5. ‘Dickies Such An Asshole’ One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me, What the government's tryin' t' do . . . Dickie's just too tricky For a chump like me to use Well, you'd take that sub-committee serious, boy You might get a seizure from the evenin' news
6. Allusions from Nixon’s history with Zappa’s own rhetoric Let me tell you one thing right now Let me tell you one thing right here Let me make this perfectly clear Let me tell you 'bout this right here You know you put me in office So you must have wanted me in office I've did you no harm You know I'm not a crook You know I'm innocent
7. The missing Watergate tapes I had twenty-five tapes I only have ten I don't know what happened to the rest Musta gave 'em to a friend Bebe Somebody Ronald Somebody Who Was it? Who?
8. Build Toward The Opening Motif Here It Comes Ladies And Gentleman, Sing Right Along Dickie’s Such An Asshole Sincerely Dick We Mean it