Living a full and happy life depends on what you do - and what you DON'T do. Check out these 22 things to avoid at all costs.

1. the septic
BUCKET LIST
22 things NOT to do
before you die
by ryn gargulinski

2. chew through an electric cord

3. get stuck in an air duct

4. hand-feed raw hamburger to an alligator

5. rent an apartment above a brooklyn pizzeria

6. pick a dentist who won’t use novocaine

7. handcuff yourself to a dolphin

8. stick a fork in your eye

9. drop your glasses in an outhouse

10. swaddle yourself in pink insulation

11. skinny-dip in the detroit river

12. adopt a rabid rabbit

13. trust sardines from the dollar store

14. kick a construction barrel while
riding your bike

15. attempt to bathe a feral cat

16. lick a frozen flagpole

17. play hopscotch on ice

18. park your car in a pack rat zone

19. choose the wrong hiking toilet paper

20. massage a porcupine

21. climb a saguaro cactus

22. shoot a saguaro cactus

23. shove your size 8 feet into size 4 shoes
(even if the shoes are red and on sale)

24. Thanks to mom and dad
for helping me come up with the idea for this book.
…and NO, none of the stuff came from first-hand
experience (except maybe the construction barrel, the
cockroach apartment and the shoes).
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