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Joke Of The Day
- 2. Joke of the Day What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website!
- 3. Joke of the Day What has four legs but can't walk? A table!
- 4. Joke of the Day How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
- 5. Joke of the Day On which side of an ostrich are the feathers? The outside!
- 6. Joke of the Day “ Joey, can you come out and play?” “ No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”
- 7. Joke of the Day What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!
- 8. Joke of the Day Why did the clown take off his shoes? His feet felt funny.
- 9. Joke of the Day What did the elevator say to the doctor? “ I’m coming down with something.”
- 10. Joke of the Day What is the longest word in English? “ Smiles. There’s a mile between each “ s ”.
- 11. Joke of the Day Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!
- 12. Joke of the Day Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
- 13. Joke of the Day Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll
- 14. Joke of the Day Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.
- 16. Joke of the Day Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
- 17. Joke of the Day What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
- 18. Joke of the Day What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.
- 19. Joke of the Day What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.
- 20. Joke of the Day What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.
- 21. Joke of the Day Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
- 22. Joke of the Day What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- 23. Joke of the Day What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
- 24. Joke of the Day What did the gum say to the shoe? “ I’m stuck on you.”
- 25. Joke of the Day What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
- 26. Joke of the Day After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live. {cont.}
- 27. Is there anyone you want to see before you go?” “ Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”
- 28. Joke of the Day Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”
- 29. Joke of the Day What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella
- 30. Joke of the Day Where do spices go when they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.
