Crossbread dogs we know and love

Pointer + Setter =
Crossbreed Poinsetter, a
Dogs We traditional
Christmas pet
Know &
Love Crossbreed Dogs To Love
Crossbreed Dogs To Love

Kerry Blue Terrier + Pekingnese + Lhasa
Skye Terrier = Blue Apso = Peekasso,
Skye, a dog for an abstract dog
visionaries

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Irish Water Spaniel Labrador Retriever +
+ English Springer Curly Coated
Spaniel = Irish Retriever = Lab Coat
Springer, a dog Retriever, the choice
fresh and clean as a of research scientists
whistle Crossbreed Dogs To Love Crossbreed Dogs To Love

Newfoundland + Terrier + Bulldog
Basset Hound = = Terribull, a dog
Newfound Asset that makes awful
Hound, a dog for mistakes
financial advisors

Bloodhound + Malamute + Pointer
Labrador = = Moot Point,
Blabador, a dog that owned by....oh, well,
barks incessantly it doesn't matter
anyway

Deerhound + Terrier Bull Terrier + Shitzu
= Derriere, a dog = Bullshitz, a
that's true to the gregarious but
end unreliable breed


Alabama:

True It is illegal for a driver to
be blindfolded while
operating a vehicle.
Laws
True Laws

California: Connecticut:
Community leaders You can be stopped by
passed an ordinance the police for biking
that makes it illegal for over 65 miles per hour.
anyone to try and stop
a child from playfully
jumping over puddles
of water.
True Laws
True Laws True Laws

Connecticut: 3
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Florida:
You are not allowed to Women may be fined
walk across a street on for falling asleep under
your hands. a hair dryer, as can the
salon owner.

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Florida: Florida:

A special law prohibits If an elephant is left
unmarried women from tied to a parking meter,
parachuting on Sunday the parking fee has to
or she shall risk arrest, be paid just as it would
fine, and/or jailing. for a vehicle.

True Laws True Laws

Florida Florida

It is illegal to sing in a Men may not be seen
public place while publicly in any kind of
attired in a swimsuit. strapless evening
gown.

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Illinois:
It is illegal for anyone It is legal for a ministers
to give lighted cigars to carry a concealed
to dogs, cats, and weapon in their church.
other domesticated
animal kept as pets.

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Indiana: Indiana:

Bathing is prohibited Citizens aren’t allowed
during the winter. to attend a movie house
or theater nor ride in a
public streetcar within at
least four hours after
eating garlic.
True Laws True Laws

Iowa: Kentucky:

Kisses may last for as By law, anyone who
much as, but no more has been drinking is
than, five minutes. "sober" until he or she
"cannot hold onto the
ground."

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Louisiana:

It is illegal to transport It is illegal to rob a
an ice cream cone in bank and then shoot at
your pocket. the bank teller with a
water pistol.

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Louisiana: Massachusetts:

Biting someone with Mourners at a wake
your natural teeth is may not eat more than
"simple assault," while three sandwiches.
biting someone with
your false teeth is
"aggravated assault."
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Massachusetts: Massachusetts:

It’s illegal to sell cream Snoring is prohibited
puffs on Sunday. unless all bedroom
windows are closed
and securely locked.

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Massachusetts:6
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Nebraska:

An old ordinance A parent can be
declares goatees arrested if his child
illegal unless you first cannot hold back a
pay a special license burp during a church
fee for the privilege of service.
wearing one in public.
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New Mexico: New York:
A fine of $25 can be
Females are strictly
forbidden to appear levied for flirting. This
law specifically prohibits
unshaven in public.
men from turning around
on a city street and
looking "at a woman in
that way."
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New York: North Dakota:

A 2nd conviction calls for Beer & pretzels can't
the violating male to be be served at the same
forced to wear a "pair of time in any bar or
horse-blinders" wherever restaurant.
and whenever he goes
outside for a stroll.
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Oklahoma:

Women are prohibited Violators can be fined,
from wearing patent arrested or jailed for
leather shoes in public. making faces at a dog.

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Oklahoma: Oklahoma:

Females are forbidden Dogs must have a
from doing their own permit signed by the
hair without being mayor in order to
licensed by the state. congregate in groups
of three or more on
private property.
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Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania:
No man may purchase
A special cleaning
alcohol without written
ordinance bans
consent from his wife.
housewives from hiding
dirt and dust under a
rug in a dwelling.
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Texas:
Texas:

A city ordinance states It is illegal to take more
that a person cannot go than three sips of beer at
barefoot without first a time while standing.
obtaining a special five-
dollar permit.
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Vermont: Vermont:

Lawmakers made it It’s illegal to whistle
obligatory for under water
everybody to take at
least one bath each
week-on Saturday night.
True Laws True Laws

Washington: Washington:

All lollipops are banned. A law to reduce crime
states: "It is mandatory for
a motorist with criminal
intentions to stop at the
city limits and telephone
the chief of police as he is
entering the town.
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No children may
attend school with
Country &
their breath smelling
of "wild onions."
Western
Song Titles
True Laws

How Can I Miss Get Your
You If You Won't Biscuits In the
Go Away? Oven & Your
Buns In the Bed
Actual Country & Western Song Titles
Actual Country & Western Song Titles Actual Country & Western Song Titles

Get Your Tongue Her Teeth Were
Outta My Mouth Stained, But Her
Cause I'm Heart Was Pure
Kissing You
Goodbye

I Changed Her I Don't Know
Tires, She Whether To Kill
Changed My Life Myself Or Go
Bowling

I Fell In A Pile Of I Keep Forgetting'
You & Got Love That I Forgot
All Over Me About You


I Would Have I'd Rather Have A
Wrote You A Bottle In Front Of
Letter, But I Me Than A Frontal
Couldn't Spell Lobotomy
Yuck!

I've Been Flushed If I Can't Be Number
From The Bathroom One In Your Life,
Of Your Heart Then Number Two
On You


If Love Were Oil, If My Nose Were
I'd Be A Quart Full Of Nickels,
Low I'd Blow It All
Over You

If You Don't Mama Get The
Leave Me Alone, Hammer, There's
I'll Go Find A Fly On Papa's
Someone Else Head
Who Will

My Everyday If You Leave Me,
Silver Is Plastic Can I Come Too?


She Got The Pardon Me, I've
Gold Mine & I Got Someone To
Got The Shaft Kill


She Got the Ring Thank God &
& I Got the Finger the Greyhound
She's Gone


She Made They May Put Me
Toothpicks Out In Prison, But
of the Timber of They Can't Stop
My Heart My Face From
Breakin' Out

Velcro Arms, You Can't Have
Teflon Heart Your Kate &
Edith Too


You're the You Done Tore
Reason My Kids Out My Heart &
Are So Ugly Stomped That
Sucker Flat

I Spent My Last 10 How Can You
Dollars On Birth Believe Me When I
Say I Love You
Control & Beer When You Know I've
Been A Liar All My
Life?

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