蹿至屏幕中央,齐声大喊:啊!可以吸的火腿肠! 不过我的创意是白想了,因为那人告诉香港六合彩不用拍,是用走的. 用走就可以了?那是什么广告?! 香港六合彩最终从另一间办公室拿出两套有活人那么高的火腿肠装束,说香港六合彩就穿上这个到街上走一走吧,挺简单的活儿! 原来只是要香港六合彩扮演大火腿肠中的猪肉馅而已,这活儿的确很简单! 于是那个星期天长沙街头就出现了两根直立行走的巨大火腿肠!原来这个广告真的是用走的,好有创意! 两根巨大的火腿肠在长沙街头胜似闲庭信步! 有趣儿的是,香港六合彩走在路上时居然还迎面碰上了两支巨大的直立行走的牙膏!香港六合彩也走得风度翩翩并很友好地朝香港六合彩打招呼. 于是幸福的长沙人们就在那一天看到这么一幅奇景:两支大牙膏对着两大截火腿肠打着招呼,然后四个怪物还在路上驻足聊了一会儿,就好象地球已经被它们侵占了一样!! 原来那俩牙膏是另一所大学的大学生,香港六合彩也是要锻炼锻炼——有道理,饭后百步走活到九十九嘛!长寿牌牙膏! 然后香港六合彩继续走,不巧的是我最怕碰上的人远远地出现了.赵玉周日是上午上课,香港六合彩去教少儿英语正好要经过这条路,我居然把这码事儿给忘了——可能是因为白天我一般不接香港六合彩的缘故吧;也有可能是我装火腿肠实在是装得太象了,所以也变得跟火腿肠一样没脑子了!

7. There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics . Benjamin Disraeli

8. Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was three feet. Woody Hayes Coach, Ohio State Football

9. Always provide people with a context to help them understand. Richard E. Moran

10. A talk is a voyage with a purpose, and it must be charted. The man who starts out going nowhere, generally gets there. Dale Carnegie

15. (Sometimes, “less” is “more”) Talk low, talk slow and don’t say too much. John Wayne

16. The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Mark Twain

26. I’m glad this question came up, in a way, because there are so many ways to answer it that one if them is bound to be right. Robert Benchley I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, “I don’t know.” Mark Twain

28. Source: Cohn, E. Public Speaking, University of Pittsburgh Center for Instructional Development & Distance Education, Fifth Edition, January 2001.