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Wisdom and Moments from 503d MP BN  Hilton Head Island, SC MaxMarriage Retreat Chaplain (CPT) Randy Loux Chaplain (LTC) Doug Peterson
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
 
 
 
 
 
Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health. And he’s already used to taking orders.
 
 
 
 
 
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
 
 
 
 
 
Men marry women with the hope  they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
 
 
 
 
 
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
 
 
 
 
 
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 
 
 
 
 
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
 
 
 
 
 
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts  when they try to decide  which one.
 
 
 
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
 
 
 
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
 
 
 
 
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot  on the kind of chick he marries.
 
 
 
 
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
 
 
There are 2 times when a man  doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
 
 
 
 
 

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1109 hhi

  • 1. Wisdom and Moments from 503d MP BN Hilton Head Island, SC MaxMarriage Retreat Chaplain (CPT) Randy Loux Chaplain (LTC) Doug Peterson
  • 2. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
  • 3.  
  • 4.  
  • 5.  
  • 6.  
  • 7.  
  • 8. Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health. And he’s already used to taking orders.
  • 9.  
  • 10.  
  • 11.  
  • 12.  
  • 13.  
  • 14. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
  • 15.  
  • 16.  
  • 17.  
  • 18.  
  • 19.  
  • 20. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
  • 21.  
  • 22.  
  • 23.  
  • 24.  
  • 25.  
  • 26. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
  • 27.  
  • 28.  
  • 29.  
  • 30.  
  • 31.  
  • 32. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • 33.  
  • 34.  
  • 35.  
  • 36.  
  • 37.  
  • 38. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
  • 39.  
  • 40.  
  • 41.  
  • 42.  
  • 43.  
  • 44. When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  • 45.  
  • 46.  
  • 47.  
  • 48. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
  • 49.  
  • 50.  
  • 51.  
  • 52. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
  • 53.  
  • 54.  
  • 55.  
  • 56.  
  • 57. Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
  • 58.  
  • 59.  
  • 60.  
  • 61.  
  • 62. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
  • 63.  
  • 64.  
  • 65. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
  • 66.  
  • 67.  
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