1) The document appears to be a log or story about the Iron family and their lives in a trailer park, including various comedic events and interactions between family members.
2) A new baby is born to the family, with the gender unknown, continuing the story.
3) Various family members have aspirations or goals discussed, such as going to college, improving creativity, or getting a job, while also dealing with typical family situations like chores, children's activities and birthdays.
21. Aaaand there goes the party score.
It plummeted from “Not bad” to “Disaster” with just one hit.
Probably because no one touched the juice.
22. “If I’m not looking, it’s not cheating.”
“Oh relax, Bruce. Your wife’s had my baby.”
“What?”
23. “Move, Pras. I want to get out of here as fast as I can.”
“In a minute dear. Let’s just have the party timer run out first.”
24. NO! GET OFF!
DO YOU HEAR ME? I AM REVOKING YOUR JUICE PRIVILEGES
THIS INSTANT!
25. Benny decided to hang out with the dead for a while.
If you’re wondering why the computer section is fenced in, I’ve
got two words for ya: environment score.
26. Benjamin went back for EVERY. SINGLE. GNOME. (well, two
were missing since last chapter, so I doubt we’ll ever get those
back)
27. “I’m just saying, Sgucci is not what it used to be. Just look at the
quality of their ‘09 dress collection.”
“… Voice, is he… um…”
No idea what you’re talking about.
28. Buffy makes her very first haunting!
I’ve read that sim ghosts can play with pet ghosts, so I’m
actually psyched about Bar dying because I want to see it
happen ^.^
29. “Sit still! I want you to experience the pain I went through as a
toddler!”
“Gween uncwe scawy. Want Baj-Baj.”
30. DANG IT NEO
EAT ALL THE FUNNY CHEESES YOU WANT BUT LAY OFF THE
ALCOHOL FOR PETE’S SAKE
31. “Oh, hi Patrick! Yeah, it’s true. Sorry for our loss.”
Patrick is Barium’s half-brother. And still a teenager.
Should I include the Ottomases in the family tree?
32. HEY!
You may be in grief over the son you never met but GET LOST!
33. “Mom, could you please take over my chores while I teach my
son about the essence of life?”
“Oh, darling, I have my own responsibilities too, y’know.”
“Like allowing your former lover into our home?”
34. “Ben, could you please get out? I need to ventilate my anger
upon this adorable child.”
35. Nice sandwich. Made it all by yourself?
“Of course. We wouldn’t want to end up like my brother, now
would we?”
36. …I don’t get why they love bathing so much.
They’re supposed to be sloppy.
37. I jumped in my seat when I saw the “TWO new babies”-pop-up.
The outcome was triplets, all boys.
I blame the juice.
38. Tellurium is a brittle, mildly toxic, rare metalloid that is easily
pulverised. Crystalline tellurium has a silvery-white appearance,
and exhibits a metallic lustre when pure.
Humans exposed to as little as 0.01 mg m-3 in air, or less,
develop "tellurium breath", which has a garlic-like odour.
39. Livermorium is a synthetic, extremely radioactive element that
has only been observed in laboraty environments.
An isotope of livermorium, 292Lv, was identified in the reaction
of 248Cm (Curium) with 48Ca (Calcium). It is very shortlived and
decomposes to a known isotope of Flerovium, 288
114Fl.
40. Curium is a transuranic radioactive metal named after Marie
and Pierre Curie. It is only produced in nuclear reactors. It
tarnishes slowly in dry air at room temperature. If curium enters
the body it accumulates in the bones, and is therefore very
toxic as its radiation destroys the red-cell forming mechanism.
41. Wow, those were long paragraphs.
I think Sam is feeling a bit jelly <3
42. “Why did I have to dieeee?”
Because you didn’t eat your vegetables.
48. “I’ve learned how to become a better parent!”
While your first-born is waddling over to play in the rain.
49. “Now, for the next of my kind…”
Thanks for only haunting those with the wish for it.
“I feel like you’d do something nasty to my grave if I did that.”
52. I think this is the funniest fear I’ve ever seen xD
Let’s just ignore that purple want.
53. “You wish to cheat on me, eh?”
“Wish to, unlike you.”
“Hey Voice, how about you check what Cal’s been up to?”
54. Cal is currently living in one of the trailers across the street.
He’s working in Criminal, but don’t tell his landlord that.
55. He also had a familiar face move in.
More details can be found on my livejournal under the tag
“simfic50”, prompt “Lost”.
56. “I got this sucker goood”.
Ginger is a Family sim, by the way. And apparently Californium
no longer has a secondary aspiration <.<
57. “Hi son, just thought I’d see how – is that Ginger?”
“Everything’s fine. You can go home now.”
58. “Calorie?”
“What is it, Gingersnap?”
“I got employed at SCIA today. Don’t worry, I won’t rat you out.”
59. Mister Rauta wanted to improve his creativity, so I gave him an
acoustic guitar by Atavera at modthesims.info .
And let me tell you how hard it is to take a decent picture in a
tiny apartment with relatives walking in like they own the place.
60. “Cal, my clothes are stretching out, if you know what I mean…”
“I think I do…”
61. “Ginger Newson, will you be my wife?”
“I thought you’d never ask!”
That’s pretty much it. Back to headquarters.
63. “OH MY GOD HE’S NAKED!”
Yes, that is customary when taking baths.
64. The micro-managing is slowly taking its toll on me.
I mean, who would’ve thought that a household with 9 sims
and 2 pets would be so hard to take care of? /sarcasm
66. Nice work on making it look like the pipes are clogged.
“I didn’t do it!”
Hey, old man problems are nothing to be embarrassed about.
67. Summer is here again, meaning it’s yard sale time! Good thing
the son-in-law came with a golden register badge.
Don’t you even think about getting a treat, Benny.
68. Patrick’s already setting his sights on the treasure chest!
Someone who played this challenge before me experienced
that you should wait with the rocks, otherwise no one might
buy the expensive items.
69. Alert! Patient has escaped the asylum!
“I’m going to grow old and childless… must buy chess table…”
I guess you can stay for a while.
85. “I’m sure the judge won’t convict you! And even if she does,
just have Voice pull some strings and you’ll be fine.”
Hey!
86. Oh look, Neppy brought Teresa home. Don’t you think she’d be
really impressed if you, oh I don’t know, WENT TO COLLEGE?
“I’ll do my homework when I feel like it, okay?”
87. How was school for you, then?
“Our science teacher Mr. Ottomas has been absent for some
time. I hope he isn’t sick. Should I write him a ‘get well’-card?”
… probably not.
88. SYNCHRONISED SMUSTLING! It’s so awesome that you have to
drive your hand through the wall!
Which I now realise is corrugated iron. And this is Iron Values,
the Rauta (iron) family. Oh, the irony!
89. “I decided to help my children with their birthdays all at once,
so I blocked the way to one of the babies with another baby so
that neither one can be picked up now!”
Is this what I get for making bad puns?