THE BABES. Which babe are you?

1. moldy
• likes to say “bosom”
• fights vendors at mall kiosks
• cries about their cat
• will lick anything on a dare
• threw up while driving 70 mph and didn’t crash

2. angle
• always right
• brought snacks
• love language: liking all your posts
• will fight you about hamlet/ophelia
• would perform an entire soliloquy if asked

3. chartreuse
• A Lady ™
• good at everything
• buys books they already own
• won’t do anything you tell them
• keeps fandom blog a secret for five minutes

4. finger
• Chewbacca Mom
• touches the computer screen
• shares netflix password with 20 people
• will always give you bandaids
• laughs so hard everyone thinks they’re crying