Are you smarter than a parking ticket warrior? If not, it will cost you a bunch of money to park in NYC. For example: 1. Is all NYC a tow away zone...No parking signs necessary? 2. Can you double park on the unrestricted side of the street on street cleaning days? 3. Do you have 5 minutes to purchase time on a muni meter machine? Answers to these questions, and much more...

1. A R E Y O U S M A R T E R T H A N A PA R K I N G T I C K E T W A R R I O R ?
TEST YOUR NYC
PA R K I N G T I C K E T I . Q .

2. A 1 2 Q U E S T I O N N Y C PA R K I N G T I C K E T

3. TRUE OR
FA L S E ?
• All of New York City is a
tow away zone. No parking
signs necessary to warn
you of this nightmare

4. TRUE

5. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT
L E G A L PA R K I N G H O L I D AY S ?
• Christmas Eve
• Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday
• New Year's Eve
• Larry's birthday

6. ANSWER:
• Christmas Eve
• New Year's Eve
• Larry's birthday

7. TRUE OR
FA L S E ?
• Your chariot can be towed
if it issued a parking ticket
and has $101 in judgment

8. TRUE

9. True or False?
• A parking ticket warrior is empowered to cancel a
"failure to display muni meter receipt" parking ticket if
you present the warrior with a paid muni meter receipt
issued within 5 minutes of the time the warrior issued
the parking ticket.

10. TRUE

11. True or False?
• A parking ticket judge is now required to dismiss a
"failure to display muni meter receipt" parking ticket
upon submission of a paid muni meter receipt issued
within 5 minutes of the time of violation. True or False?

12. TRUE
"CASE
DISMISSED!"

13. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT "REQUIRED
ELEMENTS?"
!
(A) VIN NUMBER (B) MODEL YEAR (C) COLOR (D) ALL OF
THE ABOVE
!
!
!

14. (D) All of the
Above

15. T R U E O R FA L S E ?
YOUR CHARIOT
CAN NOW BE
"BOOTED" IN
ALL 5 BOROUGHS

16. TRUE

17. T R U E O R FA L S E ?
Y O U H AV E 5 M I N U T E S T O WA L K T O A M U N I M E T E R M A C H I N E ,
PAY F O R Y O U R T I M E , R E T U R N T O Y O U R C H A R I O T, A N D P L A C E
T H E PA I D M U N I M E T E R R E C E I P T O N T H E D A S H B O A R D . I F
Y O U ' R E I S S U E D A PA R K I N G T I C K E T W I T H I N T H I S 5 M I N U T E
GRACE PERIOD, YOU CAN FIGHT IT AND WIN. TRUE OR
FA L S E ?

18. TRUE

19. T R U E O R FA L S E ?
J O E O V E R S L E P T O N A N A LT E R N AT E
S I D E PA R K I N G D AY, B U T W O K E U P I N
TIME TO MOVE HIS CHARIOT 5
MINUTES BEFORE THE END OF THE
A LT E R N AT E S I D E PA R K I N G P E R I O D .
LUCKY FOR JOE, HE WILL NOT BE
I S S U E D A N Y C PA R K I N G T I C K E T.
T R U E , FA L S E , O R A R E Y O U K I D D I N G
ME?

20. ARE YOU KIDDING
M E . . . FA L S E !

21. It is perfectly legal to double park on the unrestricted side of the
street on alternate side parking days in your neighborhood. If you
are issued a parking ticket by some overzealous warrior, you will
beat it in parking ticket court.
– T R U E , FA L S E , O R A R E Y O U Y K I D D I N G M E ?

22. ARE YOU KIDDING
M E . . . FA L S E !

23. T R U E O R FA L S E ?
Y O U C A N PA R K I N F R O N T O F A
D R I V E W AY A S L O N G A S Y O U
A R E FA C E B O O K F R I E N D S W I T H
THE OWNER OF THE ABUTTING
P R O P E R T Y. T R U E O R F A L S E ?
!

24. FA L S E

25. T R U E O R FA L S E ?
A N Y C D R I V E W AY I S
CONSIDERED A NO STOPPING
ZONE AND THEREFORE YOU
C A N N O T S T O P T E M P O R A R I LY
I N F R O N T O F A D R I V E W AY T O
D R O P O F F A PA S S E N G E R .
T R U E O R FA L S E ?

26. F A L S E . A D R I V E W AY I S A " N O S TA N D I N G " Z O N E ,
N O T A " N O S T O P P I N G Z O N E . . . Y O U C A N S T O P,
D R O P O R P I C K U P A PA S S E N G E R , A N D
SKEDADDLE

27. N E W Y O R K PA R K I N G T I C K E T L L C
W W W. N E W Y O R K PA R K I N G T I C K E T. C O M
!
P R E PA R E D B Y
LARRY BEREZIN