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izy is a liam girl
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2. Who is Izy?
• Izy, commonly referred to as Ozy because of the
proximity of I and O on the keyboard, is a fifteen year
old Taiwanese girl born and raised in Australia.
• Izy enjoys drinking tea, editing, the occasional curse,
writing, reading, and dedicating a twitter/tumblr to the
world’s biggest boyband, One Direction.
Edit: also dedicates her time to 5 Seconds of Summer.
• She claims to be a “Niall girl”; however, after many
hours of sifting through her tweets and tags on tumblr
and taking a poll of ~twenty very reliable people, I have
gathered an entirely different consensus.
3. Izy: Not Your Typical Niall Girl
• First of all, and probably the most confusing and bizarre
piece of information, is that Izy’s otp is Liam/Louis.
Edit: her otp and otp2 have switched places.
• Now, though I have not made a fandom-wide consensus, I
can almost certainly state that fans usually have an otp with
their favorite in it. It only seems logical.
• However, Izy’s otp is Liam/Louis and her otp2 is Liam/Harry.
By otp3 she finally includes her favorite, choosing
Louis/Niall.
• Any normal Niall girl would have chosen Niall/self or really
Niall/anyone as otp, but.
4. It’s Not Like Izy Doesn’t Like Niall
• Often times I have witnessed her vehemently
cursing at photos of Niall and having a good
cry over him.
• She even created a new blog to dedicate to
Niall.
• Here are all of the Niall related tweets that I
could find...
6. It’s Just That She Talks About Liam
More
• As stated previously, Izy’s otp is Liam/Louis.
Edit: Liam/Harry, but I digress.
• This means she reads Liam/Louis fics. This means she live tweets
these fics.
• I should reiterate that HER OTP IS LIAM PAYNE AND LOUIS
TOMLINSON. LIAM PAYNE WHO SHE VEHEMENTLY DENIES AS BEING
HER FAVORITE, YET HE IS IN HER OTP AND HER OTP2 BUT HE ISN’T
HER FAVORITE NIALL IS YEAH, YES, OF COURSE OK.
• She live tweets other fics with Liam in them (Liam/Harry fics.)
• She talks about Liam’s face and Liam’s hair and Liam’s clothes and
Liam’s arm when it’s around Louis (are we sure Louis isn’t her second
favorite?? Is Niall even on the list anymore??)
Edit: not even sure she reads fic anymore, but
7. Liam is Izy’s Favorite Because (Part 1):
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HUFFLEPUFF HUFFLEPUFF HUFFLEPUFF
LOYAL, DEPENDING, TRUSTWORTHY, RESPONSIBLE
LIAM PAYNE
IZY CHANG
THEIR NAMES ALMOST RHYME, EVEN
BUT THEY ARE BOTH HUFFLEPUFF
Like, Izy took multiple sorting tests and she was
Hufflepuff every time. And Liam, well, Liam.
• What is Niall? No one knows. Izy surely doesn’t. (And
she says he’s her favorite, pft, please.)
8. Liam is Izy’s Favorite Because (Part 2):
• Why isn’t liam everyone’s favorite lol lol lol
9. Boy band Member Izy Talks About Most in Comparison
to the Other Members
louis
harry
niall
zayn
liam
10. Boy band Member Mentioned Most Often By
Izy to Others
louis
harry
niall
zayn
liam
11. Amount of Time Izy Talks about One Direction vs 5
Seconds of Summer
1D
5sos
12. “Mum” is a Liam Girl: The Tweet
• so it seems that izy is not the only liam girl in the family
13. “Mum” is a Liam Girl: The Text
•While on vacation
recently, I walked
past a woman
taking a picture of
her son. She said
“vacationstagram”
which is usually a
term Harry uses as
well as the fandom.
