkan, Katherine..................Lasell
Vogtle, Stringer......................Alabama
Wagnon, Emily...................Texas State
Waldrop, Mary Glenn...........Alabama
Waterman, Noah....................Ole Miss
Webb, Thomas........................Ole Miss
Weinacker, Jacob............................BSC
Weissman, Matthew...........Undecided
West, Hallie............................Alabama
Wetzler, Mary Parker.............Alabama
White, Charles.........................Auburn
White, Allan..........................Alabama
White, Jake ..............................Auburn
Williams, Hannah...................Auburn
Wilson, Virginia....................Alabama
Winn, Anne Baxley...............Alabama
Wood, Ford...................................SMU
Wood, Selah............................Samford
Wooley, Jake.............................Full Sail
Wright, Mary Fran.......................TCU
Wu, Michelle..................Virginia Tech
York, Eli.............................Americorps
Yu, Eddy.........Washington University
College Choices

2. 2Senior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
I, Reed Franklin Adams, being
of Sound mind and Swole body,
do hereby leave:
Lawton Sparks: My football
number. May he wear it well.
Reid Pyburn: My sense of hu-mor,
you're welcome.
Buddy Pell: Fraternities
Jake White: Am I right?
Christian Anderson: My heart.
Mr. Perez: My protein bottle,
and five million dollars in an
offshore account.
The back guard: A Gatorade.
Jake Jordan: I don’t know.
Mr. Weatherly: Sweaters.
I, Peyton Alexander, being of
clean mind and unscathed body.
do hereby leave:
Ella "Watermelonandrea" Carter:
I leave all of watermelons inside
of watermelons.
Allye "Al Dawg" Lott: This is how
I'm breaking up with you.
Mckinley Hamilton: I leave the
senior can be friends with soph-omore
group me to you.
Ford Alexander: I leave the lega-cy
of THE Reagan Alexander.
Catherine Luke: I leave my
brother, Watts.
Mary Parker Wetzler: Prius
Kneily McDonald: Lifetime sup-ply
of crispitos
Gracie Morrisette: hugs
Shane Pugh: a pet lion and his
own jungle
Mitchell Bain: my aplia password
Logan Skinner: nothing, I'm
taking his dog
Ford Wood: Mentone, Alabama
Wesley Patterson: Honda CR-V
Holly Struthers: Jake
Jake Fleisher: Holly
Sarah Riley: free trip to the pan-try
Christian Lowman: brand name
crocs
Courtney Shea: the corner
I, Christian Anderson, being of
sound mind and swole body do
hereby leave:
Michael Matsos: my legacy
Reid Pyburn: my paper crown
from burger king
Lawton Sparks: my heart
Jacob Carroll: my snapping foot-ball
Maggie Beasley: a textbook
Austin Gandler: my box of peeps
left over from Easter
Hill Kirkland: boots and mud
Andrew King: my pants from
music tech
I, Cate Armstrong, being of "she
know she bad" mind and body
do hereby leave:
Virginia Wilson: Pat, project x,
holiday assembly, Mr. Johnson,
Ole Miss DJ, Carson Legg
Molly Barstein: Jim Lewis, Don-na
Greene, and Susan Green
Anne Baxley Winn: Crawford's
farm, ride home from ttown,
money
Madelyn Beatty: cheese balls,
Tundra, Trace's house
Sarah Cain: new car seat, Trey
Hambre, my dignity
Virginia Jordan: alarm, Eric
Church, the bag
Mills Poynor and Ben Garcia:
Jubel
Frances Morris: ride home from
soccer
The Sword & Shield
Co-Editor-in-Chief: Olivia Burton
Co-Editor-in-Chief: Rick Lewis
Art & Photography Editor: Claire Davis
News Editor: Kary Reynolds
Sports Editor: Alec Lewis
Features Editor: Ben Jackson
Opinions Editor: Mary Nix Roberson
Reviews Editor: Brooks Glover
Business Manager: Mathilde Sharman
Managing Editor: Chandler Gory
Staff Writers
Sponsors: Ms. Catherine Lowe and Mr. Peter Perez
Letters to the Editors Policy
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the right to edit any letters for grammar, length, or libel; however, the
meaning will be preserved. Whenever possible, changes made with a letter will
be discussed with the author prior to publication. All letters must be signed, but
names may be withheld upon request. Email letters to gosands@gmail.com.
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John Cooper
Will Davis
Chandler Gory
Margaret Heath
Natalie Jones
Scott Lepley
Caroline Lowe
Coke Matthews
Frances Hancock
Chamblee Shufflebarger
John Sisson
Brooke Tucker
Daniel Bolus
Madeline Mitchell
Maddie Sheffield
This issue is dedicated to the talented,
good-looking, smart, successful, cultured,
and ground-breaking 2014 senior class.
It is the opinion of the outgoing editors
that this was the best senior class of 2014
Mountain Brook has ever seen. So, dear
readers, please take the time to revel in
our list of college decisions, laugh and cry
while perusing the senior wills, and stand
tall and salute your school while scanning
the achievement/championship sections.
In addition, take time (an hour, ok,
maybe a half hour, fine, 10 seconds, but
really) to think about the gifted journal-istic
crew of The Sword & Shield. We’ve
toiled away for many hours, burning both
the midnight and midday oil, to produce
a quality paper for your enjoyment. We’d
like to thank our staff members for their
hard work this year as well as congratulate
John Sisson and Claire Davis for being
next year’s co-editors-in-chief.
So, Mountain Brook, enjoy your sum-mer.
Take long strolls on the beach while
reading Beowulf, kayak down the Cahaba
while screaming Pitbull’s “Timber” fea-turing
Kesha, and walk off into the sunset
being sent on your way by Rusted Root’s
1995 hit single, “Send Me on My Way.”
In life we’ll be faced with many hard
choices. High school is rough, college is
a strange new world, and the real world?
Well, we couldn’t tell you.
That’s all, folks!
Olivia and Rick
Outgoing Co-editors-in-Chief

3. Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Senior Wil3ls I, Anne Peyton Baker, being of
Cathy mind and pale body do
hereby leave:
Cile Baker: starting our days at
3am, taking care of my car, word-ing
my instagrams
Maggie Hightower: responsibility
of Cile, family photos/instagrams
Paul Roth: Relay For Life of
Mountain Brook, purple toilets,
extension cords, 7:30am meet-ings
Katie Reiss: also Relay For Life of
Mountain Brook, running hys-terically
to put out fires, "minute"
taking, lots of meetings
Caroline Boone and Elizabeth
DeAtkin- upholding the intel-lectual
standard of the Mountain
Brook Spartan softball team
Elizabeth DeAtkin (again): car
rides home, even though you left
me for your Range Rover (I've
still gotcha, though, don't worry)
Allye Lott: keeping D's nickname
alive, early morning car rides
Caroline Moore- first base drills,
bottom locker conversations
Haley Fenn- the most heartfelt
greetings in the world
I, Emily Bedell, being of great
mind and better body do hereby
leave:
Frances Patrick: Hawaiian king
rolls, rafting, and crest white
strips
Patrick Woodson Abele: modesty
and $50
Mims Bruhn: another dance with
Turner
Amelie: a trip to see our grand-mothers
Carlisle McCullough: a lighter to
burn Brandon's football sweat-shirt
Maddison Bromberg: swimming
at Umas
Madelyn Beatty: caribou lou and
taco bell
Rachael Reddy: bouschhh
Sarah "Booty" Berryman: one or
two VS gift cards
Michael Clark: a PhD in couples
therapy
Brantley Sanders: complete au-thority
over Sanders
Caroline Kennedy & Sanders
Reed: "y'all don't even know what
fat is"
Caroline Barber: something
Arthur: my heart
I, Davy Bennett, being of sharp
mind and dad body do hereby
leave:
Michael Matsos: My entire
collection of right wing books
and my Rand Paul 2016 Bumper
Sticker
I, Jake Bicksler, being of sar-castic
mind and whole body. do
hereby leave:
Andrew Autrey: #2 and sarcasm
Eliza Harmon: car paint
Charlie Fell: Game Boys
I, Trace Blakely, being of sound
mind and body do hereby leave:
Harrison Pyburn: I leave my
cowboy boots and Lynyrd Sky-nyrd's
"simple man"
Hill Kickland: I leave my athletic
ability and incredible hands
I, Annie Bloomston, being of a
sassy mind and short body do
hereby leave:
Lizzy Donald: instrumental
Drake/Weezy CD, cookie brown-ies,
camera roll for endless self-ies,
Stace salad, 594266 pairs of
returned nike shorts and tshirts,
copy of our mixtape, mud mask
recipe, body paint for future New
Year celebrations, & gummy
vitamins
Mary Chapman Nabors: boy
scent, Shoefly VIP member pass,
cackaw call, To-mas, Hey Arnold
handshake, strobe lights, rotis-serie
chicken, Vestavia circling, &
cookie dough squares
Mary Virginia Adams: egg drive-by,
Tanner and Lucifer, Lilly Pu-litzer,
precal friends, & life supply
of sprays
Thomas Webb: Lyman Ward
cheer and Maki Fresh shirts,
Jennica, macaqueforsale.tumblr.
com, grandma's chocolate chip
pancakes, & Seaside,FL
Rhonda Guillory: my heart, spir-it,
and all my love
I, Daniel Bolus, being of nerd
mind and Lebanese body do
hereby leave:
Vince Bolus: continued access to
the Bolus cloud, the last of the
Bolus clan name, Mrs. King's
nasty glares, apple pie, and a
book with random facts
Band SENIORS: a free trip to
New Orleans, a campout at Band
Camp to watch the new fresh-man,
and an awesome gradua-tion
The Saxy Saxophone Section: the
new fruit of the year- kiwi
Chandler: Co-chair of the Band
relay team, unlimited fruit, a new
neckstrap
Anne Marie: Co-chair of the
Band relay team, all one's in Solo
& Ensemble, sass
Greg: section leader, olympic
reruns, soprano sax solos
Millie: a seat next to Greg, sar-casm
Mary Katherine: a device that
allows you to find anything you
lose
Allen: real reeds, a free ticket to
annoy the rest of the section
Trumpets: an even bigger ego
Clarinets: new reeds!
Flutes: a portal to the back of the
room
Oboes: ?????
Horns: a new lightbulb for your
band camp oasis
Percussion: unlimited heads
Tenor Saxes: stickers with Neville
on them
Trombones: free hugs from dad-dy
Baritones: swag
Tubas: something that will shock
Nick everytime he says a corny
joke
Color Guard: new flags, more
superior ratings
Dorians: bus rides with blaring
music, unlimited nerd dress-up
days
Scholar's Bowl: unlimited knowl-edge,
winning more matches
next year, cookies
Band Relay for Life Team: more
rejections, more generous old
ladies, kazoo wars
Sword&Shield: more late articles,
a long list of senior wills, ads,
misspelllings
THElunch table: a new game
called 2049
Colin: headphones, a toy that will
entertain TJ forever, and unlimit-ed
sandwiches
I, Alex Boozer, being of mathe-matically
gifted mind and mus-cular
body, do hereby leave:
Ethan Hughes: my bathroom
window
Taylor Eyster: my golf game
Patrick Keim: the ability to de-cipher
a Tampa Two defense in
accordance with a lethal down-field
passing attack
I, Beau Boudreaux, being of
open mind and exhausted body,
do hereby leave:
Eden: my love, and my English
required reading books
Butch: the stability of the band.
Godspeed, my son.
Griselle: the state of Arizona
Mr. Lasater: my 'You Shall Not
Pass' stamp
Dr. Foster: several Black Sabbath
and Queen records
Kincaid: a spray bottle for new
choir members

