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37. “The chief intent of it is to preserve the purity, and ascertain the meaning of our
English idiom; and this seems to require nothing more than that our language be
considered, so far as it is our own; that the words and phrases used in the general
intercourse of life... The value of a work must be estimated by its use; it is not
enough that a dictionary delights the critick, unless, at the same time, it instructs
the learner; as it is to little purpose that an engine amuses the philosopher by the
subtlety of its mechanism, if it requires so much knowledge in its application as
to be of no advantage to the common workman.”
Samuel Johnson from ‘The Plan of an English Dictionary”
38. “our language be considered the words and
phrases used in the general intercourse of life”
Samuel Johnson from ‘The Plan of an English Dictionary”
39. We can make a word right now.
And it can be in the next
revision of the dictionary.
63. When the Normans (French)
conquered England, they doubled
the size of the English language.
64. anger rage follow ensue
wrath ire forbid prohibit, interdict
ask inquire forgetting oblivion
aware cognizant foretell predict
back dorsal fox-like vulpine
begin commence freedom liberty
belief creed friendly amicable
belly abdomen gather assemble
bodily corporal get off descend
brotherly fraternal get out produce
buy purchase give provide
calf veal gladness joy, delight
cool acquiesce god deity
child infant go on proceed
come arrive guess suppose
cow beef, bovine hearing audience
deadly mortal, fatal heed attention
deep profound height altitude
deer venison help assist
earth soil hen poultry
end finish, complete hill mount
fatherly paternal horse equestrian
feeling sentiment hound-like canine
fill up replenish itch irritate
flood inundate know recognize
81. omit needless words
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Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain
no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary
sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have
no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary
parts. This requires not that the writer make all his
sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his
subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.
– from “The Elements of Style” by Strunk and White
85. The camel died quite suddenly on the
second day, and Selena fretted sulkily
and, buffing her already impeccable
nails--not for the first time since the
journey began--pondered snidely if this
would dissolve into a vignette of minor
inconveniences like all the other
holidays spent with Basil.
Gail Cain 1983 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winner
86. The camel died quite suddenly on the
second day, and Selena fretted sulkily
and, buffing her already impeccable
nails--not for the first time since the
journey began--pondered snidely if this
would dissolve into a vignette of minor
inconveniences like all the other
holidays spent with Basil.
Gail Cain 1983 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winner
87. The camel died on the second day.
Selena fretted, not for the first time
since the journey began -- pondered if
this would dissolve into a vignette of
minor inconveniences like all the other
holidays spent with Basil.
88. 3. No jargon, buzzwords,
technical terms or acronyms.
99. MegaMicroSystems is a key industry player
with global tangible assets, strategic allied
partnerships, and an information-driven
technology base. We utilize user-centric
methodologies, grow visionary systems, and
orchestrate strategic functionalities in order to
generate successful customer and end-user
experiences. The ultimate goal for our targeted
client base is to allow them to implement
world-class synergies, generate end-to-end
communities, and launch successful
implemented platforms.
119. “...a great vampire squid wrapped
a r o u n d t h e f a c e o f h u m a n i t y,
relentlessly jamming it’s blood funnel
into anything that smells like money.”
Matt Tabbibi describing Goldman Sachs
122. “What does it say that Iranians can
march by the millions, put life and
limb on the line, while Americans sit
meekly by as a financial colossus with
tentacles deep into the federal
government enriches itself beyond our
imagination on the backs of the poor
and the struggling?”
Peter Daou on Goldman Sachs
123. 5. If possible avoid any word
from with a French, Latin or
Greek root.
124. The core of the English language,
Anglo-Saxon, is still our best source of
clear and powerful words.
125. anger rage follow ensue
wrath ire forbid prohibit, interdict
ask inquire forgetting oblivion
aware cognizant foretell predict
back dorsal fox-like vulpine
begin commence freedom liberty
belief creed friendly amicable
belly abdomen gather assemble
bodily corporal get off descend
brotherly fraternal get out produce
buy purchase give provide
calf veal gladness joy, delight
cool acquiesce god deity
child infant go on proceed
come arrive guess suppose
cow beef, bovine hearing audience
deadly mortal, fatal heed attention
deep profound height altitude
deer venison help assist
earth soil hen poultry
end finish, complete hill mount
fatherly paternal horse equestrian
feeling sentiment hound-like canine
fill up replenish itch irritate
flood inundate know recognize
126.
127. “I gained an immense
advantage over the cleverer
boys... I got into my bones the
essential structure of the
ordinary sentence– which is a
noble thing.”
Sir Winston Churchill
132. It’s form was an exact quadrangle;
and we may calculate that a square
of about seven hundred yards was
sufficient for the encampment of
twenty thousand; though a similar
number of our own troops would
expose to the enemy a front of
more than treble of that extent.
133. “...a great vampire squid wrapped
a r o u n d t h e f a c e o f h u m a n i t y,
relentlessly jamming it’s blood funnel
into anything that smells like money.”
Matt Tabbibi describing Goldman Sachs
134. Most of the languages in the
world convey a level of meaning
through word order.
135. For the vast majority of
languages this order is
SUBJECT, OBJECT, VERB.
141. If you are a native English
speaker, your brain is wired so
that this is the easiest order for
you to process language.
142. In fact, this order is a tool for
understanding the world.
