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7th Category Joke Time and Reality Check! I am / You might be a
                             REDNECK if:

 Your boat has not left the yard in 15 years.
 You’ve ever shot someone for looking at you.
 Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
 You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.
 You’ve ever sprayed your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
 Your kids are hungry because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
 You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “ Georgia on My
  Mind.”
 The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
 You know at least six different ways to bend the brim of a baseball cap.
 It’s easier to spray weedkiller on your lawn than to mow it.Funny Ya’ll! Hahaha
  Have a great day and May GOD bless our Souls! For what we have done in the
  past and also to the new generations. Ya’ll and all the Ya’ll/ Ya’llses! Smile Ya’ll!
  Funny Ya’ll! hehehe

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7th category joke time and reality check!

  • 1. 7th Category Joke Time and Reality Check! I am / You might be a REDNECK if:  Your boat has not left the yard in 15 years.  You’ve ever shot someone for looking at you.  Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.  You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.  You’ve ever sprayed your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.  Your kids are hungry because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.  You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “ Georgia on My Mind.”  The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.  You know at least six different ways to bend the brim of a baseball cap.  It’s easier to spray weedkiller on your lawn than to mow it.Funny Ya’ll! Hahaha Have a great day and May GOD bless our Souls! For what we have done in the past and also to the new generations. Ya’ll and all the Ya’ll/ Ya’llses! Smile Ya’ll! Funny Ya’ll! hehehe