4. 4Senior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Mr. Major: Asymptotes
Curly: Charter Internet
Linda: All of my Kevin Smith
films
I, Han Bowers, being of free
mind and zebra body do hereby
leave:
Austin Gandler, Elijah Welman
and Meg: my Munchies stock
Pile
I, Lucas Bradley, being of artistic
mind and loving body do hereby
leave:
Mr. Tilton: my expertise in acting
for college and for the nearby
future
Reid Parrott: Alabama beat Texas
Austin Russell: Heather Ram,
whoever you inherit her to
Mrs. Byars Smith: brilliant Latin
scholars for Mr. Lasater next year
Mr. Rotter: thank you for helping
me in Economics
Mrs. McGuire: an excellent time
spent with a lovable student
I, Caroline Bramlett, being of
vacation mind and home body.
do hereby leave:
Annie B: my singing voice, melis-sa,
Gilchrist
Mae: a new perfect picture, house
alarm
V dub: pink razr, sbx, your tram-poline
Allie: elliott, bday party, 4 more
seconds
Sarah: wwe, cate
Cate: bath tub promises, junk
food tees, sophomore ride home,
all my tank tops
Vflem: the window, pageant,
bleiberg, a pink chord
Patrick: alabama football, mag-gie,
my laptop
Maddie b: sbx, bridesmaids,
twin, drive from ttown to auburn
to nashville
Emily: Wade
Boozer: my hand in marriage
Pat: Sara Anne, Burns
Liz: a German Shepherd puppy
Anderson: a new jacket, seaside
Virginia J: every hs sporting
event
Francie: "friend", snapchat
Molly: free people, Donna
Stringer: my class
Maggs: willow point
I, Maddison Bromberg, being of
a mad man mind and a come at
me body do hereby leave:
Ashleigh Pugh: Daddy Max
Carlisle McCullough: The farm, a
snack for bean dip, and a window
to close.
Mims Bruhn: A paper sack
Ben Shearer: A giant peach
Cole Peck: A Tshirt
Molly Barstein: Seaside Pool and
the farm
Elizabeth Hymer: Edward Aldag
and the baseball field
Mae Rose Tyson: Will Nichols
Isabelle Mulkin: A pack of water
bottles
Shelton McCollough: A Bath tub
and The Jackson Five
Madelyn Beatty: your roof top
Emily Bedell: The river
I, Franklin Brown, being of
sound mind and sound body, do
hereby leave:
The Eagans: I leave my gate key
Jack McPherson: I leave my math
notes
Camille Jernigan: I leave my yeti
Parker Crane: I leave a little per-sonality
Ella Jernigan: I leave my mirror
Madeline DeBuys: I leave a mem-bership
to the tanning bed
Burke Moncus: I leave my alarm
clock
I, Mims Bruhn, being of sound
mind and sound body, do hereby
leave:
Emily Bedell: Everything Arthur
Arthur Smith: Everything Emily
Amelie Shallcross: Kyle Cavander
and money for a cab
Frances Patrick: Babybites and
Maturity
I, Dara Buggay, being of sound
mind and body do hereby leave:
Maggie: amici in aeternum.
Thanks for being my study buddy
for all those stressful, sleepless
nights. All hail to Mr. Steam
Shirazeh: Thanks for always
going along with my dumb ideas.
You're my forever workout and
karaoke partner.
George: You are the peanut to my
butter. Thanks for making my life
an adventure. My sun & my stars,
khal drogo.

5. Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Senior Wil5ls I, Olivia Burton, being of sec-ond-
semester senior mind and
pale body, do hereby leave:
Claire Davis and John Sisson:
the power of the press, unlimited
access to the computer lab, and
everything I know about fonts
The rest of the newspaper staff:
due dates
George Keller: a parking spot
next to somebody who parks
better than I do
Mathilde Sharman: the staff cam-era
and the staff head-scratcher
Ms. Lowe: another painting of
that naked woman from The
Awakening walking into the
ocean, 37 illuminati sticky-notes
hidden around your room, and a
Diet Coke
Mr. Perez: another newspaper
conference
Mountain Brook High School:
the word "the" in front of The
Sword & Shield.
I, Sarah Cain, being of mind and
tart body do hereby leave:
Cate Armstrong: catch phrase, a
new babysitter, Naked and Afraid
Molly Barstein: rabbit babies, Jus-tin/
Austin/ Cody, a roommate
Virginia Wilson: shirt-jacket,
Peacock by Katy Perry, Arnie
Attack, long lost brother
Madelyn Beatty: Treys, spare tire,
Granger Smith
Anne Baxley Winn: washboard,
nail clippers, Friday Night Cook-outs
Virginia Jordan, Elizabeth Hym-er,
Virginia Wilson: wax cheese
Stringer Vogtle: a snowball
Mills Poynor: Mary Kate and
Ashley
Cate, Molly, Madelyn, Virginia:
Mr. Johnson, Cal
Virginia Cain: pants
Joe Donald: yard sign
That Girl: my leopard shirt
I, Dera Carr, being of white
mind and black body do hereby
leave:
Adelaide Kimberly: all my food
Aleeyah Gibbons: #StayInYoLane
Ellen Berryhill: my stool in
meadows
John Resha: strawberries in your
locker
I, Ella Carter, being of California
mind and sun kissed body do
hereby leave:
Mrs. Gray's 3rd period: all of my
special qualities
Mrs. King: my highschool career
Pey Pey (pp): the reason why
Miley can't stop
Mary Fran: 3rd nine weeks se-nior
year, my childhood
Señora Price: Guatemala, and a
babysitter
Mary Martha: Tim, my custom-ized
Adidas tennis shoes
Stag: a single boy, 90210, and
Ferrell
The clan: my loyalty
Eliza: my love
MBHS: #swag
I, Caroline Clark, being of cou-gar
mind and twerking body do
hereby leave:
Ella: flying hotdogs and the
lauren welks show because that is
the only way to define our rela-tionship
Neil: Fresh Market and Stephen
Peyton: Beau's paw in marriage
Mary Chapman: hands to syn-chronize
dance with, all our
traumatizing times in Binet, last
but NEVER least FD!!!!
Mare: teen angst, tumblr rela-tionships,
altamont, the BCC
lounge room
Kaylor Kidd and Chacelor Rog-ers:
I leave you both Soca and
many more sessions with Debo-naire
Anne Pickering: Mr. Meadows. I
would leave you more but he is a
lot to handle
Olivia: my family of squirrels for
your amusement, roomie dance,
and a mermaid tail
Shane: the clan and canal
Mckinley: the relief of knowing
shane is gone
Laura: I leave you boxing, spring
break, Sigma Nu, and ratchet red
head
Grace: twerking, candice swane-poel,
preacher's son, and dke
Courtney: Photography drama
Hinton: outdoor shower
I, Elizabeth Clutton, being of
unsatisfied mind and eager body
do hereby leave:
Baily Martin: my steadfast love
and appreciation for your amaz-ing
friendship, and my mom
Maggie Clemmons: a bottle of
Gatorade and some Advil, have
fun in college

