My Selfish Accessibility talk as a 5 minute Ignite talk, with slides that auto-advance every 15 seconds and no speaker notes. You know, for fun.

1. Selfish
Accessibility
DevOps Days Buffalo
September 26th–27th, 2019

2. Getting Older
• Affects (nearly) everyone,
• Carries risks and side effects,
• Is not for the young.
I’m still experimenting with it.

3. Rising Damp on Flickr.

4. Darren Baldwin on Flickr.

5. Accidents
• Broken limbs,
• Eye injuries,
• Hearing injuries,
• Head trauma.
All of these have happened to me, multiple times.

6. Rev Stan on Flickr.

7. Let Ideas Compete on Flickr.

8. Paul Townsend on Flickr.

9. But I’m Invincible!
• Multi-tasking,
• Sunlight,
• Eating at your desk,
• No headphones handy,
• Content is not in your native language.
The sun is trying to kill me.

10. Mariëlle on Flickr.

11. Seb on Flickr.

12. A.Davy on Flickr.

13. Steve Rhodes on Flickr.

14. SuperFantastic on Flickr.

15. Lars Kristian Flem on Flickr.

16. Tech Support
• Think of your family!
• Think of your time spent helping them!
• Think of the wasted holidays!
This is why we hate the holidays.

17. Robert Simmons on Flickr.

18. Everyone Else!

19. Stairamp
Dean Bouchard on Flickrhttp://accessibility.net.nz/blog/the-problems-with-ramps-blended-into-stairs/

20. Maintenance
Nicolas Steenhouthttps://twitter.com/vavroom/status/571092086365261824
“Wheelchair ramp at
pharmacy not only
hasn’t been cleared of
snow but has 2 potted
trees to ensure nobody
can pass.”