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CONGRÈS
MONDIAL
DE
CHIRURGIE
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Le premier intervenant est
un chirurgien allemand :

Nous, les Zallemands, on est
dellement forts en chirurgie qu’on a
pris un homme qui était sans
desticules à la suite d’un
accident…

… et on a réussi à lui en
kreffer une baire…

Eh bien, SIX semaines plus tard,
il cherchait du dravail !

Le second intervenant,
un Américain dit, tout fier :

Nous, les Zaméricans, on
est encore plous forts : on a
pris un grand malade dou
cœur,…

… on loui a fait oune greffe et
QUATRE semaines plous tard,
il cherchait un job !

Le chirurgien russe ne
veut pas être en reste :

Nous, les Ruskoffs
nous avons pRis un
homme dont le
ceRveau était malade,
…

… nous lui avons
gReffé un nouveau
ceRveau et DEUX
semaines apRès, il
cheRchait du boulot !
Da !!!

Alors le
Français
intervient :

Chers confrères, vous êtes
vraiment très en retard !

Nous, en France, nous avons
pris un mec sans cœur,
sans cerveau et
sans couilles…

… et nous en avons fait
un président de
la République…

… et dans six mois, ce seront
TOUS les Français qui
chercheront du boulot…

D’autres sur:
Diaporamas-a-la-con.com
Le site des meilleurs diaporamas humoristiques
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08 le-congres-de-chirurgie

1. CONGRÈS MONDIAL DE CHIRURGIE Cliquez pour avancer

2. Diaporama PPS réalisé pour http://www.diaporamas-a-la-con.com

3. Le premier intervenant est un chirurgien allemand :

4. Nous, les Zallemands, on est dellement forts en chirurgie qu’on a pris un homme qui était sans desticules à la suite d’un accident…

5. … et on a réussi à lui en kreffer une baire…

6. Eh bien, SIX semaines plus tard, il cherchait du dravail !

7. Le second intervenant, un Américain dit, tout fier :

8. Nous, les Zaméricans, on est encore plous forts : on a pris un grand malade dou cœur,…

9. … on loui a fait oune greffe et QUATRE semaines plous tard, il cherchait un job !

10. Le chirurgien russe ne veut pas être en reste :

11. Nous, les Ruskoffs nous avons pRis un homme dont le ceRveau était malade, …

12. … nous lui avons gReffé un nouveau ceRveau et DEUX semaines apRès, il cheRchait du boulot ! Da !!!

13. Alors le Français intervient :

14.

15. Chers confrères, vous êtes vraiment très en retard !

16. Nous, en France, nous avons pris un mec sans cœur, sans cerveau et sans couilles…

17. … et nous en avons fait un président de la République…

18.

19. … et dans six mois, ce seront TOUS les Français qui chercheront du boulot…

20. D’autres sur: Diaporamas-a-la-con.com Le site des meilleurs diaporamas humoristiques [Attention le passage du pointeur de souris dans ce cadre déclenche un lien vers le site]