6. 6Senior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Carlin Pittman: all of my laugh-ter
Will Hargrove: the best friend
anyone could ask for, and family
dinners
Frances Morris: my career ambi-tions
I, Riva Cullinan, being of ques-tionable
mind and short body do
hereby leave:
My dearest cat Schultz: my undy-ing
affection, my unused grade
12 vocab book, and a long stand-ing
invitation to come live in my
dorm room.
Will hunt: the stuff (you know
which)
Sammy: all my Latin notes from
the past 6 years,
Charlie Geiss: a new pen
Erica Nelson: Cat
Will Royer: a pound ten
Brock: my collection of pony tail
holders
William Scott: my cockney ac-cent
Mary Katherine parrot: a foun-tain
I, Everette Dawkins, being of
open mind and Loreal self tanner
body do hereby leave:
Casey Fann: a trip to a deep sea
vent to visit your ancestors, my
phone number and snapchat
Ellen: Jesse and Glenn
Makenzie Grant: Iron Tribe
workouts (Paleo), overalls for
farm college next year
Mrs. Burns: sass
Margy: pockets, memories of
Josh
Mrs. Cammarata: cat poems and
conserving paper
Colee: science rules
Jack Royer: Thursdays, power
walks, the news
Rick Lewis: our next four years
together
Reed "Junie" Adams: chacos with
socks
Ken, Branch, and Brew: Hooters
Buddy Pell: the equation of life,
football = girls
The Newscavemen (and women):
the Newscave
I, Larkin Delk, being of full
mind and cash body. do hereby
leave:
Patrick Keim: A good golf game
Henry Abbott: An Avalon
Jake White: Some squeeze
Jack Grantham: Some mud
Buddy Pell: Sack
Alan Dunn: New legs
I, Drew Dickson, being of swole
mind and intelligent body do
hereby leave:
John Horton: 2 packs of double
stuffed oreos, a whole 2 liter bot-tle
of Dr. Pepper, and 2 chicken
sandwiches.
Brooks Glover: A Joy Divi-sion
record that will never get
warped.
John Cooper: Some Italian
Cheesy Bread from Little Cae-sar's.
Kit Goldschmidt: All of those
terrible movies we made in 6th
grade.
Jim, Jack, and Will: Young Mods
and Rob Ford's continued pros-perity.
Eli York and Ben Jackson: The
chance to beat Robert Redford in
a cross country ski race.
Chase Levine: An opportunity to
go fishing with Larry.
George Perrine: The 35's. One
day...
Louis Wade: Come out and sup-port.
Tom Pearce: A nice, firm hand-shake.
George Keller: A ride.
I, Dani Diehl, being of sound
mind and body do hereby leave:
Vflem: wiz khalifa tickets, Ali's
room, brown brownie batter
Annie: rubber bands, a boot,
Mario, flirting lessons
Allie: maroon 5 tickets, camp
lake in the woods
piper: a place to sleep in Austin :)
I, Lizzy Donald, being of imag-inative
mind and tall body do
hereby leave:
Annie Bloomston: my mom's
orzo recipe, all my nike shorts,
big joe, the crawfish boil, six
inches of my height, Zach from
Wisconsin, harry, bates motel,
shakira hips, 3FF, jazzercise
Mary Chapman Nabors: end-less
trips to maki, my cousins,
the fault in our stars, my tie dye
shirt, vine direct messaging, ico-na
pop, 3FF, ginny and andrew
carney
Mary Virginia Adams: my ha-tred
for glaciers, the top bunk at
camp, the great state of alaska,
my love of harriet, kk, every fam-ily
holiday
Joe Donald: my favorite pair of
sweatpants
Virginia Wilson: my little brother
Annie Lovelady: my entire closet
Abbie Rodgers: never ending
free period, car rides to awkward
situations
Laura Tovar: free cups of coffee
and water, lifetime supply of
sessions at the bed, anna ergish,
p!nk
Amelie Shallcross: my 4,277 likes
on vine, tony tomahawk, choir
Thomas Webb: american horror
story, lakeshore trail
I,Tillman Drew, being of moist
mind and crusty body do hereby
leave:
Emmie Stutts: I leave the Faulk-ner
Legacy, as bestowed to me.
Griffin Osborne: I leave my

7. Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Senior Wil7ls championship bow tie, computer,
and presidency.
Ryan Fredella: to my prodigy I
leave The Order.
Vincent Z: I leave my business
and livelihood on the condition
he remembers it's always a good
time to make a sale.
Keller Briley: And to Keller, I
leave a brand new nose.
I, Adelaide Dunn, being of un-conventional
mind and un-ath-letic
body do hereby leave:
Other Adelaide: your (our)
name. And, (let's be honest) the
Muse in two years.
Catagain: The Muse. May the
force be ever in your favor.
Cleary Gray: My proverbial park-ing
spot. And all the Britney you
could ever hope for.
Kristin: I don't actually have
anything to leave you, but come
visit me.
Gaines: Halley, I guess. But I'm
still her favorite. You can have
Stephen, though.
Katie: I leave the youth group in
your hands. Good luck (you'll
need it).
Lizzie: STAIR. Even if you
choose not to take the job.
Elizabeth: Take care of our fami-ly.
Also my closet.
Will: Ambassadors. Have fun
with that one, bud.
I, Ian Ennis being of semi sane
mind and body do hereby leave:
Madeline Marx: my bear and
computer so you can finally get
some good music as well as all
the chocolate you can find
Pearce Embrey: my calculus
binder
Sam Neal: my climbing shoes
Luke Bloodworth: my chalk bag
Austin Garrett: my red cleats and
poster of Wayne Rooney
Russell Cross: my Manchester
United flag
Elizabeth Clutton: a copy of
Headband by B.o.B.
Adelaide Dunn: a Centre sticker
for your car
Chamblee Shufflebarger: a pic-ture
of Mrs. Burns's wall quotes
Michelle Wu: my GSA T-shirt
Mrs. Sam: my soccer jersey from
senior year
Janey Hollis: my entire collection
of CDs because Simon and Gar-funkel
won't cut it in college 71
Madeline Marx: my bear and
my computer so you can finally
get some good music as well as
all the chocolate you can find!
Moooooooooo A&F
Elizabeth Clutton: a copy of
Headband by B.o.B.
Adelaide Dunn: a Centre sticker
for your car
Pearce Embrey: my calculus
binder
Luke Bloodworth: my chalk bag
and tape
Sam Neal: my climbing shoes
Russell Cross: my Manchester
United flag
Austin Garrett: my red cleats and
my poster of Wayne Rooney
Mrs. Sam: my soccer jersey from
senior year
Michelle Wu: my GSA T-shirt
Mary Nix Roberson: my satiric
essay
Chamblee Shufflebarger: a break-up
cookie from Church Street
Janey Hollis: my CD collection
because Simon and Garfunkel
won't cut it in college
Deanna Medina: my confidence
to believe she can become a
rockstar
I, Jake Erba, being of sound and
Extremely Hot ;) body, do hereby
leave:
William Pankey- my black but-ton
down
Austin Russell- 200 dollar gift
card to Chen Express
Michelle Wu- Ramen Noodles
Trey Lockett- fourty gallon bottle
of conditioner
Maddy Rosenthal- A Lav, be-cause
emcees are ridiculous
I, Libbie Faulconer, being
of street smart mind and fair
skinned body do hereby leave:
Charlotte McRae: I leave you the
troopaaa
Julia Belle Pope: I leave you head
nods in the hallway
Margy Troiano: I leave you my ex
Annie Wyatt: I leave you our
choir thrones
Laura Tovar: I leave you every-thing
I owe you
Sarah Sims Parker: I leave you
all the clothes I've borrowed and
ukulele lessons
Will McDowell: I leave you all
marine organisms
I, Grace Findley, being of rad
mind and having a body do here-by
leave:
Leslie Allen Brown: a million
husky puppies, lots of kittens,
and Krispy Kreme doughnut
runs
Stephanie Webster: the dark
moon emoji
Chandler Gory: the super rad
sunglass emoji, Marcus Mum-ford,
and Ezra Koenig
Madeline Mitchell: another year
of drumline and a cow
William Pankey: a lifetime sup-ply
of Pop-Tarts (your choice of
flavor) and Beyonce. Hey, maybe
you and Beyonce can eat Pop-
Tarts together!
James Lott: the promise of a glare
at the 2014 Iron Bowl (rollti-de4life)
and two years of Mrs.
King's wonderful notes
Daniel Bolus: just one year of
Mrs. King's notes and surprise
sleepovers when it snows
I, Virginia Anne Fleming, being
of an A+ mind and body. do
hereby leave:
Will Brewster: I leave you Zax-by's.
Carlton Cooper: I leave you my
baby, Caico.
Alex Boozer: I leave you a park-ing
spot at my house forever.
Tucker Ellis: I leave you Tim
McGraw.
Piper Miles: I leave you my
neighbor.
Maggie Greene: I leave you 12
flights of stairs to climb up every
day next year.
Dani Diehl: I leave you Carter
Thomas
Annie Miles: I leave you my cat,
Abbie
Mae Rose Tyson: I leave you the
Clementine
Allie LeJeune: I leave you ice
drinks and mallows
Caroline Bramlett: I leave you
nothing because you're about
to have to put up with me for a
year;)
I, Russell Galloway, being of
uncle mind and Rus body, do
hereby leave:
Austin Chapman: The Jackson-

