The Jesus no one knows: Husband, Father, and Lover - research by Dr. Bawdy

1. Sexual Research
Directly from the desk of Dr. Celestial Bawdy
“Who the hell is Dr Bawdy,” you might ask?
Are you one of the few who don’t know who Dr. Bawdy is? After taking
a moment to recover from your embarrassment, read on.
Dr. Celestial Bawdy, DFA, PHC, BO, LSMFT, is an esteemed scientist
of human behavior who mysteriously vanished more than 150 years ago,
and, after a brief sojourn in the nethersphere, suddenly reappeared on
earth to share his life’s work with archivist and historian Lawrence
Paros.
Dr. Bawdy is here to serve you—to help guide you through the shoals of
ignorance surrounding the issue of sex and enable you to better understand
what's happening, sexually speaking in today’s culture.
Jesus Top Ten Sexual Miracles
1. He causeth testosterone to rain down from the heavens

2. 2. He maketh foot fetishes au rigeur
3. He causeth an undescended testicle to ascend back into the scrotum
Annual Celebration of that event
4. He causeth a flat-chested woman to blossom fully into a C ( for Christ) cup
causing the young men of the village to hardenth

3. 5.He raiseth Lazarus’ penis from the dead
6. He restoreth the sight of young men blinded from masturbation and as an
added bonus, returned the motion to their wrists.
7. He melteth a frigid woman and then walketh upon her still waters, rescuing
her husband from her unbridled passion

4. 8. He maketh the limp handshake fashionable in the Gay community
9. He createth the Second Coming
10.He causeth women everywhere to call upon him at special moments
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