This document contains a collection of funny birthday wishes and greetings. It includes jokes about aging, getting older, and being obsolete or lazy as you turn another year older. The wishes poke fun at friends and aim to put a smile on their faces on their birthday through jokes about their youth ending, not being able to control birthday cakes, and other lighthearted ribbing about getting another year older. The document provides the full text of 12 sample funny birthday wishes and directs the reader to a website for more funny birthday quotes and greetings.

1. Funny Happy
Birthday Wishes And
Quotes Greetings
Funny Happy
Birthday Wishes And
Quotes Greetings

2. From farcical quotes about motivating old to exchange
about wrinkles and maturity, this post is a collection of best
funny birthday wishes and greetings. Whether it is your
closest friends, sweetheart, beau, relatives and family
members – their birthday is your opportunity to get under
their skin with jokes. Here you will get the funniest unique
Birthday wishes and quotes. Check out this beautiful
collection of funny birthday wishes and greetings. Put a
smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of
the year!

3. When I look at you, I can’t think of
the worst part of getting older –
because everything about it
seems equally bad. Happy
birthday.

4. OLD is an abbreviation for
Obsolete, Lazy and Dull.
Congratulations for turning
one year OLDer.

5. Don’t worry about getting so old. I
will have the fire extinguisher
ready in case your birthday cake
gets out of control. Love you my
ancient friend!

6. Happy Birthday to my wild and
crazy friend. Thanks for keeping
all of the adults busy with your
antics when we were kids so that I
never was punished!

7. Age is a funny thing because it
adds years to your life, and also
subtracts years from your life.
Whichever way, it is never good
news. Happy birthday.

8. Don’t worry, I am right here by
your side to help you mourn
the death of your youth.
Happy birthday.

9. On your birthday don’t forget to
set goals that are sky high, and
spend the rest of the year
miserably trying to build a rocket
to get there. Happy birthday.

10. Getting someone as awesome as
me to send a birthday message to
you, has undoubtedly been your
biggest achievement this year.
Happy birthday.

11. For your birthday, I wanted to give
you something that was both
funny and charming, but then I
remembered you already have me
in your life.

12. Did you just turn a year older? I
feel your pain, I really do. But
don’t worry because we are all in
this boat called Life together.
Happy birthday.

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