1.
Code Review: Drinking Game

2.
Code Review: noun
Reviewing code by developers to guard the software
quality

3.
The only valid measurement of code quality:
code
review
good code
(c) 2008 focus shift

4.
The only valid measurement of code quality:
code
review
wtf
wtf
good code
(c) 2008 focus shift

5.
The only valid measurement of code quality:
code
review
wtf
wtf
good code
wtf
wtf is
this shit
wtf
wtf
dude,
wtf!
code
review
bad code
(c) 2008 focus shift

6.
[line 67]
Code Reviews be like:
why are you doing this?
«explains code»
no... as a profession?

7.
Drinking
Game?
artist winks at
camera
bad joke by
country at
results
bad NOTe
12 points for
neighbour
presenter
changes
costume
presenter
flirts
5 people sing
on stage
wind machine
blows
choir whistles
artist without
shoes
artist looses
wardrobe
folklore
outfit
Finale Drinking Game 2016
1 sip 2 sips ad fundum

8.
Java
1 sip 2 sips ad fundum
.net
code review
drinking
game

9.
Java
TODO comment
generated
comments
reviewer
exclaims WTF
over 2
generics
parameters
1 sip 2 sips ad fundum
.net
code review
drinking
game

10.
Java
TODO comment
generated
comments
reviewer
exclaims WTF
over 2
generics
parameters
> 3 nested
code blocks
empty
catch blok
unnecessary
complex code
(framework-itis)
Using Random
over
secureRandom
1 sip 2 sips ad fundum
.net
code review
drinking
game

11.
Java
TODO comment
generated
comments
reviewer
exclaims WTF
over 2
generics
parameters
> 3 nested
code blocks
empty
catch blok
unnecessary
complex code
(framework-itis)
Using Random
over
secureRandom
catch
Null Pointer
Exception
> 5 nested code
blocks
Hongarian
notation
merge conflict
in committed
code
1 sip 2 sips ad fundum
.net
code review
drinking
game

12.
JavaScript
Code Review Drinking Game

13.
JavaScript Code Review Drinking Game