8. 8Senior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
ville Landing Tee, never forget
Nov. 13, 2003.
Scott Lepley: My 1996 Atlanta
Olympic Gear
Tom Pearce: 20 Boxes of Matches
Will Jackson: A non-functional
Third Eye
Sam Cochran: W&L CC
Jack Fitzpatrick: The Rug, the
real 3AM, Live in the X-Lounge
(just keep it)
Allan White: the stuffed mole, 8
years of friendship and 88 more
to come!, all of my Southern
Marsh, Southern Tide, Every-thing
Southern, Southern Shirt
Co., Southern Proper, Birming-ham
Southern, Vineyard Vines,
Guy Harvey, Kavu, and Costal
Cotton clothes, my Costas, AFT-COs,
Sperry Top Siders, Birken-stocks,
Rainbows, Toms, Sanuks,
Georgia Boots, Merrells, Five
Fingers, Chacos, Cole Haans,
and Crocs
Peyton Alexander: Steve's entire
closet
Rick Lewis: Jimmy=Herb
Trey Lockett: 13 Gallons of Kool
Aid
Jack Royer: Dakota
Bailey Womack: Cousin Gruh
Drew Williams: My hand-held
CD Player
Jessica Molloy: My Disposable
Camera
Stewart Hawk: You still go here?
Davis Kelly: Did you steal my
$0.05?
Emily Bedell: a spot on the wait-ing
list
Katherine Dodson: Spot #4 on
The List
Helen: I forgot your last name
but spot #7
Frances Patrick: My Arizona
license plate name tag (keep it)
Marshall Smith: Too much to fit
into this little newspaper bro. See
me in person, or call (555-4386)
between 9-5 Mon. - Fri. for more
info.
Michael Clark: 1 black Nike left
foot sock, 1 Pair Costa del Mar
sunglasses polarized lenses with
leopard spotted pattern, 1 pair
women's Nike Zoom Structure
Lunarglides size 7.5, Did anyone
else know there was a lake in the
middle of Crestline?
William Dodson: Sunny Islands
Trace Blakely: A chest bump
Wayne Ingram: Closing Time,
Mr. Galloway
Monty Miller: Wayne Ingram
Tracy Chapman: A Fast Car
Chamblee Shufflebarger: 6 Ceil-ing
pull-ups
Murray Manley: Surprise Dinner
Visits
Amelie Shallcross: Crash Into Me
Anne Baxley Winn: Surface level
conversations
Brandon Bartels: Watch out for
the 77-53-16-1 4-18! He is 31-
39!!
Virginia Jordan: double date with
Patrick Wilder
Wirth Doss: Sauce! You get my
"Roo-Cup" man!
Pete Berryman: He goes by On-drew
Grayson Capstickdale
Reed Adams: This is...
Everyone: Chain-mail through
college and into young adult life!
I, Katie Lupton Godwin, being
of mind and body, do hereby
leave:
Clair Godwin: an alarm clock,
Wendy's chicken nuggets, and no
padding
Abby Oliver: a TRULY open
house & heavy shoes
Annie Wyatt and Kate Speyer: a
cot in my tut dorm
Ella O'Neil: a Victoria's Secret
catalogue & a place in my family
Jake Bice: a bottle of cake
8th period math: group me & a
shrek costume
Mrs McGovern: "sin & debauch-ery!!!"
To anyone I left out: an "I'm sor-ry"
pizza (princess diaries style)
I, Kit Goldschmidt, being of
cloudy mind and wandering
body do hereby leave:
Ella Jernigan: Sierra Mist
Victor O'Connor: Muffins
George Keller: an A+ in art
Lucy Gardner: St. Mary's
I, Makenzie Grant, being of
questionable mind possible body
do hereby leave:
Reid Grant: My car (even though
it's not really my choice)
Anne Peyton: nothing, quit fol-lowing
me
Lane: my sense of fashion be-cause
you need it
Everette: notes in the right for-mat
Rick: the vicious chipmunk
Ralph (Rico)
Ben Jackson: my sarcasm
Youth Group: bonfires
I, Maggie Greene, being of a
tall mind and a midget body do
hereby leave:
Mae Rose Tyson: a GPS system,
tennis lessons, birthday cake gas
station coffee, the bed next to the
door
Patrick Keim: the drive to TITLE
town
Allie LeJeune: Kenny
Elizabeth Hymer: Chuck and the
tutwiler penthouse
Virginia Fleming: Tim Mcgraw
concert, a million diet cokes
Piper Miles: Elizabeth Hope
Hymer, gas station coffee
Madelyn Beatty: a popcorn buck-et,
a pound of butter
Virginia Wilson: Leah's, Tin Roof
wings

9. Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
Senior Wil9ls Virginia Jordan: a rose from foot-ball
senior night, Iguana Grill's
lights
Anne Baxley Winn: the home-coming
needle, gas pedal, baby
hairs, cannon corey
Mary Katherine Pinson: 100 SPF
sunscreen
Mary Farley Stevens: our little
sister
Kaylyn Greene: a herd of sheep,
tan towels
Ben Rysedorph: my parents
Patrick Keim: 2013 Keim Christ-mas
card
Dani Diehl: instagram followers
Sarah Cain: bagels
Molly Barstein: a bucket of pony-tails
I, Elizabeth Haberstroh, being
of silly mind and Jennifer Con-nelly
(Labyrinth) body, do hereby
leave:
Emily Wagnon: Warrior cats
for life, the best of spongebob,
mrrrrrow, your family and I have
a date to watch Harvey don't you
worry.
Yampolsky & Graves: the ham-mer.
Use it well.
Virginia White: may I take your
hat sir
Dmitrius: you are so weird, var-sity
or die, looks like it broke us
instead
Meg & Lewis: the golden days
of jv, adventure time love, jcrew,
food
Murray: never ending adven-tures,
the best chats
boogie: growing up, music, the
pool in liberty park, josh how's
that pepper
Hannah Kendrick: partay, the
interstate between t-town and
sewanee, homecoming issues
Charley Dye: Manchester United,
the karate kid, big texas
Blum & Pewitt: I'm a ramblin
wreck, chats
xc/track girls: much love
I, Anne Merrick, being of mer-maid
mind and mermaid body
do hereby leave:
Shane: not my sister
Mary Parker: Chevy truck and
Chuck Bass... sorry Morgan
Laura: dwade
Alan and Chris: @naaaatkaaat
Grace: Chris
Peyton: leather crocs
Christian: real crocs
maggie: JCrew
Carol: sophomores
Sarah: Court
Ella: Clay
I, Stewart Hawk, being of redon-culous
mind and bodacious body
do hereby leave:
Griff: My endless knowledge
Ryan: consistency over a long
period of time
Marsh: the column in the locker
room
Jess: a certain Black Eyed Peas
song...
Drew: Locker 26, all of its con-tents,
and the responsibilities that
lie within.
Spence: the treasure chest
I, Janey Hollis, being of tall mind
and short body do hereby leave:
Kayleigh Cochran: Not just any
pizza, the supreme, I swear
Dera Carr: Mason, he was like a
brother to me
Sophie Johnston: Sebastian, Ron-ald,
and Troy Torrow
Savanna Bryant: Mango chutney,
any kind of chutney really
Chamblee Shufflebarger: Boy
With Apple
Ian Ennis: My Simon and Gar-funkel
records
I, Turner Hull, being of worried
mind and concerned body do
hereby leave:
Abby Oliver: some common
sense and bandaids for your
banged up feet
Carson Hull & Anne Douglass
Williams: Abby Oliver (make
sure she uses all that I for leave
her)
I, Elizabeth Hymer, being of
infallible mind and ghetto body
do hereby leave:
My cheerleader babies: advice
against making the Vestavia
run-through about rainbows...
or maybe I'll just leave y'all the
breakaway
Alex Boozer: locker shelves,
Dani, Zaxby's, rides, the list goes
on
Allie LeJeune: ^
Anderson Aldag: "adios to my
ex-twin. we are 100% nothing
alike"
Anne Baxley Winn: a new cof-fee
mug, Taco Mama corn, your
hidden house key
Annie Stewart Miles: flirting
lessons, a boyfriend, Zoe's
Austin Chapman: DSP
Buddy Pell: two weeks of 8th
grade, snake hunting
Carol Bramlett: an apology for
my cousin giving you a five star
the first time we met
Dani Diehl: Regina and George,
Lulu lemon shorts
G-man: my heart
Jack McPherson: Best Looking
2015
Ken Thompson: 9 o'clock the
night before 11th grade home-coming
Mary Chapman Nabors: water
balloons... ;)
Madelyn Beatty: gas station
nachos, 8th grade, an apology
for the overwhelming number
of times I made you listen to me
talk about Nemo/K-word
Maggie Greene: late nights with
JB
Mae Rose Tyson: opportunities
to "branch out"
Maddison Bromberg: Waffle
House, McDonalds, Spring Break
'12
Molly Barstein: Spring Break '12,
the "smell of death"
Piper Miles: YouTube, Dylan
O'Brien, plane ticket to Colora-do,
#10, the Y
Sarah Cain: Just Lose It -Em-inemVirginia
Jordan, and Virgin-ia
Wilson: TLC, Sarah's upstairs
Virginia Jordan: you annoy me
Victor O'Connor: The Chum
Bucket
Sarabeth Blakely: birthday cake
Officer Kelley: a trip to Pasadena
Hunter Lucas: protein and mus-cle
milk, teeth
Will Hartley: Emily Bedell

10. CONGRATULATIONS
CLASS OF 2014
The Road to May 22nd.....
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
Image Arts
HOMECOMING

11. Oh Alma Mater, here’s to you,
We put our trust in thee.
The Spartan’s green and gold
Will ever bring us victory!
So here’s to you, oh, Mountain Brook!
Our Alma Mater True,
We pledge in love and harmony
Our loyalty to you.
SPARTAN SWAG
BACK TO BACK
STATE CHAMPS
SNOWPOCALYPSE
COLLEGE T-SHIRT DAY
Ben Jackson Photography
Where are they going?
Photos courtesy of
Image Arts, Ben
Jackson Photography,
Olivia Burton, Rick
Lewis, and Brooks
Glover.

