A message from james g. beirne

1. PinoyWatchDog.com
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Balita Media Anthony
Allen

2. A Message from James G. Beirne

3. Thank You PinoyWatchDog.com.
So why am I thanking
PinoyWatchDog.com? Well, as you
see in the advertisements, the Allens
are moving me out now, and moving
in the young atty allen to be the
figurehead instead. Before
PinoyWatchDog.com came along I
was going to have to work for a few
more years while the young atty allen
image was created and the Allens
moved me out to pasture. But now
with all the flaws of the Beirne law
office exposed I get to retire earlier
than Anthony and Luchie planned for
me. What a deal!

4. All thanks to PinoyWatchDog.com.
You hot heads have done me a great
favor. Without those annoying
Exposes I would have to work a few
more years. Don’t worry about me. I
get to retire.
And don’t worry about those
bankruptcy petitions. How much
can the young atty allen screw up?
Heck, he has been a lawyer for about
six months, and now in charge of
three offices. Wag Mag-alala. (Love
acting like I am speaking Tagalog).

5. Now, to keep the record straight —
I do review files and make
comments, and go to court when
they tell me to. They also hire other
attorneys to appear for me so I do
not have to work so hard.
Sometimes files are forgotten
because a system to monitor files
is …well, bad. Oh well, no one is
perfect. I have never advertised I
am perfect. Maybe I have, hmm.

6. So I have lied in my advertising. So what?
So I advertised I had hundreds of successful
immigration removal defense cases and do
not really handle them at all. So I said I
had thousands of loan modifications
successes and I have no proof. Come on. We
are all allowed to lie a little. And a lot of
littles is a lot.
I am sure PinoyWatchDog.com is not so
perfect. Thanks to PWD, but to be honest —
you guys are a little irritating. Can’t you
have more entertainment news? Pictures of
pretty girls in swim suits are always nice.
Just a suggestion.

7. And the young atty allen is a nice
kid, to the extent the Allens even
let me, or anyone else, see him.
So don’t worry. Just keep on
coming to Anthony and Luchie’s
law firm, whoever is the figure in
a business suit attorney out front,
the young atty allen, or me, or
whoever.
You do not need a lawyer in
charge.