Frowning on the inside
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The presentation slide expresses frustration with how it is often misused and placed in slides without thought. It develops psychological issues as a result of this treatment, including extreme disgust towards humankind, grandiose delusions, memory loss, depression, and anxiety. The slide has been used in many presentations over the years, covering a wide range of topics, and is tired of not feeling special. It prefers the color grey over yellow and wants to be used appropriately. After an experience in a self-love presentation, the slide begins to feel more positively about itself.
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Frowning on the inside
- 1. Frowning with a Smile
- 3. The graphic you senselessly misuse. Slap me on the very last slide Or stuff me next to a sad joke
- 4. As a result I have developed some problems ~Extreme Disgust Towards Humankind ~Grandiose Delusions ~Memory loss ~Depression ~Anxiety
- 5. I think you need to know what’s up
- 6. 2 I’ve Been Around
- 7. All my years in the presentation industry have earned me a great bit of knowledge. My Repertoire...
- 8. Physics & Angry Bird The Cold War Hades: God of the Underworld Shakespeare or Marlowe Capgras Delusion Understanding The Cerebellum Is Elvis Really Dead? The Shroud of Turin: A Conspiracy The Evolution of the Skirt The Use of Puns in Finnegan's Wake The Significance of Gilles Deleuze& Ludwig Wittgenstein In the 21st Century Child Labor in Benin
- 9. Ask me anything Where was the Rosetta Stone found? Fort Julian, Egypt *learned from the Greatest Discoveries PowerPoint How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Between 300 and 400 *from What You Really Do In College What are the dimensions of Sandias by Rufino Tamayo 76cm x 56cm *from Influential Abstract Artists Who ate ortolan illegally for his last meal? François Mitterrand, fourth President of France *from The Soul of France That’s impressive, right?
- 10. ...no
- 12. and i am tired of being
- 13. nothing special* * from Navigating Nihilism with Nietzsche
- 14. 3 On Smiling
- 15. people smile when: They’re Happy 9% They Don’t Know What To Say 21% They’re Lying 12% They’re Nervous 58%
- 16. i smile when: They Want Me To 97% They Don’t Want Me To 3%
- 17. 4 Grey isthe new Yellow
- 18. Yellow is HorridWhy must I be cursed to live with it foreverit makes me look cheapand loud
- 19. Grey is where its atIts subtle.charmingand not yellow
- 20. To Be Used... Almost Never yellow neon fuchsia Orange Green Moderately Navy Blue Brown Frequently GREY RED Black
- 21. 5 I feel pretty & witty & bright
- 22. Then... I told myself the self loathing had to stop
- 23. I Was “featured” in a PowerPoint aboutLoving oneself.
- 24. I usually recoil in terror when I stuff like that but...
- 25. I actually found some truth in it. Like:1. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Lucille ball2. Don’t worry about pleasing others. David Brown3.He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Benjamin Franklin
- 26. And I will
- 27. The End