12. 1Se2nior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014
The Sword & Shield
I, Wayne Ingram, being of silly
mind and exceptionally attractive
body do hereby leave:
Will Freeman: My good looks
and fashion sense
Rix Curtis: My lucky football
snapping towel and Vanilla
Thunder
Sam Morris: My Shpopal gear
and Family Guy clips
Carter Byrd: My Nickelback CD
Fischer Priestly: Birdie Putts
Parker Hendley: Nothing, I'm
not being nice to you recently.
The JV O Line: How to run LT
and Zone
Jack Carvahallo: My Humor
Dr. P: Waffle House
Mr. Major: I'll never p in the
pooled data
Mr. Weatherly: My copy of 3001:
A Space Illiad
Ann Olympian: Ski School
Neely Francis: Two Chairs in Art
of Cinema
Jake Jordan: Hair gel and a puppy
Mrs. Trimm: Conservative Val-ues
and Wit
I, Ben Ivey Jackson, III, being
of slow mind and tall body, do
hereby leave:
Vince Bolus: student apathy,
the President’s Secret Book, and
roadtrips with Binet.
Katie Reiss: Good luck and a pre-carious
financial situation.
Mr. John Binet: A great new Su-per
7, deserts, desserts, the story
of my life, and an Autographed
copy of Katrina Akers’ "Oh the
Places’ You’ll Go."
Mary Katherine Moore: $80,000
cash.
Paul Roth: My never ending love,
Relay success, and a Batman
mask.
Natalie Jones: A personal assis-tant,
a good CONA year, and
thousands of college acceptance
letters.
The Math Department: A clean
shave and a good haircut.
Claire Davis: A proud journalism
legacy and the keys to the news
cave.
John Sisson: NAAMP.
Dr. Glenn Lamar: A herd of prof-itable
stealth cows so that you
may always pay your debts, some
Starks for a rainy day, and a copy
of "Jérome Bonaparte: The Non-
War Years, 1816-1860."
Regan Aland: A Supreme hat, my
thoroughly plagiarized photo-graphs
from New York, and a few
less Twitter followers.
Meg McCalley and Ellen Berry-hill:
A picture of Mr. Meadows
that has been difference clouds’d.
Mr. Jeremy Crigger: A plate of
Pork N’ Greens from Saw’s Juke
Joint.
Alex Ball, Annie Reich, and
Louise Shearer—Stewardship of
Ridge Drive and that scary Ger-man
Shepherd across the street.
Lewis Fitzpatrick: Good com-munication
directing, some
debate, a box of double edge
safety razors, and an abundance
of bowties.
Mr. Andy Meadows: A new
darkroom and printer, obscure
references, laughs, a Facebook
friend request, a membership
to the DAR (kool-aid included),
and a limited edition copy of
"The Life and Times of C.W., a
Photographic Legend".
Charlie Lewis: Rick Lewis’s big,
lime-green, suede shoes to fill.
Mathilde Sharman: A J.Crew gift
card and a peaceful newspaper
year.
I, Sophia Jean Johnston, being
of eccentric mind and swole
body do hereby leave:
Christian: the bathroom, paleo
food, yelling
Maddie: Bio notes and senioritis
Lewis: gold tights and JCrew
cardigans
Drew: Riley
I, Virginia Jordan, being of
princess mind and High School
body, do hereby leave:
Virginia Wilson: 5th grade
Sarah Cain: playing house up-stairs,
my Vera Bradley pattern
Cate Armstrong: math
Molly Barstein: the pep talk, the
Wills
Patrick Trammell: Atlantic City
Elizabeth Hymer: "Im Sorry"
presents, the Waffle House in
Decatur
Anne Baxley Winn: my pantry
Maggie Greene: basketball games
Carlton Cooper: Fat Boy Farms
Maddie Beatty: Boys of Fall
I, Beatrice Kalish, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
leave:
Allie: Corn
EO: Sint Maarten / Anguila / St
Barts
Dani: Grayson
Virgy: South Carolina in Sea
Island
Piper: CPK pizza & water
Mary Pat: Austin
Caroline Kennedy: the bench
I fell off of / Vk's window I
jumped out of
Annie Stew: piper
Maggie: 9th grade
liz: THE lizard
Wheeler: Dot & Taco Casa
Anna Jackson: Cavilers & walks
Louise: Casey, Red White & Blue
Camille: double dating
Molly: Erica before Ellen
Abbie: boys
I, Davis Kelly, being of feline
mind and small body do hereby
leave:
Ryan, Griffin, and Spencer: Cafe-teria
lunch for three years
Drew Williams: Stadium left-overs
after the MB Invite and a
5K time to beat
Charlie, Big Phil, and Davis: The
Spot and Daily Spot Pic Respon-sibilities
Owen and Rob: Responsibility to
make doge jokes
Graham and Hunter: The track
team, you're the leaders now
Russell Galloway: The Cherokee
Bend wilderness
Marsh: The right to pick a new
team "probe" and Line Garrett
Michael Clark and Ryan Kirk:
Marshall
William Dodson: My knees
Will Hargrove: Some dance
moves
Leo: Zoolander poses and sushi
Jess: My arsenal of accents
Ders: Marlin
Helen: My pickup lines
Jack Fruin: Every fish shirt ever
made
Will Freeman: Hugs and Mrs.
King
Paul Roth: Gotham City
Parker Henley: My ability to
jump because you can't
Ben Rysedorph: Also hugs and
any speed of mine from track
Vince Bolus: Every girl in the
school
Reid Carter and Dmitrius
Dworek: Each other
Reid Grant: Every piece of art I
ever crafted
Mrs. King: some stories where
people don't die horribly
Thomas Wilson: The Priuses
James Anderson: nothing
My snapchat friends: Louie be-cause
you'll miss him
I, Patrick Keim, being of a mon-ey
mind and a Kamanchee body.
do hereby leave:
Matt Creighton: speach therapist
Will Hartley: Social Skills
Alex Boozer: athleticism
Ben Garcia: Pants
Anderson Aldag: Prius
Caroline Bramlet: one second to
think about Auburn football
Will Brew: vintage crocs
Elizabeth Hymer: basketball

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Senior W1il3ls players
Maggie Beasley: My heart...
Margeret Davidson: Engagement
ring...
Maggie Greene: My overwhelm-ing
presence...
I, Francie Kenan, being of
blonde mind and unproportional
body do hereby leave:
Abbie Rodgers: wedding ring,
256, T1 and T2, SB14, bad luck,
4 PM, ttown, texting for each
other, separation anxiety, awk-wardness
Mae Rose Tyson: my closet, lay-ing
out
Madelyn Beatty: Taco Bell break-fast,
Hemline, foxy
Anne Baxley Winn: bobby, snap-chat,
Mobile night 1
Caroline Bramlett: South Africa,
triple texting
Mary Virginia Adams: Eskimo
kisses, scopeonhope, your broth-er,
bird call
Virginia Jordan and Elizabeth
Hymer: boy box, mall madness
Beatrice Kalish: ignition, Mtn
Brook Creamery, dive bys, Texas,
absences, London
Allie LeJeune: soccer, my whole
childhood, ripstick, voice overs,
hand holding
Will Reis and Banks Fulmer: can-dy
shop, crazy rap song, phone
sing alongs, frat life, snapchat,
west side
Frances Patrick: Franiel, jamocha
shakes and curly fries
I, Caroline Kilpatrick, being of
right mind and sound body do
hereby leave:
Cat Schultz: I leave a 1, and a
Dairy Queen dinner.
Erica Nelson: I also leave a 1,
and the knowledge that you are
awesome!
The Clarinets:I leave a good luck
and remember that Clarinets are
the best section.
Jacob Butcher: I leave an I love
band pin.
Mel McComber: I leave patience
for the younger members of the
section.
All Upcoming Seniors:Good luck
with senioritis.
I, Allie LeJeune, being of a
happy mind and body do hereby
leave:
Mae Rose Tyson: the green
t-shirt, four best friends, 32 de-grees,
the simpsons
Dani Diehl: Maroon 5, camp lake
in the woods, a memory, a tooth
Francie Kenan: Propaganda
Elizabeth Hymer: Sam's Mailbox
Virginia Fleming: self-timers,
mallows
Virginia Wilson and Madelyn
Beatty: mixtapes
Trace Blakely: clumpie's ice
cream dates
Louise Pewitt: a GPS
Will Brewster: lucky charms, 4
seconds, a personal driver
Max Black: a valentine
Piper Miles: CPK to-go box for
Chris, pictures with Ben Rector,
stargazing, starbucks revelations,
zip lines, a backpack and a map
Annie Stewart Miles: a trip out of
town, Luigi, a one-piece
Bea: a lot of money, a trip to sea-side,
Whit Hobbs
I, Richard Burnett Hard Lew-is,
being of multi-track mind
and pasty white body do hereby
leave:
Ford Wood: music from the
chocolate lands and your own
pack of gum
Ben Jackson: a reincarnation as
Hemingway 2.0 and some more
square-shaped sunglasses
Makenzie Grant: berries, lots and
lots of berries (baby monkey)
Russell Galloway: a teaspoon of
Kool-Aid and a shaving razor
Mrs. Cammarata: pumpernickel
idioms
Everette Dawkins: "see you soon
fella"
Brooks Glover: an "atta-boy" and
Gilbert Gottfried
Natalie Jones: an umbuku lizard,
a really complex arm dance, and
Olexa's zebra cake
Lottice Taylor: car locks and a
reminder of the inevitable ginger
extinction (~2115)
John Resha: a spotted baby lion
Mr. Perez: convenient excuses
(right around convention time)
C. Lowe: NAAMP and that stuffy
cave next door
Louis Wade: god-brotherly affec-tion
and a number 1 at Burger
King
George Keller: a handshake in
passing
Marc: your own names
Claire Davis and John Sisson:
Adobe InDesign and a working
AC unit
Olivia Burton: "Ocean Man" by
Ween
Colin Hartmann: a fountain TJ
will actually drink from and fall-free
runs
Claire Gorman: your future No-bel
prize
Dara Buggay: your position as
the company's CFO
Goerge Perrine: Ricky-Tikky-
Timbo-No-Sorembo-Charrie-
Barri-Ruchi-Pip-Perri-Pembo
Laura Stagno: "hey Laura"
Mrs. Chatham: quazars, blazars,
and shmoos
Woodish Ma Lad Herren: a great
future job so you can afford that
station-wagon you've always
wanted
Annie Sommerville: what even?
Reed Adams: a degree not in
economics
Alec Lewis: Alexis
Ellen Given: T-Dawg
Mrs. King: an actual - no broc-coli,
no salt-free popcorn, no
cucumber - lunch
Anne Peyton Baker: nudge,
nudge, wink, wink (Royal Oak
Drive)
Lane Allen: a less ghetto car
Eddy Yu: my uncle's money
Austin Garrett: carpool with
Alec B.
Janey Hollis: being stuck with
me, again
Trey Lockett: a cup of Kool-
Aid and "Just a Chat" with Trey
Lockett
John Cooper: double dates and
an accordian with a broken key
Mathilde Sharmin: enough sani-ty
to last the next two years
I, Elizabeth Limbaugh, being
of generous mind and body, am
leaving items from my recent