143. “Use the analytic tool of
complete sentences, including
subjects, objects and predicates.”
-- Lou Gerstner, in the famous
memo that banned the use of
presentation slides at IBM
144. Every sentence, no matter how
complicated, confused or
unclear can be broken down
into a simpler sentence that fits
this form: Subject Verb (Object)
145. “Did you know that Abraham
Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg
Address while traveling from
Washington to Gettysburg on
the back of an envelope.”
146. “Robinson, who coaches the
Oregon State Beavers, was
cheered on by the President, who
snacked on popcorn, the First
Lady, Sasha, Malia and the girls’
grandmother Marian Robinson.”
178. “Robinson, who coaches the
Oregon State Beavers, was
cheered on by the President, who
snacked on popcorn, the First
Lady, Sasha, Malia and the girls’
grandmother Marian Robinson.”
179. When workloads increase to a level requiring
hours in excess of an employee's regular duty
assignment, and when such work is estimated
to require a full shift of eight (8) hours or
more on two (2) or more consecutive days,
even though unscheduled days intervene, an
employee's tour of duty shall be altered so as
to include the hours when such work must be
done, unless an adverse impact would result
from such employee's absence from his
previously scheduled assignment.
180. The building is a huge structure that houses
federal courts as well as other agencies,
including the offices of Senators Harry Reid,
the Democratic majority leader, and John
Ensign, a Republican.
181. If it were just you and I talking, sitting close
together at small table in an uncertain port, a
place just far enough away from all that we
know that we could be honest with one
another, here's what I would tell you:
182. I utilized a multi-tined tool to
process a starch resource.
183. On Monday, the digital content
organization plans to announce
several moves that signal it is
ready for companies to start
building devices and services
with the technology this year.
184. Celebrations moved like a wave
from east to west as midnight
joyously struck across the globe
and the world welcomed 2010.
In New York, at least 1 million
people watch the iconic ball drop
in Times Square.
185. If, for a while, the ruse of desire is calculable
for the uses of discipline soon the repetition
of guilt, justification, pseudo-scientific
theories, superstition, spurious authorities,
and classifications can be seen as the
desperate effort to "normalize" formally the
disturbance of a discourse of splitting that
violates the rational, enlightened claims of its
enunciatory modality.
186. Valais is the first water bottled in the Swiss
Alps to be sold in the United States. The final
design for the bottle label reflects the Swiss
heritage by featuring a mountain images, as
well as a Swiss flag icon. It informs
consumers visually that this is a refreshing,
natural beverage.
187. Most gardeners limit their experience of
growing beans in their backyard gardens to
snap beans. In fact, snap beans are second in
popularity only to the omniscient tomato.
188. Much too frequently, the criminal manages
to escape the scene of a crime because he
manages to escape the visual capability of the
responding officers.
189. History is replete with examples to show that
throughout our long and rewarding relations
with the Chinese, they have time and again
proved to be totally untrustworthy.
190. All patient meals will be rethermalized by
use of a microwave oven before delivery to
patients.
191. Firefighters are often called upon to save
lives. Occasionally, they must help begin
lives. Such was the case yesterday morning
when five Elyria firefighters gave birth to a
girl in the bathroom of an apartment.
192. Businesses planning sales strategy perceive
buying power as a gauge of the general ability
of potential customers to buy their products.
193.
194. “It is one thing to study war
and another to live
the warrior's life.”
Telemon of Arcadia
203. the process
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1. There is a problem.
2. You gather information.
3. You develop solutions/options.
4. Some of them seem okay. Not great.
5. You run out of ideas.
6. You put it out of your mind completely.
7. The Eureka moment.
204. The cycle can take five minutes
or five years, but the steps are
always the same.
205. The discipline of focusing and
relaxing your mind is what
makes the process go.
206.
207. “I am a bear of very little brain
and long words bother me.”
Winnie the Pooh
208. We are far more simple
creatures than our egos will
allow us to understand.
209. I believe that we
get, at the most, six periods of
concentration a day.
210. “A writer only gets 2-3 hours of
productive time a day.”
215. To write well, you need to
manage your attention,
not your time.
216. Any system will work,
but I suggest
the Pomodoro Technique.
217. The Pomodoro Technique
1. Choose a task
2. Set timer to 25 minutes
3. Work on the task until the timer rings.*
4. Take a short break.
5. Every four Pomodoros, a longer break.
http://www.pomodorotechnique.com/
218. If you are interrupted
or lose focus, you don’t
count the Pomodoro.
219. You take a break,
then wind the timer
up and try again.
229. “He writes the worst English that I
have ever encountered. It reminds me
of a string of wet sponges; it reminds
me of tattered washing on the line; it
reminds me of stale bean soup, of
college yells, of dogs barking idiotically
through endless nights. It is so bad that
a sort of grandeur creeps into it.”
H.L. Mencken on Warren G. Harding
237. “I am a teacher of athletes. He
that by me spreads a wider
breast than my own proves the
worth of my own. He most
honors my style who learns
under it to destroy the teacher.”
Walt Whitman
238. ____________________________________________
orwell’s rules for writing
1.Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which
you are used to seeing in print.
2.Never use a long word where a short one will do.
3.If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
4.Never use the passive where you can use the active.
5.Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word
if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
6.Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright
barbarous.