I texted Izy about
this and she said
this—which made
her bring up the
fact that her
mother is a liam girl
which means “like
mother like
daughter” so…… izy
is a liam girl
14. Obsessed with the Real Liam Payne
• izy randomly felt the need to express this thought. admittedly, the link is to a picture of
niall. but, she first mentioned liam which obviously means that she thought of him first and
therefore, he is her favorite
19. THEN SHE FELT BAD ABOUT IT
• this is why izy is my favorite because she felt bad and was kind enough to want
to give me, a fellow liam girl, her liam follow
20. Who is Izy’s Favorite?
• This the portion in which ~twenty people
were asked the same question:
• Who is Izy’s favorite member of One
Direction?
• The results prove literally everything
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22. New Entry to the Poll
•When izy asked her friend who her favorite
might be lol would you look at that
25. Liar liar pants on fire
Everything else is pointing to izy is a liam girl
26. Guesses That Weren’t Liam
•Oh look there were only 2 people…………. BUT they didn’t guess
Niall, did they? No they did not (Actually there was one vote for
niall but I seem to have misplaced it oh well ) in fact they guessed
the two people that she talks about most after Liam
44. Izy on Tumblr
• This is the portion where I went through her
tags on tumblr and her About on tumblr
• I don’t know whether to laugh cry or say I told
you so
45. Her Old Niall Tag
‘damn u’ now that’s not very nice
Ouch that’s really rude
Wow that was tough
46. Her New Niall Tag
Do you even like him
Doesn’t really say much about niall does it
If you’re thinking her niall tag is going to look any
different I am here to tell you it doesn’t
47. Her Old Liam Tag!!!
CONCLUSION I AM A LIAM GIRL and FAVOURITE
I AM A LIAM GIRL and a bunch of gibberish bc liam
leaves her emotionally unstable
capitalization
Lol not a liam girl though oh ok
48. Her New Liam Tag!!!!
New tag but still favourite hmm
Can’t even form proper sentences anymore liam has quite
honestly rendered her speechless same izy same
49. Liam Tag vs Niall Tag: This Says It All
• Liam Tag:
• Niall Tag:
50. Izy’s About on Tumblr
Really izy really
Did you know she paid people to say this smh
51. Tweets
• Now we are going to take another look at
some recent tweets because somehow, izy
just does not stop
52. POWERPAYNE???
One night on twitter izy’s friends were talking about “powerpayne”
I didn’t know what it meant:
53. POWERPAYNE!!!
So I did some investigating:
Then proof from the lovely beth:
HER TUMBLR URL WAS POWERPAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!! PAYNE PAYNE PAYNE PAYNE PAYNE
I LITERALLY AM LAUGHING JUST SO I DO NOT CRY BC I TOLD YOU SO WHAT MORE
DO YOU NEED TO BELIEVE THAT IZY IS IN FACT A LIAM GIRL I SWEAR TO THE HIGH
HEAVENS MY OH MY
54. OK
Izy made this to demonstrate the niall girls and the liam girls bless her it proves nothing
55. I Believe in Love and Peace
As liam girls we are not competitive, we stand together
united. Well for the most part thank you very much izy plus
she’s already a liam girl so this tweet is pointless
58. One Last Time
I did an impromptu poll late one night and
this happened
59. Then This Happened
She didn’t want anyone to favorite the “izy is a liam girl” tweet
smh at u izy
60. Does Izy Even Know Zayn Is In The
Band?
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61. I Take It Back
Idk how bc she never tweets about
him but ok
She knows he exists
Do you want to be a zayn girl bc
being a liam girl is too hard
62. In Conclusion
• Izy is a liam girl no matter what she says no
matter what “proof” she has that says otherwise
she is in fact a liam girl she is just in denial soon
she will accept it because once you are a liam girl
you are a liam girl for life and I think I have
proved that though izy may think she is
otherwise, she really is a girl of the liam payne
variety
• Thank you this took a long time to make didn’t it
hmmm
Notas del editor
Insert screenshots of her freaking out over niall here
Snapbird, tomorrow, liam’s name on izy’s profile again and also niall’s name