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years in high school the person
I have to put up with my whole
life. I hope these notes help. ;)
And a promise that will never be
fulfilled to Catagain. do hereby
leave:
Virginia Limbaugh: My outside
reading books and good luck
Cat Shultz: A giant cookie that
doesn't exist
I, Trey Lockett, being of sound
(ha, see what I did there?) mind
and mediocre body do hereby
leave:
Kate Powell: the lighting system
at Mountain Brook Community
Church
William Pankey: the stage crew
hypothetical Oval Office &
Planning Center is now yours my
friend
Russell Galloway: my iPhone, my
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
and Snapchat accounts, the
panda suit, and lots and lots of
Kool-aid
Jack Royer: Crestline 6th Grade
Technology Award
Daniel Bolus: all the school stuff
that you taught me, which I total-ly
remembered after the test, and
the best Drum Major & Band
Captain team MB has ever seen
Rick Lewis: "Just a Chat" with
Trey Lockett
Frank Phillips: Catherine Smith,
"Brahbrah" Fox, and Jenny
Nichole Edge: the Alto Flute
parts for an entire musical trans-posed
to C
Jake Erba: all of the set con-struction
work I didn't do, and a
chance to work a show on stage
right (no thanks to William)
Austin Garrett: Team Trey
Ford Wood: not Team Trey
Caroline Kilpatrick: All the be-ginning
band trumpets. I am so
done with them.
Grace Lockett: absolutely no
mode of transportation whatso-ever
Hannah Mouyal & Austin Rus-sell:
Your Planning Center Ac-counts,
which you kept updated
ever so well
Bill Perry: Another junior high
girls' retreat
Lottice Taylor: TATF
Eddy Yu: all my love
TBD: the pitch pipe...
I, James Lott, being of bored
mind and tired body do hereby
leave:
Kincaid: I leave you my grati-tude
for showing that even when
everything around you is in mass
chaos or if youre having a bad
day, a positive attitude will make
it better. also, i leave my thanks
for teaching me that there are
things you cant conrtol, and you
just have to accept it.
Gaeton Thorne: I leave you
adventure time, super high fives,
and an industrial sized package
of pepperoni.
Madeline Mitchell: I leave you
fun times with Mrs. King and
hopefully a pit.
Mason Goodman: I leave you
one water filled crystal.
Alex Graham: I leave you a
drumline to run in a chill man-ner.
Joseph Pewitt: I leave you a quad
line all to yourslef.
Margeret Heath: Sorry, didnt see
you there.
Charlie Giess: I leave you the
most awkward of salutations, my
good sir.
Nick Fowler: I leave the follow-ing
memory: STOP! You want
what? Peasant PIG! You want
what? also riki RIKIKI. I should
also leave you a new toenail i
suppose.
Reese Williams: I leave you an-other
french horn solo for me to
sway to.
Griselle: Aguiar: I leave you Taco
Bell breakfast, and the view from
the top of the McWane Center.
Eden Brittain: I leave you that
time Jimmy couldnt catch So-phia,
and that one time after
prom.
Once On This Island Cast: I
leave you my thanks for being
awesome and for making my last
semester of high school memo-rable.
I guess I'll let you keep that
boom box even though it wasnt
mine to begin with.
Band Members: I leave you my
thanks as well. Thank you for
making not only high school
but also junior high tolerable
through being great friends and
peers.
I, Madeline Marx, being of weird
mind and mini body do hereby
leave:
Hannah diamond: all our match-ing
clothes, biscuits, sales in
Forever 21, and Manchu Wok
noodles
Riva Cullinan: all those years of
Latin..., depressing angsty teen
books, curtamin, and stickers
Megan Bemowski: post mid-night
ball IHOP, ratchet, key club
meetings, and cute boys
Emma Nichols: TAB lockins and
obsessive reading
Mary Nelson: physics ehh, not
working well but collaborating
well together in math, and Latin
chicken and shirts
Ellie Hager: tea, hot actors who
are way out of our league and
age, and marvel
Ann Thomas: Jr High choir and
good mornings
John Blum: praedam
Kary Reynolds: writing research
papers during lock-ins at 3:00am
Elizabeth Clutton: soccer games,
APES, snowpocolipse
Ian Ennis: Ethan's nuts, FAC
breakfasts, chemistry and APES,
Senior year :)
I, Shelton McCollough, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
leave:
Turner Henderson: A step stool
for your truck
Thomas Webb: A treadmill
Maddison Bromberg: The salt life
and a home
Walt Price: a bucket for your
tears, where's Waldo
Sarah Sims Parker: my car door
Carlisle McCullough: boots and
bean dip
Emily Bedell: Ginger spice
Amelie Shallcross: The burger
brit hurley: Selma
Ashleigh Pugh: the big betsy
room
I, Neil McDonald, being of sane
mind and sound body, do hereby
leave:
Paul Roth - my fancy black pen
Elizabeth Deatkine - My heart
and my Harvard shirt
Allye Lott - my endless love for
Crispitos
Caroline Boone - in charge of the
duck tape
Burt Bellande - Grace
Caroline Moore – Elaine
I, Robert McLean, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
leave:
Vince Bolus: My love for The
Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, and
Super Smash Bros.
Jack Carvalho: You're the King
Giraffe
Adam Elrefai: I hope your nose
is ok
Will Freeman: I don't love Abby
anymore
Abby Garrett: I love you
Anna Catherine Gillespy: You
have the coolest knee brace that I
have ever seen
Ellen Given: Watch over Reid for
me
Reid Grant: Hey Reid
Parker Henley: Frisbee.
Charles Hoyt: You are the swim
team
Jack Kidd: Blackwell's was always
fun with you
Baily Martin: I don't know why I
included you in my senior will
Jessica Molloy: Mol-loooooyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Senior W1il5ls Angel Garcia: Te amo
Thatcher Rickertsen: Meh
Paul Roth: *wink*
Louise Shearer: Lou3sss you
were my prom date
George Slaughter: Boop!
Thomas Byrne: Win state next
year
Carolyn Crommelin: Tell Emily
that I left her out of my senior
will on accident
Sarah Frances Jackson: Tell
Emily that I left her out of my
senior will on accident if Carolyn
doesn't
Adelaide Kimberly: You're good
at soccer and getting better at
frisbee
Drew Reed: Win state next year
Austin Riegar: It's been real
Tanner Williams: It's been real
Allen Yu: Hey Eddy
Those who were forgotten: I
apologize
I, Annie Stewart Miles, being
of telepathic mind and fraternal
body do hereby leave:
Dani: Taylor, the toilet, Zoe's
cookie
Mary Katherine: Wendy's bath-room,
math tutor, sunscreen
Elizabeth: personal photogra-pher,
youtube, Taylor Swift tick-ets,
Ingram Estates, moams
Allie: Patrick Swayze
Maggie: lip gloss
Mae Rose: my cats
Virginia: walks, ed's pet world
Louise: coffee, Piper falling,
shopping
Molly: blizzards, G Wagon,
coachella
Christina: my mom, Chinese
pool parties, walks
Piper: gas money, cookies, CPK
Hannah: Oscar de la Renta, Jus-tin
Bieber
Allie: Olivia Palermo, Johannes
Huebl
I, Piper Miles, being of a tele-pathic
mind and fraternal body
do hereby leave:
Elizabeth Hymer: @timothr,
taylor swift concert, maoams,
bruises on your leg (sorry), 18
cool drive-by
Annie Stewart Miles: Taylor
Swift concert, the womb, a chauf-feur,
every friend I've ever had
Dani Diehl: toilet, shoes, insides,
pillow, phone, phone charger,
cup
MK Pinson: "let's take a picture",
Wendy's bathroom, triplet
Virginia Fleming: hang loose,
bloody nose
Maggie Greene: nike, adidas, my
sophomore locker buddy.. call
him what you want- he's yours.
Maddison Bromberg- sandy
mouth, alex moyers
Madelyn Beatty, Anne Baxley
Winn, and Sarah Cain: Ace tribe
forever
Virginia Wilson: workout vid-eos..
Allie LeJeune: the Ben Rector
picture, the day we both decided
on Auburn, a lexus, lucky num-ber
13
Molly Barstein: Justin Bieber,
G63, and everything else we can't
have
Patrick Keim: the Mystery Trip
you forgot I was on, breaking my
toe at sophomore ball, and for
being my favorite twin
Liz, Vj, and Jack Kline: dating
this year was fun, ily rj
Cate Armstrong: the view ;)
Carlton Cooper-: Four
Christina Harmon- Tinkerbell
and Chipmunk and asian friends
Michael White- Matt Rader
Beatrice Kalish: Jack Luckie,
Ours by Tswift
Anderson Aldag: slow dance
William Tynes: Homecoming
2011- all of it, but mainly when I
yelled at you
Mae Rose Tyson: never ending
supply of Aquafina and Crystal
Light Energy
Camille Smith: YoungLife boy-friends
and church surprises
Louise Pewitt: when your vocab-ulary
gets silly
Mary Martha Grizzle: your jour-nal
to your cat and mine to Zac
Efron
Wirth Doss: Family Christmas
even though we aren't related at
all
Annie Stewart Miles: every
friend I've ever had
Beatrice Kalish: Jack Luckie,
Ours by Tswift
Anderson Aldag: slow dance
William Tynes: Homecoming
2011- all of it, but mainly when I
yelled at you
Mae Rose Tyson: never ending
supply of Aquafina and Crystal
Light Energy
Camille Smith: YoungLife boy-friends
and church surprises
Louise Pewitt: when your vocab-ulary
gets silly
Mary Martha Grizzle: your jour-nal
to your cat and mine to Zac
Efron
Allie LeJeune: lucky number 13
Wirth Doss: Family Christmas
even though we aren't related at
all
I, Grace Morrissette, being of a
winning mind and a so sophisti-cated
body. do hereby leave:
Mary Parker: a lifted z71 Chevy
with a ranch hand and mud tires
Anne Merrick: a game of cards
Carol: pledge
Maggie: Mexico Lindo, Ellie
goulding, drake
Mary Fran: all "responsibility"
Stag: Rick Ross, nat cat
Ella: GPS
Peyton: love shack
Wesley: box seats to dave
The clan: my heart
Neil: everything else
I, Mary Chapman Nabors, being
of rambling mind and freckly
body do hereby leave:
Annie Bloomston: JoJo, Zach
hehehe, Seaside, shakira legs
Lizzy Donald: Beyon say K-now
leys, Vine, gorillas, the luck of
the irish, Wisconsin
Mary Virginia Adams: 4, My Life
Would Suck Without You, scope-onhope
Caroline Clark: hands to choke
with, credit cards, FD
Mary Fran: Okay?
Davis Collman: All the green
clothing items in the world, Mr.
Ferguson
Laura Tovar: a homewrecker,
lion, lamps to break
I, Rhea Nathan, being of gen-erous
mind and golf body do
hereby leave:
Meg: a free tee from the golf
shop
Sarah Winston: all the leftover
stuff I don't take to college
I, Daniel Neville, being of
stressed mind and tired body do
hereby leave:
Griselle Aguiar: I leave my
sarcastic comments about your
spanish ways.
Eden Brittain: I leave my argu-ment
that you are in fact a bona
fide hipster.
Jacob Butcher: I leave flappy bird
and all the pain it brought our
table at free period.
Sophia Giovanelli: I leave the
conversations we had during the
ball scene in the musical.
James Barton: I leave our lips
conversation.
Richard O'Brian: I leave our deep
talks about music theory.
Kaitlyn Coffey: I leave that copy

