Discreet Business Proposition

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Discreet Business Proposition

  1. 1. I KNOW YOU’LL THINK I’M CRAZY BUT…..<br />an Arielle Phillips production<br />
  2. 2. Okay, so you guys know I’m a total nerd…<br />
  3. 3. But this just might be the SWEETEST proposition you’ve ever heard.<br />Yes, Lulu. I stole the idea from Couples’ Retreat. So.<br />
  4. 4. Real quick, what’s my favorite show?!<br />
  5. 5. You guessed right!!!<br />The one… the only.<br />
  6. 6. So you’re probably wondering… What the EFF does this have to do with anything? <br />Well… I’ll get to that.<br />
  7. 7. don’t you get sick of Norfolk?<br />
  8. 8. Why not add some spice to life?<br />Even if for only a few days…?<br />*wink, wink*<br />
  9. 9. Doesn’t this seem more like it?<br />
  10. 10. What if, completely free of charge, you could travel with your two closest friends to a place that never sleeps? <br />
  11. 11. WELL I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!<br />
  12. 12. I’M MAKING YOU AN OFFER THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE! <br />I think… Or at least, I HOPE.<br />
  13. 13. Firstly, let me tell you guys that I love you two more than I love anyone in my life [outside of Chickaboo]. Louie, you’re the sister I never had, and Jordan I love you more than I love one of my brothers. Lol. You two inspire me on so many levels that I can’t help but want to do something for you both in return… So. With that being said… I’M PREGNANT!<br />
  14. 14. With JOY…!<br />
  15. 15. I was told a few months ago that there would be an NCIS Fan Fest held this year for fans of NCIS. [obviously]. So, of course, I immediately jumped on with the idea. <br />
  16. 16. But I originally intended to go solo. But what fun would that be? I immediately thought of Lulu first. I know she hasn’t traveled much, and she doesn’t mind, but I know that if I go somewhere, I want my big homie right by my side.<br />
  17. 17. But it’s a two-for-one deal with you two and I like Jordan a lot, so I was like, Ehh, what the heck?! Let’s make it a party! ^_^<br />
  18. 18. Now, I know you’re saying, ‘AP get to the point…’<br />Getting there…<br />
  19. 19. So here it is…<br />I’M FLYING US ALL OUT TO LOS ANGELES!!! Lol.<br />
  20. 20. Don’t look at me like that! I’m serious. I’ve been planning this since September. And everything is already in the works.<br />
  21. 21. You’re thinking, ‘How the ‘h’ can irresponsible *beep* AP afford to fly HERSELF to LA, let alone, the THREE of us. . . Aha. Cause I got mad skillz son.<br />
  22. 22. Like I said, I’ve been planning for months now, and now that the planning is complete, all I gotta do now is make things happen.<br />So here it is…<br />
  23. 23. I took the time to email/chat with about 8 different booking agencies and came to the best choice, which will be elaborately explained in the next slide.<br />
  24. 24. TRAVELOCITY<br />5 Day, 4 Night Trip<br />From Norfolk Int’l Airport [ORF] to Los Angeles Int’l Airport [LAX]<br />Departing: Thursday, September 23, 2010<br />Returning: Monday, September 27, 2010<br />1 Room, 4 nights.<br />1 Rental car, 5 days.<br />
  25. 25. Flight Plans…<br />This flight plan was picked and chosen out of many and is the lowest package price option. But don’t get it twisted; it’s still apart of the best.<br />Thursday, September 23, 2010 <br />Depart: 5:45am from ORF [1 stop]<br />Arrive: 10:52am at LAX<br />Monday September 27, 2010<br />Depart: 12:30pm from LAX [1 stop]<br />Arrive: 11:27PM at ORF<br />
  26. 26. Hotel Plans <br />5 Days, 4 Nights<br />Good Night Inn in Sylmar [East Hollywood]<br />1 room, 2 Queen-sized beds.<br />
  27. 27. Rental Car<br />5 Days, 4 Nights<br />Four Door Sedan<br />Enterprise; we’ll pick you up ;)<br />
  28. 28. Sounds expensive as *beep*, don’t it?<br />HA! Think again!<br />
  29. 29. All of this for the price of…<br />Flight + Hotel + Car Total……………………… $1,206.49<br />Tax Recovery Charge & Service Fees…....... $211.13<br />Total Amount for full trip………………………. $1,417.62<br />…………………………………………($472.54 per person)<br />Not bad, right?<br />
  30. 30. And you don’t have to pay a thing!  <br />
  31. 31. Now the representative for NCIS Fan Fest Inc. told me that there’s a special for those attending that would run me way cheaper than the booking I just calculated, but this would my first time traveling and I wanna play it safe, ya digg…?<br />So… questions? <br />

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