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of Infinity Land.
Taylor Lolly: I leave our car ride
talks about anything and every-thing.
Mary Katherine Bridges: I leave
Jack Barakat
Gaeton Thorne: I leave Brook-stock
and all the craziness that
came with it.
I, Sunny Nguyen, being of wise
mind and strong body. do hereby
leave:
Everbody, "Don't follow your
dreams,lead them."
I, Sarah Sims Parker, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave:
Mimi Waggoner: Any guy but
my brother
I, Wesley Patterson, being of im-mature
mind and sophisticated
body do hereby leave:
Logan Skinner: clippers
Jake Fleisher: A trip to Cuba
Christian Lowman: a new hatch-et
Shane Pugh: a new toy yoda
Jackson Lamar: Handcuffs and
one free ride
Grace Morrissette: Box seating to
Dave Matthews
Mary Chapman Nabors: A de-ceased
Cat
Ella Carter: two Pizza Legs
Mitchell Bain: Profanity
Ford Wood: Destruction of Inno-cence
John Buchanan: Our very own
foreign dialect and Ronnie Van
Zant
Anne Merrick Hamilton: Shoes,
because why not?
Mary Parker Wetzler: My Dan-gerously
Attractive Danger
Ranger
Tucker Martin: Nothing.
I, Buddy Pell, being of saucy
mind and American body do
hereby leave:
Ken Thompson & Anderson
Aldag: The C belt
Burke Moncus: Socks, cleats,
shoulder pads, a helmet, knee
pads, and a mouthpiece
Ken Thompson: conversations
about crops, the coosa river, and
that guy's boat
Jake Bicksler: leverage
Wirth Doss: ball machine
Joe Donald: Mike (all the girls)
Dillon Sullivan: The equation of
life
George Eagan: Stories about
Preston
Austin Chapman: unenthusiastic
backer break downs
The Football Squad: Undefeated
record against Hoover
I, George Perrine, being of
sound mind and healthy body
would like to thank the sidewalks
for keeping me off the street, do
hereby leave:
To all my math teachers: my
tears.
I, Mary Katherine Pinson, being
of a tan mind and a burnt body
do hereby leave:
Piper: the baseball team, the
night after prom, and a walk in
the park
Liz Hymer: #5 and Whataburger
Annie: a bombshell
Drew: the drive to Auburn
Maggie: lip gloss and a place to
stay in Auburn
Allie: A lexus ;)
Vflem: Annual fish-fry and the
crawfish boil
Barber: El Caz
Kendall: a visor
Nicole Strahl: a cold spoon
Neely: tanning bed
Dani: Sonic, my closet
I, Shane Pugh, being of intuitive
mind and shifty body. do hereby
leave:
McKinley Hamilton: Myself,
Shane Pugh and Peyton Alexan-der,
and a Nintendo DS.
Allye Lott : Myself, Shane Pugh,
my proposal, and Peyton Alex-ander.
Laura Stagno and Anne Merrick
Hamilton: dwyane wade
Ella Carter: Steph Curry and
Blake Griffin
Shane Pugh: McKinley Hamilton
and Allye Lott
Peyton Alexander: a pair of crocs
and gps tracking device.
Davis Collman: trish
Grace: chris
Chris: grace
Courtney Shea: only 11 softball
buttons
Annie Bloomston: 10 inches in
height
Wesley Patteron: drake
Logan Skinner: the ability to see
in color
Neil McDonald: a red jacket
Austin Garrett: athleticism
Ford Wood: a plethora of injuries
I, John Resha, being of awesome
mindedness and great body do
hereby leave:
Jessica M: My locker 89.
CMess: My copy of Big Resha's
Guide.
Cole: A daily calendar with ad-vice
from me.
Julia: My Patagonia jacket, my
parking space, and a gallon of ice
cream.
I, Mary Nix Roberson, being
of sufficient mind and adequate
body do hereby leave:
Ehney Camp: all of my best
makeup, a Waffle House date,
and all the hair dye I can get my
hands on.
Ian Ennis: in addition to many
thanks, a "world's best brother"
mug.
Chamblee Shufflebarger: a copy

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Senior W1il7ls of Goodnight Moon.
Kennedy Schwefler: my presence
on the drive home from school
(so you don't get lonely).
Ben Jackson: a phone case just as
awesome as the one you found
for me.
Michelle Wu: a real flower crown,
and pug hugs.
Leslie Allen Brown: a Waffle
House gift certificate.
Hope Reamer: an alarm clock, so
maybe you'll make it to class on
time in college.
Caroline Moore: sunshine and
San Tropez tanning foam. (So
your stomach is the same colour
as the rest of you, and you don't
have to show anyone else your
paleness.)
Ella O'Neill: the best I can offer.
All of my butterflies and bullet
trains.
Mary Nelson Little: a "world's
best sister" mug.
Kate Powell: my Hayley Williams
art project, and a plane ticket to
Maryland.
I, Abbie Rodgers, being of quick
mind and awkward body do
hereby leave:
Francie: dates, hill hunting,
beach trips, 256, snapchat, eating
fries alone at wendys in a robe,
peetaah, north carolina, roll pack
Bea: seaside, makeup work,
chemistry, driving through the
ghetto, slumber parties
Mary Virginia: Alaska, sopho-more
year issues, being my per-sonal
driver, scope on hope
Lizzy: prom, snapchat, chem
labs, itunes
Mary Chapman: tbt songs from
8th grade, caked up
Annie B: sitting alone
Mary Martha: 7th grade spring
break
Will Reis: the frat life, don't stop
believing, matthew gude, scar-face,
cookie cake
Will Jackson: my Huntsville
friends, church, spanish
I, Jack Royer, being of sound
mind and tired body do hereby
leave:
Jack Tucker: Rabbit Tacos from
Saw's
Maggie Baker: Birthdays, Lunch
and Weather; the keys to Studio
601.
Kaylyn Greene: showing me
camera 1. the Spare keys to Stu-dio
601 for when Maggie loses
the other set.
Will Royer: moody morning car
rides
Mims Bruhn: film closet freak-outs
Ben Jackson: thousands of failed
lunch plans
Hannah Mouyal: my undying yet
unrequited love
William Cole: my superior lead-ership
skills
Andy Meadows: getting all up in
your business
Jeremy Crigger: 1.5 Liter water
bottles and unsalted almonds
Photography Period 6: my vul-nerable
twitter account
Jake Ruttenberg: rash challenges
and picking up yellows
Nurse Barbie: Advil and pounds
of teacher M&Ms
Rodney Kornegay: my incredible
math acumen
Megan Hastings: All my idiotic
jokes
Everette Dawkins: long walks
and deep talks
Abby Oliver: our yet to happen
dinner date
Russell Galloway: my internet
connected, email receiving, text
message sending cellular tele-phone
Wayne Ingram: rooming plans
Alec Lewis: my AHSAA media
credentials
Ms. Sam: all the money in my
lunch account
Joy Boozer: my constant life
struggles
The sophomore class: My contin-ued
success.
I, Austin Russell, being of de-cent
mind and passable body do
hereby leave:
Madalyn Rosenthal: All of the
Peace Tea that the Shell can sup-ply
me
Hunter Stanley: A bushel of
apples
Virginia Bolton: A rematch
Mallie Given: Passable sunsets
Hampton Adams: Desperate
innuendos
Ann Layton: An English-to-Hun-garian
dictionary
Coco McKay: AA batteries
Virginia White: Grunt work
I, Alexa Ruttenberg, being of
sound mind and strong body do
hereby leave:
Leigh Haynes: Scott's got shot
Carlin Pittman: turkey bacon
Paul Roth: whipped cream
Ego, Alexander Schultz,in
animo sana et corpora sano: do
hereby leave:
Ryan Kirk: I leave the joy of com-puters
Marshal Smith: I leave horsepow-er
Gov: I leave Belmont
Natalie Jones: I would leave a
Dolion, but their not real
Dr. Ewla Sater: I leave the abla-tive
case, won't need it in college
I, Amelie Shallcross, being of
silly mind and boyish body do
hereby leave:
Julia Bell Pope, Clara Williams,
LA Brown and Katie: my lax stick
and skills on the field
Max Breckenridge: a coral tie, a
picture of Micheal Cera, and a
trip to UAB
Lizzy Donald: a bike ride and
endless Man Repellar posts
Sara Alan Friday: homemade
movies, sail boat rides and any-thing
and everything that is
RHCP
Allan White: a Tim and Eric
DVD, Evan Brooks and my heart
Mims Bruhn: a Dwight Schrute
shirt, a Light Pilot CD and Cot-ton's
New Balance tennies
I, Courtney Shea, being of mind
and body do hereby leave:
Grace Morrissette: my knees
Anne Peyton Baker: Cathy's frus-tration
hole
Rebecca Blitz: Rockiel Zeon
Thompson and my voice
Shane Pugh: the crown to my
tiara
Maggie Miller: the beautiful blue
sky
Logan Skinner: teil
Caroline Clark: 8 inches in height
Mary Parker Wetzler: Franklin's
truck
Walker Sewell: your jersey
Sarah Sims Parker: photography
Caroline Boone: my tiara, wear it
with pride. you're welcome.
Katie Littleton: my computer,
cracked screen and all
Kirk Thomas: big trucks, big
mud, yeah.
Caroline Shea: the key to my
castle
Elizabeth DeAtkine: my not so
gently used E-Bay glove
Caroline Moore: my car and
license
Allye Lott: good decision making
I, Lynda Chamblee Shufflebarg-er,
being of caffeinated mind and
dwarfish body do hereby leave:
Mathilde Sharman: a yoga mat
for meditation.
Lewis Fitzpatrick: My sassy
banter and my copy of The Great
Gatsby.

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Ella O'Neill: My love for people
and my copy of Royal Tennen-baums.
Sophia Giovanelli: My sarcastic
tone and my skyscraper heels.
Meg McCalley: A wedding band
and a lifetime supply of hugs.
Anna LaRussa: Iced mochas and
STAIR tardies.
Vince Bolus: My mad dancing
skills and my high score on flap-py
bird.
Chandler Gory: All things Ezra
Koeing.
Natalie Jones: Trips to Maine and
tons of lobster.
Emily Owen Mendelson: My Ins-tagram
stalking abilities and Dr.
Lamar's good graces.
I, Laura Stagno, being of Mrs.
Wade mind and Mrs. Wade body
do hereby leave:
Ella: Clay, ml, my heart
Ella and Carol: pushups
Anne Merrick: Tory, red head,
Ray Allen, swolo, 73
Ford: funyuns, whatever, yonkers
Shane: Dwade
Sandy Lane: gps, clan, malala
Ella and Mare: neandertales,
gordos
Carol: Debonaire, crocs, sopho-more
Annie, Fin, and Dana: pepper-mints
Olivia: nachos, the leech
Maggie: explosions, eggo waffles
Grace: Rick Ross
Neil: gas peddle
Makenzie: baby monkey
Logan: hips
I, Laura Tovar, being of who
knows what kind of mind and
dat body do hereby leave:
Mary Chapman: HS and GG
Margy: my dates
Summers: a new spartan swag
shirt
Sam: 2 sodas
Libbie: nothing because we're
even now
Camille: the corner
Jenna: monthly anger manage-ment
classes and B&A
Margy: bandaids, my couch, and
my dates
Parker: Angel
I, Margy Troiano, being of my
mind and my body do hereby
leave:
Laura Tovar: I leave you...
I'm just leaving you. plus my
straightener.
Libbie Faulconer: 2 hours of free
time for Netflix and other ac-tivities
everyday while I study...
because we're both MAJORS for
the next four years!!!
Mary Francis Wright: (my thera-pist
and moral compass) Lipton
green tea and all the advice and
knowledge I shared with you in
6th period.
Mary Chapman Nabors: smoles
Jenna Routman: mace and other
defensive tools for the dangerous
streets of Tuscaloosa next year.
#paranoid
Jake Jordan: my confession "I am
in the mob"
Mary Eleanor McComber: the
well-being of our street is in your
hands
Annie Somerville: Rhonda
Librarians: a quiet atmosphere
I, Mae Rose Tyson, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
leave:
WIll Brewster- skittles refill
Alex Boozer- ping pong
Patrick Keim- break up email,
light washed jeans
Ann Simmons- you know who
Turner Henderson- light up
sweaters
Beatrice Kalish- Darby Fallon
Lane Hooper- the fam
William Cole- coffee machines,
shells and cheese
Kaylyn Greene- take care of paul
Sarah Sims Parker- my tub
Carlisle McCullough- pb&j
Stephen Little- my heart
Anderson Aldag- Sadie
Caroline Bramlett- hula skirt
Molly Barstein- Alan Jackson, an
elephant dance
Maggie Greene- crystal light
energy, red bull, monster drinks,
stride
Virginia Wil-son-
photo booth,
Leah's
Piper Miles and
Elizabeth Hymer-
British boys
Katie Seeger- hair
wrap, neck mas-sage
Cate Arm-strong-
wrinkle
cream, super
trooper, Stick It
Anne Baxley
Winn- lip gloss
Trace Blakely- hats
Madelyn Beatty-prize
at Smith's
Maddison Brom-berg-
Jessie's Girl
Alexa Ruttenberg-black
shirts, black
jeans, black heels
Virginia Fleming-frozen
yogurt
Sarah Cain- date
to 26
Allie LeJeune- cob-bler
Elizabeth Hymer- the basketball
team
Virginia Jordan- rain
Francie Kenan- my closet
Elizabeth Calvin- dunkin donuts
Annie Steward Miles- bombshell
Dani Diehl- runway
I, Mary Glenn Waldrop, being
of sound mind and strong body
do hereby leave:
Eliza Harmon:Coach Rouse
Janie Branch:Everything behind
the shed
Caroline Barber:Rare Mexican
diseases
Haras: My neck spleen
Caroline Kennedy: The Ameri-can
bushtit and Drew G.
Julia Leonard: Tanning oil, Lay-ing
out at practice, and #beatch-loe
Frances Patrick: Turf wars and
ranch dressing
I, Mary Parker Wetzler, being of
sparkle mind and diamond body
do hereby leave:
Julia Bell Pope: Morgan Schnei-der
Drew Brown: ALL of my love
forever and ever
Drew Reed: the box of crazy
LA Brown: The river
True Knowels: lies
Carter Anne Cheatham: Jim
Sarah Hayden Logan: a halo
Ellen Berryhill: a hair salon
Leigh Haynes: a mouse trap
Sullins Toomey: Iron City Tick-ets
Katie Jackson: the defense
McKinley and Allye: Shane Pugh
Shane Pugh: overthrown at rock
top
Anne Merrick Hamilton:
McHale, Sea shells and a mer-maid
tail. Is that enough?
Peyton Alexander: fancy leather
crocs
Graham Harsh: turtle necks and
potions
Maggie Miller: A sippy cup and
an eggo
Wesley Patterson: a lift kit and
mud tires
Holly Struthers: a guide on how
to get to google
Franklin Brown: Rabbit food
Jake Fleisher: boiled peanuts and
cheetos
Joseph Davidson: Cody Simpson
Little J: Best wishes xo Blair
I, Jake White, being of the best
mind and incredible body do

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Senior W1il9ls hereby leave:
Lawton Sparks: I leave Lawton
everything
I, Virginia Wilson, being of
mysterious mind and glossy body
do hereby leave:
Madelyn and Anne Baxley: DMB
tickets
Cate: extra large t shirts, your ga-rage,
the music at Ole Miss, and
my future forevor and evor
Sarah: canary 5, a new front
bumper, Aaron's Party, and a bed
for you in Tut
Virginia Jordan: the boys of
fall, high school, and the senior
section
Molly: the Clique series, my fa-vorite
Wildfox sweater, and a ride
home from Bassnectar
Anne Baxley: my MBHS tank,
dip dye shorts, my couch down-stairs,
my Instagram account,
and selfie camera
Mae Rose: pink basketball shorts
and sophomore drive-bys
Joe: my little sister
Mills: my retainer, Mrs. Logan's
curb, and the Eagles' Nest
Stringer: a new ACT date
Ben: a plane ticket to Ttown
Chaise and Logan: the cheerlead-ing
program
Jacob Carroll: my heart
I, Anne Baxley Winn, being of
hungry mind and awkward body
do hereby leave:
Virginia Wilson: clogging les-sons,
Walmart, a selfie save the
date, and a fist pump
Virginia Jordan: MOMO, the
alarm, Mountain Brook Cream-ery,
every breakup song
Madelyn Beatty: Dave Mat-thews
Band, cheese balls, Nanny
McPhee
Molly Barstein: Santa Claus, your
shirt
Maggie Greene: Mac Miller, mid-night
excursions, Rascal
Liz Hymer: a date to Hot n Hot, a
big green tractor, corn from Taco
Mama
Caroline Bramlett: Linus, Zoe's
and cookie dough, Peter Answers
Sarah Cain: the blind guy, arts
and crafts
Mae Rose Tyson: Perryn Carroll,
Ms. Brooks, Paul Frank
John McMahon: an engagement
ring
Carlisle McCullough: a stroll
around the mountain
Maddison Bromberg: waffles
Harlan Winn: Bud Not Buddy, 87
hot dogs
Wirth Doss: Mae Rose, Fishville
Ben Garcia: the true meaning of
Christmas
Camille Smith: the wilderness
Patrick and Austin Trammell:
family truth or dare
I, Carlton Eugene Wood IV, be-ing
of mind and body do hereby
leave:
Rick Lewis: 1,000 pieces of gum
Lil Kilgore: Greek yogurt
Laura Stagno: my socks and
Clemson shirt
Anne Merrick Hamilton: my
middle name
Wesley Patterson, Christian Low-man,
and Jackson Lamar: Men-tone,
Alabama
Charlie Cope: my Nissan "easy
bake oven" Sentra
Shane Pugh: all of my injuries
Wesley Patterson: church street
and Taco Bell dates
Scott Lepley: chance the rapper
I, Mary Fran, being of forgetful
mind and jittery body do hereby
leave:
Annie Lovelady: my snapchats,
everything orange, my novel long
texts
Julia Bell Pope: my future, my
hometown, tfios, okay
Carlton Cooper: melted ice,
stress relief
Mrs. McGovern: my grounding
for sin and debauchery
Mary Chapman Nabors: okay
Margy Troiano: a world in black-and-
white
my friends: kappa lambda alpha
nu
I, Michelle Wu, being of TO-TALLY
DONE mind and I
DON'T EVEN CARE ANY-MORE
body do hereby leave:
Maddie Rosenthal: Many, many
Peace Teas. Unless there's an-other
price hike and in that case,
Arizona. Also, the amount of ink
it takes to print the following 48
Cs cccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
cccccccccccccccccccc
Hampton Adams: MY TRUST
AND FAITH THAT YOU
WON'T SCREW THINGS UP
Pankey: Wittle baby chickens
and the future of TAB
C.Lowe: Dryers and cats but not
at the same time
Mrs. King: All the deer I have
hidden in your room over the
course of 9 months. Good luck.
I, Eddy Yu, being of salty mind
and disjunct body do hereby
leave:
Thatcher: Grandma's Lipstick
William: Shaved Chickens
Jim: Silent Lasagna
Margaret: 8th Part

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Sword & Shield Graduating Seniors
Olivia Burton:Co-Editor-in-Chief
Rick Lewis: Co-Editor-in-Chief
Mary Nix Roberson: Opinions Editor
Ben Jackson: Features Editor
Kary Reynolds: News Editor
Brooks Glover: Reviews Editor
Chamblee Shufflebarger Staff Writer
John Cooper: Staff Writer
Maddie Sheffield: Staff Writer
Daniel Bolus: Staff Writer
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